Sorry it's been a while since I updated, I honestly forgot about the story.
(Sonics POV)
We finally arrived at Veilstone City. When we entered I saw some citizens staring at me and Shadow in awe and curiosity. I looked at Shadow and saw him shrug it off but I could tell he wanted to simply find the Chaos emerald so we could get out of here. Before we could hit the gym, I saw another trainer challenge Ash to a battle. Shadow who simple didn't want to waste any more time in this city took on EVERY LAST pokemon this dude had (He mainly used chaos spear at point blank range). The kid ran away crying and I saw shadow was pleased with himself for making a child cry. Dawn face palmed while Ash realized exactly how Powerful we must have been. He spoke.
"What was that about Shadow?"
"I just want to leave this stupid city to find the Chaos Emerald so we can go home. I don't have time for silly battles, the only reason I fought was because that creature called me weird to my face. I don't take kindly to being insulted."
I then spoke.
"Hey if you want to find the Chaos emerald; then go ahead. Nobody is stopping you. I just want to help our new friends first."
Shadow scowled before he skated away, a light orange streak behind him. I scoffed as I spoke.
"Don't worry about him. He has a major attitude problem. He wants to find the chaos emerald so he can teleport us home."
Ash frowned. I could tell he wanted to press the matter but decided against it. We continued towards the gym and I pulled Ash back before he could go in. I then spoke.
"if you want, you could use me ya know. I love fighting for sport. Just tell me to attack like we planned because I highly doubt you could name 3 of my moves."
He smiled. Pikachu took the time to leap from his shoulder and onto my head. I looked up at him and he grinned. We continued into the gym and I watched as Ash and Pikachu took on the gym leader and it wasn't going well for Ash. He was only allowed to use 3 pokemon and Pikachu and Chimchar have already been taken down while the gym leader didn't even lose its first pokemon which happened to be a Garchomp. I cleared my throat and Ash nodded and I went in. I saw the gym leader gasp before lifting up her pokedex to try to identify me but like before I came up unknown. Ash then spoke.
"Ok Sonic, like we planned. GO!"
I smirked, this battle was already over. I looked at the Garchomp in front of me and smirked. I stood still and waited for the creature to attack first as I always do. Finally the gym leader barked out a command.
"USE TACKLE"
It lunged at me and when it got close I jumped in the air and preformed a homing attack on it. It was on the ground trying to get up when I did another homing attack, knocking it unconscious. She pulled the unconscious Pokemon back and sent out another pokeball. Out of it popped an Infernape. I yawned.
She told the Infernape to use flame thrower and it did and I then spun around multiple times really fast till a blue tornado formed. The Flame got caught in the tornado and it got sent back at the Infernape. The fireball was moving too fast to dodge. It got hit and it already was struggling to stand. I curled up into a spinball and just kept rolling in place to build up speed. I then let go and I went charging into Infernape. The force of my spinball threw him into a wall and into unconsciousness. I smirked; I already took down 2 of her pokemon and haven't been hit once. She's done for. She threw out her last pokeball which was an Arcanine. I grinned. This one should be fun. It charged at me before the gym leader could even give an order. I jumped high in the air but this thing leapt up and tackled me to the ground. I kicked it off me and I used spinball on it, successfully pushing it back a few feet. I then jumped into the air and used a homing attack on it and I then saw it was barley standing. I smirked as I walked calmly up to it and lightly tapped it with my shoe and it fell to the ground. I hopped back victorious. I saw the gym leader admit defeat and give Ash his badge and I also saw that she asked about where Ash found me. I grinned as Ash told her that he just found me on route to Veilstone along with Shadow who Ash said was my brother. Ash said how he was planning to use me as a failsafe in case he was on his last legs like before and said how he couldn't use shadow because Shadow currently hates him. It was half true. He did find us on route and Shadow still does not like him. Probably because of the pokeball incident that occurred earlier. We all left the gym and Veilstone city and we were walking in the fields before Ash spoke,
"Sonic that was Amazing! How did you learn such strong moves?"
I scoffed as I spoke.
"Strong? Those were actually the weakest moves that I could do. I felt pity for the pokemon going up against me so I never directly attacked, only countered."
Ash, Dawn and Brocks jaws dropped. I then spoke,
"Now if you excuse me. All that fighting got me hungry again so I'm gonna grab a chilidog."
With that I zoomed off.
