Me: Oh yeah another chapter heck yeah! Wahoo!

Sasu: Oi what's with her?

Naru: Sugar rush plus energy drink with pop rocks and soda.

Me: Must continue!

Sasu: =_= . . . Too loud. -leaves-

Naru: YOUR LEAVING! Damn it…teme…-sigh- oh well kyubbi-chama owns nada so shut up and enjoy the story by the way this chapter is being written on the same day as chapter 11 so still try and finish the chapter 11 challenge! If you do-

Me: I'll dress Naruto and Deidara in maid outfits! Yeah Yeah! Moe~ Ohohohohohoho~!

Naru: _ …..you know what…wait for me Sasuke! -leaves-

-Life Lesson 2342: You should never touch a stove that's on because it's- HOT AND DANGEROUS~!-

-Still in Naruto's POV-

"I'm on a mission!" I screamed to Deidara, who was already waiting on the swings in Leaf Park. I had told him to meet me at seven p.m. "You'll never believe what's happening!"

"You have another pair of Sai's underwear un?"

"Sai who? No this is way beyond him! Way beyond city limits. This is totally out of this world!"

"What gives un?"

"I have all the dirt on the Mansion family!"

"Oh, the vampires un?"

"You know?"

"It's all over town un. Some say it's the way they dress Some say they're just weird un. Mr. Hotaru told my father they must be inhuman since they ate at Feliciano's and held the garlic un."

"But that's the Hotarus. Still, I may have to add that to my journal. Every bit of info is crucial!"

"Is this why we're meeting un?"

"Deidara, do you…believe in vampires?"

"No, un."

"No?"

"No, un!"

"That's it? You're not even going to think about it?"

"You could have asked me that on the phone un. I cut out early on a second helping of Bakudan- Yaki un!"

"This is of major importance!"

"Are you mad un? Do you want me to believe in vampires un?"

"Well…"

"Naruto, do you believe in them?"

"I've wanted to for years. But who knows? I didn't believe Kanji Tatsumi was straight.'

"Who's Kanji Tatsumi un?"

I rolled my eyes. "Never mind." I asked you to meet me here to help me out on my mission. See, the answers lie not in the rumors, but in truths and the truth lies in that Mansion. And every Saturday night Creepy Butler Man goes to Junes for an hour of grocery shopping. I drove by the Mansion, and they don't seem to have a security system. And if I play my cards right, Gothic Guy will be keeping to himself in his attic room of blaring Marilyn Manson angst. He'll never hear me."

"He'll never hear you doing what un?"

"Finding the truth."

"This sounds so way out un."

"Thank you."

"So you need me to be at my house waiting by the phone, so when you get safely home, you can call me and share all the details un?"

I stared at him hard.

"No, I need you to be my lookout."

"You know this is trespassing un? Like really trespassing un? Like breaking and entering un? (A/N lol B&E…love Dane Cook.)

"Well, if I can find an open window, then I won't be breaking. I'll only be entering. And if everything goes as planned on one will be the wiser and so then I won't even be entering. I won't even get in trouble for exiting!"

"I shouldn't un…"

"You should."

"I can't un."

"You can."

"I won't un.

"You will!"

The conversation stopped. "You will!" I said, this time sternly. I hated to be bossy, but it had to be done. I got up from my swing. "I won't steal anything. You'll e an accomplice to nothing. But if I do find out something major, colossal, spectacular, totally out of this world, then we can both share the Nobel Prize."

"We have till Saturday, right un?"

"Yes. Which gives me plenty of time to gather more info and comb the Mansion grounds. And you have plenty of time to-"

"Think of excuses un?"

I smiled. "No, to finish your Bakudan- Yaki."

-Life lesson 7291(for guys): Don't let Narwhals touch you balls.-

Me: Yatta! Banzai! -rolling on my bed-

Dei: I'm scared…

Saso: Just ignore her

Dei: er…well anyways don't forget to review un!

Saso: -nod- and btw the way if anyone has an account on epic mafia or if you join it kyubbi-chama goes by the usernames WitchofMiracles or WitchofCertainty of course you Umineko fans would know all about those two trifling characters

Dei: Oh another random think Bakudan- Yaki is a type of takoyaki which means 'fried bomb' heheh pretty fitting huh un? Anyways cya next chapter un!

Dei: Bye-nee un!