On the drive home, Tommy is thinking about how to tell Kim that Kat and he accidentally kissed. There will be no easy way to tell her. I might as well just tell her; she will be able to sense that something is wrong the minute I talk to her. Tommy pulls into his driveway and walks upstairs to his room. Better, get it over with. He dials Kim's number.
"Tommy what took you so long?" Kim is sitting right next to Tommy on his bed.
"I uh I stopped for ice cream." Do not use um or uh she will take it a lot better if you leave those out Tommy think. Use your brain for once.
"I thought your mom kept ice cream in the fridge?" Not using uh or um will not help you now.
"She did; I just took Kat out for an ice cream cone." "She was having a pretty lousy day."
Wonder if I let myself become visible; will you freak out Tommy? "Oh so you had to play the hero to the damsel in distress and by the baby an ice cream cone."
"Kim what has gotten into you?" She is taking this evil stuff to literally.
"Not you Handsome." Kim watches as Tommy blushes.
"Kimberly Ann Hart what is wrong with you?" "Did you hit your head?"
"Excuse you; hit my head." "Tommy what are you hiding from me?"
"Hiding; I am not hiding anything but there is something I want to tell you."
"And that is?" Kim thinks about making one of Tommy's martial arts trophies move.
"Well after the movie Kat wanted a kiss on the cheek and she accidently kissed me on the lips."
"I doubt that was an accident Tommy she has been dreaming about kissing you for some time now." Kim rolls her eyes at his attempt to help Kat.
What the hell; did that trophy just move? "Really it was supposed to be an innocent kiss on the cheek then our heads went the wrong way and she kissed me on the lips."
"Funny how two people moved their heads when only one person is supposed to move their head to give a kiss on the cheek." "Maybe I will do the same and see…"
"Oh you had better not!" Tommy forgets the trophy and is only thinking about Kim kissing another guy. "I mean it Kim." He begins to undress.
"I mean it Kim," Kim mocks him. "Tommy no one threatens me least of all a boyfriend who cheats." "I would advise you to stay away from Kat and do something special for me."
"How about you call me when the real Kim comes back; okay," Tommy says frowning.
"Ah this is the real Kim and either you will love me or I can make you love me." Want to become my little lap tiger Tommy?
"Kim I can never stop loving you; you are my everything." "I just want my sweet Kimmy back."
"Well that Kim is not coming back for some time; so how about you have some fun with this Kim before the other Kim returns." I can get very naughty.
"Uh I prefer the other Kim; she is my angel." "Not that I don't like this Kim." Tommy hurriedly adds. Uh oh am I digging my own grave.
Yea Tommy you are digging your own grave. "I prefer a mixture of both Kim's and you will soon as well." "So Tommy what's with the white tiger bed sheets?"