Pinky and the Brain Hack the World

Part 2

Exactly 23 hours and 55 minutes later, Pinky and the Brain return to the Ecuadorian embassy to see if Julio had kept his word and worked through the day to bring Brain's hypnotic meme to every computer in the world.

Mr Sultana greeted the two lab mice at the front door, "Ahh, the Feldmens, you have returned to visit your friend who wants world domination, I'll just check on him to see if he's ready. You know, he's had more visitors then just you today."

"More visitors?" Brain pondered, "Probably just some of his freedom fighter friends."

"Or maybe it's his three kooky nephews who always seem to cause mischief around the place. Narf!" Pinky added

"Pinky, those are the Warner siblings you're talking about. They have no nephews… they were drawn by animators!" Brain said impolitely.

"Well, poit, sorry for suggesting something. For all you know, he could be seeing someone about double crossing you." Pinky said annoyed

"That is the most ridiculous theory about our good friend Julio Massage I've ever heard. Now will you stop sulking and follow me."

Pinky thought about this for a while and then happily said, like nothing ever happened, "Narf! OK"

Mr Sultana returned, "OK, he says he's ready to see you now."

When Pinky and the Brain walked into the room they saw Julio continuing to furiously type at his keyboard breaking every government firewall imaginable. The clock stuck 3 minutes to midday. "Just three minutes more and the world is mine!" Brain yelled. "Oh Pinky, how I've been waiting for this moment. It's finally happening." Brain turned to Pinky. Just when Pinky was about to respond, a familiar voice that wasn't Pinkys sent a chill through Brain's spine.

"Don't you mean, it's finally happening to me?"

Brain turned around and noticed that it wasn't just Pinky, Julio and himself in the room.

Brain frowned in anger, "Snowball."

"That's right Brain, it's me"

"How did you get back to your old self again after Precious sent you into that reverse gene splicer?"

"Oh Brain, those events never happened after the network decided to pair you with that dim-witted girl."

"You've gone insane Snowball, there's no network, there's no show we're on," Brain yelled

"Oh Brain, he's not insane, narf, I thought we were actually in a fanfiction. If I remember correctly, last time he wrote about us a nameless teenager saved us from Elmyra and gave Snowball to her, poit," Pinky interjected

Pinky's statement seemed so absurd to Brain, that it broke his concentration. He turned to Pinky and said, "Pinky. Don't encourage him. He lives in a fantasy world."

"On the contrary Brain, it is you who lives in a fantasy world. For you have been deceived Brain, by someone you so easily trusted," Snowball replied

"What do you mean, you big-headed twisted gerbil?" Brain yelled back

"Coming from you that's a complement. You came to Julio here for help, but did you ever think he might be double crossing you? Yes Brain, he works for me. In just 1 minute, he will do what you asked, but the hypnotic picture has been… edited shall we say?"

Brain, realising he had been beaten said nothing. Snowball pulled out a tape recorder to demonstrate, "Greetings world, I command you to find the person you see on your screen and make him ruler of your governments."

30 seconds to go. It seemed like there was nothing anyone could do to stop it. "Brain!? Brain!? What do we do, Snowball is about to beat you. You can't let him win Brain, you just can't!" Pinky pleaded to Brain

"Thank you for the clichéd lines Pinky, but…" Brain frowned, finally someone was going to get world domination, but it wouldn't be him. He couldn't think of anything, and from that moment, Brain fell into a deep depression.

The clock ticked. 13… 12… 11…

The door to the room opened. "Hey everyone, I thought I'd offer some nice Ecuadorian coffee for yo-" It was Sultana Sultana, and he just tripped. Coffee went flying everywhere…

7 seconds left, 6 seconds left

When I mean that the coffee went flying everywhere I meant absolutely everywhere. Over Pinky, Brain, Snowball and Julio and his computer. Strangely the coffee wasn't particularly hot, since Sultana isn't very good at making coffee.

Brain immediately cheered up. "Ha! Julio's laptop is shorting out. You lose furball.

Julio broke his silence, "Do you really think I wouldn't use the most expensive laptop that comes with waterproofing?"

3, 2, 1.

"Sorry Brain, but there's no room for dim-witted mice in my world. Mr Sultana, throw these two out. They are enemies of Ecuador," Snowball commanded.

"The Feldmans? Really?" Mr Sultana wondered

"Do it now!" Snowball yelled.

"OK, OK, don't get your yellow skin in a twist."

Mr Sultana picked Pinky and the Brain up gently and walked them out the front door.

Mr Sultana placed them down on the front porch, "I don't really want to do this to you, but when you have a celebrity like Maggie Simpson in your home you do what she tells you, if you know what I'm saying." He then slammed the door shut and locked everything.

"Quick Pinky, we must get back to the lab to put a stop to Snowball's plans. If we hurry we should catch a cargo jet to take us there by tomorrow night," Brain said

"Why Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night?"

"The same thing we'll be doing every night in the foreseeable future Pinky; TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD… FROM SNOWBALL!" Brain proclaimed

The only problem with that proclamation is a unbelievable and wild plot twist from the writer. Wait? That happens to be me.

Well, how's this for a wild plot twist? No sooner had Brain finished shouting his plan, the two lab mice were caught from behind and thrown in a brown sack by an unknown person.

Who is this person? Are they an ally, a person who they can trust? Did Snowball think of taking measures to move Pinky and the Brain far, far away? Or is it Elmyra who's finally found the two lab mice that the nameless teenager stole away in my other fanfiction story? Whatever the case, make sure you stay tuned for the final part of Pinky and the Brain Hack The World.