Psh, I wish I could make a black hole.

Pairings: Tsuna x Kyouya, Takeshi x Hayato.

Disclaimer: I don't own KHR.

Tsuna jolted awake when he felt unbelievable pleasure rocket throughout his body. He blinked several times, not quite sure what was happening before he became aware of a sticky and uncomfortable sensation around his lower body. He swallowed before slowly lifting the rim of his boxers to peek inside. "Wh-what just happened?" Tsuna shouted, staring down at his lap like it was some kind of alien and not part of his body.

"I believe you just had a 'wet dream' Dame-Tsuna. You're finally growing up." Reborn informed, popping out of nowhere and surprising his student.

"Gah! Reborn don't you know how to knock?" Tsuna snapped, quickly throwing the blanket over his lap.

Reborn cast him an irritated look before popping a grape in his mouth. Where he got it, Tsuna wasn't sure. "Maman asked me to come wake you up before you were late again."

The brunet huffed, "I was not late yesterday for your information."

The infant looked like he couldn't care less. "You have ten minutes to get ready before I come back up and shoot you." He threatened before he left the room.

Tsuna watched, astounded before quickly springing into action. He needed a shower and if he used his time wisely, he would only spend five minutes in the shower, which left him five more minutes to get ready. One minute to brush his teeth, two minutes to get dressed, and a few seconds to brush his teeth. He'd be ready before the ten minutes was up.

He smirked, proud of himself before ridding himself of his shirt while stumbling into the bathroom, shutting the door, and shedding his soiled boxers. All in one minute, which left him with only nine minutes left. He leaped into the shower which probably wasn't his best idea because it sent him crashing into the wall. He winced before leaning over and turning the handle, only to be sprayed by teeth chattering cold water.

"Wah!" He yelped.

Downstairs, Tsuna's mom looked briefly concerned as she heard her son banging around upstairs. "Is he alright Reborn-kun?" (Gah! What does she call Reborn?)

The hitman's gaze flickered to the stairs when he heard a particularly loud yell from his dame student. He looked back at Nana and nodded, not looking the least bit concerned. "He'll be fine."

That was enough for her apparently. She smiled and continued making breakfast.

Nine minutes later, Tsuna practically rolled down the stairs in his haste to make it before his ten minutes were up. He groaned painfully, vision swimming as he stared at what looked like the ceiling.

"Tsu-kun! Are you ok?" Nana asked worriedly as she eyed her son.

Tsuna blinked before slowly nodding. He carefully sat up and looked over in the kitchen to see his mom hovering by the stove and Reborn watching him carelessly as he munched on some toast. 'Lambo and I-Pin are most likely in the backyard.' He thought as he eyed the empty table and scraps that were supposed to be for him. He sighed before rising to his feet and trudging over to the table. His face brightened considerably when his mom handed him a fresh piece of toast, nice and warm and covered in butter. Eating the wonderful piece of bread in record time, Tsuna finished by licking his lips as he tried to get rid of the greasy butter. "Thanks mom." (That's what he calls her in my story, leave me alone -_-).

"Do you want some more eggs? Yours were eaten…" His mom trailed off, looking over to where his plate was and finding it spotless. Those kids worked fast.

Tsuna shook his head, looking at the clock. "No I better head to school; I don't want to be late." He sighed, before walking over to the door, where he slipped on his shoes.

Reborn hopped off the chair he was sitting on before walking over to him. "I have to discuss something with you and your guardians so I will be at your school during lunch. Go to the roof." He ordered before walking away to do the mysterious things Reborn did in his free time.

Tsuna sweat dropped when he thought about what Reborn actually did when he wasn't making his life miserable. 'Probably making little kids cry.' He thought as he stood and walked out the door. He quickly shook the thought off.

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Tsuna let out a breath he didn't realize he was holding in when he spotted the school, or more importantly the students hanging around. That meant that he wasn't late. He smiled and continued forward, looking around for any familiar faces. Namely Gokudera, Yamamoto, or even Hibari –

The brunet suddenly froze at the last one. Hibari… he hadn't seen or heard from him (not that they even talked) even since…that incident. It'd been embarrassing for the both of them but he didn't know how his Cloud Guardian would react once he saw him. Would he completely ignore him and pretend like nothing ever happened? Would he bite him to death? Amazingly enough Tsuna wasn't sure which one sounded better. He didn't want Hibari to ignore him or pretend like nothing had ever happened between them, because something had happened whether they wanted to admit it or not. On the other hand, Tsuna didn't want to get beat up.