(Pikachu's POV)
Ohh boy he's getting more of those fabulous chilidogs again. Yummy. We were about to start walking again when Sonic reappeared with some chilidogs again.
He grinned sheepishly as he spoke.
"Hey now that I actually know where to go to grab food that's actually edible;"
He sent Brock a glare as the others started laughing.
"- I can come back much faster. By the way here ya go buddy!"
HE PASSED ME A WHOLE CHILIDOG! OH MY ARCEUS THIS GUY IS AMAZING!
(Sonic's POV)
I laughed at the look that came across Pikachu's face. The same face would appear on Amy if I offered her a wedding ring.
"Pika pika pika pika chuu!" (This stuff must be Arceus' way of blessing his favorite pokemon!)
I started laughing again. Ash asked what Pikachu had said and I translated. They laughed as well.
I heard a noise and I saw Shadow return. A green jewel in his hand and I frowned. It was the Chaos emerald. He already found it. He spoke.
"I found the emerald. It's time to go home Sonic."
I nodded sadly but before we could do anything. A blue rift appeared and Silver, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge and Amy appeared. Silver grinned before speaking.
"There you guys are. We've been looking for you."
I grinned as I spoke.
"We were actually about to teleport home. We found the emerald after we lost it when we appeared.
Silvers eyes widened in horror before he checked his body a couple times before cursing.
I frowned as I spoke.
"What did you do this time Silver?"
He laughed nervously as he spoke.
"I teleported us here with the chaos emeralds in order to find you guys and I might have lost one…or the other six when we landed."
Shadow face palmed as I spoke.
"Well I guess we won't be able to leave for about another few weeks after all.'
Amy scowled as she spoke with venom.
"And why do you sound almost relieved about that. DID YOU MEET ANOTHER WOMAN WHILE YOU WERE HERE?! I'LL KILL HER AFTER IM DONE WITH YOU!
She popped out her piko-piko hammer and ran at me.
(Shadows POV)
I watched as Rose chased faker around the field while trying to bash his head in for no apparent reason. Sonic spoke,
"Guys this is Ash, Dawn, Brock and Pikachu. Word of advice. Brocks cooking is not edible. Avoid it at all costs."
Brock scowled as everyone else laughed (A/N but shadow obviously). I saw Sonic walk over with a lump the size of my fist on his forehead with Amy trotting victoriously behind him. That line about brock must have gave Amy the opening to pounce on him. Silver then spoke.
"I'm Silver the Hedgehog. I am not related to either Sonic or shadow."
"I'm Miles Prower. Although my Friends call me Tails. I'm Sonic's best friend and we are practically brothers. "
"Heh, I'm Knuckles the Echidna. I'm guardian of the Master Emerald."
"And you're a terrible guardian at that Knuckle head."
"Ah shuddup ya blue pincushion."
"Aw why don't ya make me hot head?"
THUNK
"Oww! Amy what was that for?"
"I'm still mad about the other woman!"
"THERE IS NO OTHER WOMAN YA PSYCO!"
THUNK
SLAP
"OWWWWWWW"
Sonic then walked away whimpering with 2 brand new bumps and a red slap mark on his cheek. Brock was laughing so hard he was coughing and so Amy threw her hammer at him. That action made Ash and Dawn practically start crying. Amy left them alone for some reason.
"I'm Amy Rose. Sonic's Girlfriend"
"No you're not!"
THUNK
"OWWW"
"Ok before Sonic says another stupid thing to get him mauled by Amy, I'm Rouge the Bat. Nice ta meet ya boys…and girl!"
The group that was now happily introduced to one another was chatting happily...til Sonic opened his mouth yet again.
"Ok now that we are all introduced, I just wanna say that I think Amy is a dyke."
THUNK
SLAP
POUND
SMASH
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Its true! Where the hell do you keep the hammer?!
SLAP
"OW! Ok I might have deserved that."
THUNK
"OWW OKAY IM SORRY…But it is true and you know it!"
POW
SLAP
THUNK
SMASH
POW
CRASH
THUNK
BOOM
POW
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
And we are done with the chapter. Yeah Sonic never learns. Yeah but we all know that if he hugs her, she'll forget the whole event ever happened. Still. I've actually been waiting to use the dyke joke for a while. And todays lesson. Kids, Dyke is a very bad word that you should never ever say to women. You will get smacked as Sonic learned. So avoid saying it at all if you can.