Me: Im baaaaaaaaaaackkk~! But my comp is still broken yep theres something wrong with my laptop mouse it wont click on anything! DX but cause I wanna keep writing I forced myself to get an even worse laptop just to type . uh huh this is my old laptop which has a cracked screen cause I got mad once and accidently threw my game controller at ^^;;; but anyways~ lets begin!
Naru: kyubbi-chama owns nothing! Except for higurashi no naku koro ni DVD
Me: yeah great anime but don't watch if you don't like blood and gore! on with the story!
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Truth or ScArE?
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The story of naked Sai spread immediately through Konoha High. Some students said he stumbled into Sasori's house in a trash-bag diaper; others said he was found passed out naked on the back lawn. No one had a clue Naruto was involved. Only Sai knew the real story. Apparently he tried to pass it off to his buddies as an encounter with a cheerleader. Either way, everyone got a laugh.
Sai left Naruto alone. He wouldn't even make eye contact with him. Gothic Boy had finally gotten the goods on the popular soccer snob. But Naruto didn't want him to accuse him of theft. He had to give Sai's clothes back, right?
First there was the shoe. Naruto thought it was the left. Naruto strung it on the outside of his locker. At first no one noticed the hanging loafer. Those who finally did looked at it and walked on. But the next morning it was gone. One person had noticed it. Now it was time for the others to take notice besides Sai.
The right brown loafer was strung up in the same fashion. But next to it was a sign: MISSING SOMETHING SAI?
This time Naruto heard giggles as students passed. They didn't realize whose locker it was. But they'd soon be catching on.
Each day a sock would hang out, or a t-shirt. Naruto started noticing snob girls who would never talk to him suddenly looking over in algebra with smiling approval. They had been Sai's tree girls, promised everything with nothing to show for it. Well, he had plenty to show.
By the time Sai's khaki pants were hung out, complete with grass stains and dirt, everyone knew whose locker it was. Now kids in the hallway were grinning at him. Guys weren't exactly asking him out, but Naruto was suddenly popular-in a quiet kind of way.
Except, of course, with Sai. But Naruto felt safe. Now if that everyone knew whose locker it was, Sai would be the prime suspect if anything happened to him.
But Sai did make the odd threat.
"I'll kick you ass, monster," he said one day. He grabbed Naruto's jaw in his hands when Naruto and Deidara were starting to walk home.
"Combat boots hurt more then loafers, Neanderthal," Naruto shot back, his face pressed between Sai's hands.
"Let him go," Sasori said, pulling him away. Naruto could see even Sasori enjoyed his prank. He was sure Sasori got tired of the Sai attitude sometimes. After all, he was stuck being Sai's friend.
"You'll never be anything more than a freak!" Sai shouted. Fortunately Sasori pulled him away again. Naruto didn't feel like going to battle after a long day of school.
"You just wait! You just wait!" he called back to Naruto.
"Talk to my lawyer!" Naruto yelled, secretly hoping he wasn't going to need a plastic surgeon instead.
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Time for the grade finale. Lots of students were gathered around Naruto's locker. He even saw freshman taking pictures.
It was the climax everyone had been waiting for: Sai's white Calvin Klein underwear hot-glued to Naruto's locker. The sign underneath read: WHITE IS FOR VIRGINS, RIGHT SAI?
It would be up there for a while. Everyone saw it. Literally EVERYONE saw it.
"Naruto, you defaced school property," Principle Tsunade scolded him later that day. Naruto had been in Tsunade's office so many times, it was like seeing a old friend.
"Those lockers have been here forever, baa-chan," Naruto replied. "Maybe it's time you tell the school board we need new ones."
"I don't think you see the seriousness involved here, Naruto. You ruined a locker and embarrassed an honors student."
"What honor? Ask your straight-A cheerleaders and half the drill team how many times he's embarrassed them!"
Tsunade pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration.
"We need to get you involved in something, Naruto. Some club you can belong to, something that will help you make friends."
"The chess club have any openings? Or how about the math club?" Naruto asked sarcastically.
"There are other activities."
"Can you guarantee me a spot on the cheerleading squad? Of course, I'd have to wear all black."
"That's something you have to try-out for. But I bet you'd be great."
Naruto rolled his eyes; she knew he was being sarcastic.
"Obviously honors students, like Sai, really respect cheerleaders."
"Naruto, high school is hard for most kids. That's just the way it is. Even the people who look as though they do belong usually don't feel they belong. But you have so much going for you. You're imaginative. You're smart. You'll figure it out. Just don't damage any lockers while you're trying to find the answers."
"Sure, baa-chan," Naruto said, taking the detention slip. "See you soon."
"Not too soon, okay Naruto?"
"I'll try not to work you too hard," he said and closed the door.
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The next day Naruto noticed something on his locker that he hadn't put up. In black paint was written: NARUTO IS A HORROR!
Naruto smiled. 'Very clever, Sai. Very clever.' he thought. He felt warm inside. It was the first time Sai had ever complimented him.
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Me: DONE ^_^ yay clap clap clap!
Naruto: also we have important news!
Me: yep two things I gotta tell you all ^^ im going to A-kon! And my b-day is next month…oh one more thing! 2 more weeks of school I get out on june 4th soooo expect more chapters in the summer timmmmeeee~! And hopefully my laptop will be fixed by then ^^|||||| so anyways please leave a review and cya next chapter~!
Me&Naru: bye-neeeeee!