"Sawada!" An obnoxiously loud voice shouted a split second before a force so strong hit his back and sent the Vongola Decimo lurching forward.

"You stupid lawn-head! How dare you hit Juudaime!"

"Ha ha, are you ok Tsuna?"

Tsuna tried to make sure that his eyes weren't popping out of his head from the force of the hit on his back before he straightened, trying to calm his erratic heart. He sure wasn't expecting that. "I-I'm fine…" He glanced over to where Gokudera was shouting at Ryohei angrily, the boxer standing there looking as happy as always and not sensing that his life might possibly be in danger. "Gokudera-kun I'm ok." He informed, smiling slightly.

The silverette's attention was immediately drawn to him. "Are you sure Juudaime? Cause I will beat this stupid lawn-head –"

"No no it's ok. Really I'm fine." He quickly shot down his Storm Guardian's offer, seemingly just realizing that his guardians had no qualms about fighting each other. Was this how it was supposed to be or were his guardians…different? He frowned at the thought.

Yamamoto grinned. "We should probably get to class before the bell rings."

Tsuna glanced at him and nodded before remembering what Reborn had told him that morning. "Oh yeah, Reborn is coming at lunch and wants us to meet on the roof." He informed, receiving nods from his guardians except Ryohei who shouted "Extreme meeting!" before running off. The three watched him go before looking at each other and heading to class before Hibari magically showed up and beat them for crowding.

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Hibari winced when he accidently crushed his sensitive tail when he laid on his back. He glared at it for a second, wishing it would spontaneously combust into flames and turn to ashes so he wouldn't have to deal with it anymore. But then he seemed to remember that that would most likely hurt a lot. He huffed and tossed it to the side but unsurprisingly it didn't go far from him like he had wanted it to, instead it curled up at his side like a resting animal.

The prefect watched it, wondering if in fact the two appendages he had attained this week did have a mind of their own.

"Hibari."

He blinked; the two ears perched on his head twitched at the voice before he sat up and saw none other than the baby.

He frowned for a second. "Baby, what are you doing here?" He asked, eyes narrowing slightly.

The infant merely smirked at him before jumping and landing gracefully on the ground in front of him. "Relax; I'm only here to tell you all something."

As if on cue, the door to the roof opened and out spilled several herbivores, the brunet caught his eye and he fought the urge to flush brightly. He immediately stood; feeling the need to escape but the baby caught him and quickly jumped up on his shoulder. "If you try to leave I'll rub your ears in front of everyone." He threatened, shocking Hibari.

The Cloud Guardian promptly froze on the spot.

Tsuna stumbled, accidently tripping on his Storm Guardian who was impatiently pushing Ryohei. The three ungracefully bumbled out the door, Yamamoto laughing as he entered behind them. Tsuna didn't care if they weren't nimble; as long as he didn't fall he was ok.

He looked over and stilled when he locked eyes with none other than Hibari, the one he'd been fearful of seeing but had still wanted to be around. He tried to fight the heat rising to his cheeks as he recalled all the mortifying events that had taken place in only a two day span. How unlucky were they?

Hibari was the first to look away, now really wanting to flee but Reborn's threat hanging heavy in his mind.

"Extreme!" Ryohei shouted, not sensing the tension between Hibari and Tsuna. Gokudera rolled his eyes at the infuriating male before crossing his arms and briefly staring at the bastard. "Reborn-san, you need to tell us something?" He asked and with surprising difficulty, pulled his gaze off of the furry ears to look at the hitman resting on Hibari's shoulder.

Reborn nodded. "Yes. As you all may know, tomorrow is the second day of Golden Week, which means you have three days off, correct?" He received nods from everyone but his dame student and Hibari. "I have planned a trip for all of us to go to an inn with a hot spring, think of it as a vacation for all your hard work." He finished with a smirk, secretly eyeing the stiff male next to him before glancing at his silent student.

