Alright, decided to give you guys a longer chapter today. I'm so glad I'm back from my long hiatus! Enjoy this extra special chapter!
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ID was looking at Discord with an unimpressed face. Discord was standing proudly with his paw and claw on both hips. "Ah? Ah?" Discord said trying to cheer him up.
"That is the stupidest idea ever."
Discord had on a blue outfit with a fin on his back. "I can be…Dolphin Tangler!"
"Okay now that's the stupidest name ever too," he said turning around and walking away. Before he could take an extra step a giant pond appeared right in front of ID and Discord jumped over him and flopped around like a fish. "Come on, you need a secret identity."
"I thought your secret identity was Q?"
"Oh that's my nickname, this is my super hero name!"
"I already have a secret identity," he said walking away again.
"Yeah, I'm not an idiot. No parents are stupid enough to call their child ID."
He stopped, "Ugh, Discord!" he said turning around.
"It's DOLPHIN TANGLER!" he said striking a pose.
"Whatever! Stop trying to figure me out! You already found out about my hooves and my name. You already know too much!"
"Why, I'm just trying to have some fun. It's not my fault the obvious comes drops out of you like candy from a piñata!" he said making a piñata appear along with a blind fold on his eyes. He swung a stick at it several times but missed.
"Will you stop?! I'm a very private pony!"
He took the blind fold off, "Ha! So is Luna. No wonder she let you buck her," then he barely touched the piñata and candy flew out of it like a candy fountain.
"What are you talking about? It was a spell."
"Ha! Princesses aren't as easily influenced by spells. If she didn't like you to some degree she would have snapped out of it as soon as you stuck your family jewels inside her…"
"Okay I get it!" he said trying to grasp this. "It doesn't matter. There's no records of Luna ever having a stallionfriend, so we obviously can't be together."
"Ha! You can't honestly believe that can you? She's a private pony! It's not like she would announce it!" He made a podium appear and a bullhorn too. "Hey everypony! My name is Luna, Princess of the Night and I'm sleeping with a convict!"
"Okay you are annoying me now," he said walking away again.
"Oh come on. I even made you a costume!" Discord said snapping his fingers and a pink bunny costume appeared on ID.
"Grr!" ID yelled trying to take it off, but there was no zipper. "What the buck!? Get this stupid thing off of me!"
"Why? You look adorable!"
"AAHHH! Buck you! You stupid! Son of a! Ahhh!" he said trying to rip it off.
"Magic cloth. Won't come off unless I say so," Discord said in a sing song voice.
"Ugh, fine we can wear costumes and try to help ponies, but I'm not going out in this thing though."
"Really!? Perfect!" he said snapping his fingers. The bunny suit disappeared. "Okay so what kind of costume do you want?"
"Well, I've always loved cats. What about a Panther?" he said thinking about it.
Discord snapped his fingers and the outfit made him look good but it seemed off. "Hmm, I'm sorry but you don't look good if black," discord said snapping his fingers and changing the color till it turned green. "Oh perfect!"
"Green? Really?"
"It suits you. Now! Let's go see what all goes on in Canterlot!"
"Are you sure this is a good idea? Celestia told you not to leave the castle grounds."
"Yeah, and Luna told you the same thing. Do you always listen to what mares tell you?"
"Are we really having this conversation? Shouldn't we be kicking some plot?"
"Haha the fun you has emerged. Let's go!" he said teleporting them both to a dark ally. "Okay, I have places super sound hearing devices in our costumes. It's in your cat ears."
"Panther ears," he said feeling them and found a little button. He pressed it and then tried to hear around. He heard a bunch of weird things such as, "No mom. I'll be home before my curfew. Please let me go." "So do you want to go grab a haysandwich?" "I love you! Can we please go back to my place?" "Hey, give me your satchel!"
"Hey! Somepony over there is getting robbed," he said looking at Discord who was looking around.
"I got it," he said as he started making dolphin noises.
"Um…"
"Over there!" he said pointing in the direction where a mare was getting robbed by a big buff grey stallion. He already had the satchel and had just started running.
"Make it start raining!" ID said flying up. Discord held his breathe and water blew out of his blow hole on his neck.
It started raining mostly just where the robber was going while ID flew over and then dive bombed right into the robber who slipped and dropped the satchel. ID quickly got up before the stallion could and gabbed the satchel. Discord came up sliding up to them on the slippery water and ran into the stallion who had just gotten up.
"Whoops! Sorry little buddy!" he said picking him up and hanging him at a near by pole by his jacket.