Gokudera's eyes lit up. "Really?" He shouted, barely containing all his excitement.

Reborn nodded.

"Extreme vacation!" Ryohei yelled, pumping his fist in the air.

"Ha ha, sounds like fun!" Yamamoto grinned, secretly thinking naughty things that had to do with his lover and hot springs. Very good combination.

Tsuna bit his lip, hot springs reminded him of steamy bathrooms which reminded him of yesterday and brought his thoughts to rest upon Hibari. And his naked body. 'Gah! I'm not gay!'

Hibari glanced at the Spartan tutor. "Do we have to go?" He asked monotonously. All he got as a response was a nod. He closed his eyes, mentally sighing and wishing he was somewhere else.

"Be in front of Dame-Tsuna's house at ten in the morning tomorrow." He paused, gaze flickering over to Hibari. "You all better show, or else…" He finished, letting the unsaid threat hang in the air as he hopped off Hibari's shoulder and disappeared. Immediately, the Cloud Guardian made a break for it, disappearing before Tsuna even knew what had happened.

The brunet blinked, staring at the spot Hibari used to be.

"Tch, damn bastard." Gokudera angrily glared before turning to Tsuna. "Juudaime! Are you excited for Golden Week?"

"It should be really fun." Yamamoto stated, intently watching the Storm Guardian who sent him an odd look.

"Eh? Oh yeah…I'm looking forward to it." The Vongola Decimo smiled distractedly. There were several good things about going to the hot springs for Golden Week. Obviously he'd be out of school and hot springs were relaxing, but the downsides were obvious. Things aren't that simple and relaxing when all his guardians were together and Hibari would be there…meaning he'd be only be wearing a towel…

Tsuna blushed.

"I extremely can't wait for tomorrow!" Ryohei shouted, pumping his fist in the air.

"Idiot lawn-head."

"Ha ha let's go, the bell is going to ring soon."

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Stupid stupid stupid.

Hibari angrily threw the limp body from his grip, quickly rounding on his next victim who was cowering in a corner, begging for forgiveness.

The herbivore wanted forgiveness? He didn't have any.

Unfortunately the herbivore passed out as soon as his tonfa collided heavily with the man's skull. Hibari ignored the sickening crack followed by the dull thump of his body hitting the ground. He stared at the bloody scene he left behind before scoffing and walking away to go take a shower. The blood coating him was getting on his nerves, shredding his 'calm' mood as soon as it started. Everything was pissing him off today and he needed to let off some steam however, an hour later of venting and there were no more herbivores around to punish.

"Kufufufu, you are the most violent person I know Kyouya."

Said male immediately clenched his teeth before swirling around, lashing out with his favorite metal weapons. Unsurprisingly he sliced thin air, his target standing just out of reach with a raised eyebrow and a smirk set firmly in place.

"Oya oya, calm down. I just wanted –" He quickly steeped back to dodge another hit, " – to see if you were going to the hot springs tomorrow."

The prefect frowned and straightened, glaring at the illusionist. "Why do you care?" He snapped, not quite understanding why he wasn't beating the other male to a pulp.

"Kufufufu, I would just like to know Kyouya." He sneakily crept closer, "Is Tsunayoshi going?" His smirk spread when he spotted the look of embarrassment flash across the Cloud Guardian's face before it disappeared, replaced with a look of irritation.

The raven haired teen looked at the other and blinked when he noticed how close he'd gotten. He growled and pushed Mukuro's chest, trying to remove their close proximity. "I don't care if the stupid herbivore is going."

Mukuro smirked and his gaze flickered to the pair of ears sitting atop Hibari's head. "Kufufufu, well I am looking forward to it." He leaned down to whisper in the prefect's ear, shocking the violent male; he took the chance to lean down and plant a quick kiss on Hibari's lips.

Then he was gone.

A/N: I suppose this isn't the worst thing I've ever written. Next chapter will be longer. And yes, Mukuro really just kissed Hibari, he will be a catalyst to get them together faster because Reborn needs a break from being matchmaker sometimes. But this is a 2718 story, don't freak.