ID gave the satchel back to the mare, "Who the heck are you guys?" she said looking at the two.
"Well, I am…The Green Panther," he said going with the obvious.
"And I am! The Blue Dolphin!" Discord said turning off the rain.
The ponies around them looked at them weirdly and some were even laughing. Even the two mares, "Thank you for saving my bag," she giggled.
ID smiled. He felt silly but he felt good too. The Guards arrived not much longer afterwards and thanked them, even though they still thought they looked weird.
"Quickly," ID said, "We should get out of here before we attract too much attention."
As if on cue, Celestia appeared out of nowhere, she took one good look at them and her eyes went wide. "Q!?"
Discord smiled nervously, "And you must be the Princess of the Sun."
She looked extremely mad, "I need to talk with these 'special' ponies in my castle, and tell them what I think about them causing this commotion," she said forming a bumble around them and teleported them.
They appeared in the castle, "What the buck do you think you're doing Discord!? I told you no commotions!" she said taking his mask off.
"Hehe um, ID told me he wanted to go save some ponies."
"Really? You two..." she said taking his mask off too, "…dressed up like idiots just to stop some petty theft burglar?"
Discord looked nervous, "Um, ID made me."
ID looked at him, "I thought you said you weren't afraid of her?"
"What!? You said that?" she said angry.
"What!? No! You are the ruler of Equestria and whatever you say goes sweet heart," he said. By the look on her face she was not convinced.
ID was shocked at how Discord's personality had changed just like that. At first he sounded like he didn't care what Celestia thought and then all of a sudden he was trying to appeal to her better nature.
She sighed, "Discord, I can't lose you again. Please don't do anything stupid."
"Tia, being stupid is who I am," he said smiling.
"Just be careful! And you too ID. You don't have magical powers like Discord. Watch yourself. Luna doesn't…um I mean…" he took a long pause trying to figure out to say, "…just try to be careful and don't leave the grounds unless absolutely necessary. Now I have to get back to my duties," she said teleporting away.
Discord and ID both looked at each other and couldn't help but laugh, "Oh my gosh! The look on your face!" ID laughed.
"Oh shut up! You had fun. We definitely have to do that again!" Discord said taking off his suit.
"Oh gosh no! We looked like idiots and only stopped one pony from stealing a satchel. You could have stopped him just by snapping your fingers."
"Yeah but that was more fun! Either way we stopped him."
"Why do you even care? You're chaos! Isn't that what you love? Chaos in all of ponies?"
Discord smiled at him, "There's a difference between chaos and crime. Trust me I've been on both sides." ID thought about all of this. "Oh, and by the way, there is one thing I love more than chaos." ID was about to ask what but figured it out before he even blinked. "Don't worry. There's somepony out there for everypony. Maybe you have already met her too."
"Okay, what happened to you? You are always random and wild and would…never say anything like that!" he said thinking about…well basically everything.
Discord let out a small laugh, "Let me guess, you never thought you'd have feeling for anypony either? Or fun by the looks of it. You always seem to take things too seriously. It took me all day to push you to wearing a stupid green suit!"
ID took of his suit. He wasn't smiling anymore. "Goodnight Discord."
Discord looked at him surprised, "No wait. It's barely getting dark. We can go on another crime hunt!"
"Celestia said to not do anymore stupid things," he said still walking away.
"But we were helping ponies!" Discord said slithering behind him.
"Just leave me alone. I'm going to bed."
Discord was about to try and cheer him up but then saw a single drop of water on the ground where ID had walked. ID was crying. Discord stopped and felt kind of bad. "Just ask Luna where your room is!" He said right as ID walked through the door and headed upstairs.
Discord turned back around and saw the costume on the floor. He sighed and snapped his fingers to make it disappear. He pulled up a chair and brought out a book from his back pocket. He sat down and put on his reading glasses and opened the book to the first page. "Page one," he said quietly as he then put the book on the table and pulled the page out and chewed on it.
ID stood at Luna's door and wiped his tears away making sure there was no trace. He knocked on the door, "Luna! Where am I gonna sleep?"
The door magically opened, "Oh if it isn't ID. I thought I told you to stay in the castle…"
"Yeah I know. Where is my room?" he said trying not to even look at her.
She was a bit surprised by how his voice sounded. It sounded sad. "ID what happened?" she said trying to lift his face up.
"Nothing! Where's my freaking room!" he said turning away.
Luna was shocked now. She couldn't believe he just yelled at her. It took he some time to respond, "33," she simply said and turned away from him also.
He quickly got out of there and felt like he was gonna start crying again but he sucked it up and walked down the hall.
Luna put her hooves up to her mouth to stop her from whimpering. 'I thought he was the nice misunderstood type,' she thought as she laid down in her giant bed. 'Luna, you are the stupidest mare ever!' she thought and buried her face in her pillow before anything else started.
ID was walking down the hall and realized the rooms didn't have numbers. "Ugh, it's a castle not a hotel!" then he saw the door open in one of the rooms. "Ugh, well I can't go ask Luna or Discord." He poked his head through the door and the first thing he saw was some mares plot. "Oh my gosh!" he said backing up.
The mare turned to look at him, "Oh sorry, it's so hard to reach the high places." She was wearing an extremely inappropriate French maid outfit. "May I help you?" she said walking up to him.
He shook of what he had just seen up her skirt, "Yes, where is room 33?"
"Do you live here? I've never seen you here before," she said checking out his body.
"Yeah I'm new. Luna told me to go to room 33."
"Okay. Just fallow me," she said walking in front of him.
ID accidentally saw her down there again and looked away. 'Who the heck wears a skirt like that!' he thought as he looked at the floor
"Here we are," she said opening the door for him.
He walked in and got on the bed, "Thanks. I'll see you around."
"No, I don't think so," she said closing the door. "I'm not done with you yet."
"Wha-what?" he said pretty sure something bad was gonna happen. Or at least wrong.
"Something is wrong with you," she said sitting down on the bed. Her skirt didn't even touch the sheets. That's how high it was.
"Listen I don't need to tell some slut about my problems in-MHH!" he moaned as she pushed him onto his back.
"Don't call me a slut. The reason I wear this dress is because I get attention. If I was just some other maid in this castle nopony would listen to me."
She certainly had his attention now, "I-I'm sorry?"
"You'd better be. Now you either tell me what is wrong or I will talk with the princess about how you raped me," she said sitting on his lap.
He could have easily pushed her off because of his hooves but he caved, "It's Luna! I-I just can't be around her anymore."
"The princess? Do you like her or something?"
"N-no! Well, I didn't at first, but then Dis…um somepony started telling me what love was like and I just can't…"
"Shush," she said putting a hoof over his lips. "Listen sweet heart. Love isn't complicated. Just try it. When was your last marefriend?" she asked.
"Um…never…" he said looking away.
She sat there silently for a while, "Okay, have you ever mated with anypony?"
He blushed, "Yes, once."
"Okay, at least that's something. With?"
"Why do you think you'd know who it is?"
"Well it's obviously somepony I know or else you would have just said her name. Was it Luna?"
His eye twitched, "Who the heck are you?"
"I'm just the maid that all the guards hit on. This skirt gives me power. I like power."
"Don't we all," ID said thinking for a moment.
She got off of him, "Get some sleep, but tomorrow you have to talk with Luna," she said walking out.
"Um, that might be a little hard. I accidentally yelled at her."
"Ugh, why do stallions have to be so complicated? I'll talk with her," she said as she closed the door.
ID sat there for a moment, "What the heck just happened?"
The slutty maid walked down the hall to Luna's room. She knocked, "Hello? Anypony home? I'm not getting any younger darling!" she then heard a small noise. She out her ear to the door and heard some sniffling. "Princess? Are you alright?"
"YES! NOW GO AWAY!" she said in the royal Canterlot voice.
"Ugh, you're upset too? What is wrong with you guys?"
The door suddenly opened, "What do you mean?" she said lifting her head up off the pillow/
"The green stallion that yelled at you," she said walking in and closing the doors.
"What! He was supposed to stay hidden!"
"He asked me where his room was, I sat on him then taught him a life lesson. Now it's your turn."
"You sat on him?" Luna said curious now.
"Yeah, had to make him listen to me. I guess pressing my feminine parts up against his male parts really did the trick."
Luna looked down feeling a bit jealous, "Did you guys do anything?"
"Ha! No of course not. I'm not that type of mare."
"You-you're not?" Luna said looking at her outfit again.
"No, I'm smarter than that. And I also know that I'm not smarter than the Princess of the Night. So tell be about that stallion. Why do you care about him so much?"
She looked away, "I can't tell you why," she said thinking about the very little the Doctor told her about him. She looked at Luna for a moment. "Ugh, okay fine. You win," she said sitting up. "Oh, this is a little embarrassing to ask since you've worked with us for almost a year. What's your name?"
She smiled, "How many of the maids names do you know?"
"Um…" Luna was embarrassed. She didn't know any of their servants names at all.
"Exactly. That's why I make myself noticed with this outfit. My name is Jenny Jewel."
"Hm, pretty name," she said.
"Thank you. Now let's have a nice long talk."
…
Blaze was just coming back from the store. Octavia didn't want to go out yet because of what had happened the day before. He was almost home when he felt a tingling sensation in his body. He took some deep breathes and said it was nothing, but as soon as he took another step he lost it.
His eyes grew red, not for just a second again, but for a while. He looked around and smiled. He had really really sharp teeth now. He saw a cute little squirrel run right next to him and into the forest to his side. He laughed and chased after it.
The squirrel arrived at a large tree and quickly ran up just as Bane rammed into the tree and actually made it shake. "Come down you stupid snack!" he said salivating from his giant teeth, then he heard a low growl. Coming from his right. A giant Timber Wolf was ready to pounce on him.
He laughed an evil laugh, "The doctor did say I needed more fiber in my diet," he said in a really really deap and creepy voice. The Timber Wolf pounced on him but Bane quickly and easily flipped him over and dug his giant teeth into his throat.
A loud and horrifying cry came from the wolf as Bane kept biting down his body. A lot of sap was coming out of the wolf's body which would be considered his blood. After a few more minutes the beast was completely devoured.
Bane had a crazy look on his face but then his teeth went back to normal and then so did his eyes. Blaze passed out right there on top of the remains of the Timber Wolf.
…
"You can read his mind?! That's awesome!" Jenny said.
"Yeah, but I haven't been able to read it lately. I have no idea how he figured out how to stop me from reading it. I can every now and then but they are random thoughts that I guess escape his mind."
"That's weird. Wait! Can't you go into his mind when he's asleep? Plus that's his subconscious isn't it?"
She thought for a moment, "Alright, I'll talk to you later. I have things to do," Luna said crossing her bottom hooves. Jenny walked out without another word and then Luna started meditating. She easily got into his dream, but she did not like what she saw.
ID was sitting on a blanket on a hill with a pretty pink pony. She was curvy and had pretty curly hair. He was caressing her body and they were talking but she couldn't hear what they were saying. She hid behind some bushes that were close enough to hear what they were saying.
"The day is so very nice. I love spring. Stop it Timid!" she giggled.
ID was caressing her hoof, "Sorry, you just look pretty in the sun light."
'Timid?' Luna thought about what she had just said.
"Hehe we will get to that later…if you know I live long enough to get home."
The scene had shifted and it was a lot darker and creepier now. They were in an old run down building. ID and the pink mare looked terrible. They were bloody and covered in dirt.
"I'm so sorry you got dragged into this," ID said with tears in his eyes. "I promise you I'll never let go," he said as he held her tight.
"Timid, I love you," she said kissing him on the lips.
They heard an explosion and then another then another. "We have to get out of here now!" he said picking her up and running as fast as he could. It sounded like the explosions were getting closer and closer, when the floor gave out and he and the mare feel down a couple of floors, and landed hard.
"Ouch!" he said his front right hoof bent and twisted at an odd angle.
The mare lifted her head up to look at him, but she heard a light beeping and when she turned around she saw a small red device. She quickly rand towards him as he tried to get up, but it blew up as she tackled him into a hug as the explosion surrounded them both.
Then Luna was suddenly pushed out of the dream. Literally pushed! It felt like she was busted out. That had never happened before. Her eyes went wide as she quickly got out of her bed and ran to room 33. She opened it and saw ID tossing and turning yelling out stuff. "IT HURTS!" he said flailing his hooves around. "MY HOOVES! IT BURNS!"
"Timid!" she said taking him in her hooves. "Timid, it's okay. It's just a panic attack," she said holding him close.
He was breathing unevenly and tears were coming out of his eyes, "It's all my fault. It's all my fault!" he said crying now.
"Timid…I love you," she said getting into the bed with him. He was still panicking but it was dying down. "Sleep," she said whispering into his ear. "Everything is okay now. It was just a dream…" 'I hope,' she thought about how vivid it was and that it probably wasn't a dream.
After a few more minutes he fell asleep with Luna holding him close. Luna was confused in so many ways. Hopefully he would remember what had happened and what she had said to him or else she would have a lot of explaining to do in the morning.
Dang! So much happened in this chapter! If it was too much I'm sorry. I guess now we know ID's real name, and some of his past now. Please review!
