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DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OWN KAICHOU WA MAID-SAMA! JUST A FANFIC! I DO NOT TAKE ANY CREDIT OF THE ANIME.

"Huh, what the?" I gaped. I looked around the room while using my nerf gun as a sniper. There was nobody in the room. I stepped inside and the spacious room was completely empty. "Oh my god, this is so embarrassing…" I thought, "Thank god no one saw me."

"Creak~"

"As violently as you kicked my door, I would like to courteously ask you, what are you doing here?" I swiftly turned around and saw a tall and lean guy who had green hair with the eyes of a feline cat. He had a Miyabigaoka uniform just like mine. Wait; just like mine…Crud, I just realized I'm wearing the guy uniform. Shoot, what am I supposed to do?! Let me try this…

"Hello, I'm a new student attending here. The name is Trace Mcdunnel." I bowed. "Well, this school is rich so it should have some foreigners." I thought.

"Hmmm...Oh really?" He smiled, "Aren't you a girl, though?"

Crap. Oh yeah, how's this? "Excuse me, how dare you question my sexuality?" I said in pretend-indignity. "Can men not have long hair?" He raised his brow.

"What year are you in?" Oh my god, what the hell is up with this guy?! Why does he keep on asking me so many questions?! He's like a freaking inquisition!

"Umm, I'm a freshman. Sorry, but I accidentally came in the wrong room. You see, I lost my I.D. Bye" Ha! There you go! Nice save, Hellen! "What the?" I thought, "Did he just smirk?" Heh, calm down, Hellen.

"I'm sorry but you can't leave just yet," He smiled gently, "This is a big school so your I.D. is utmost long gone. Here, let me help you. I'll medically examine you and input information to the student board." He casually gesture to the couch.

"Crap." That was the only thought going through my mind.

"You see, our policies are different from most public schools and I'm the school council president so this is allowed." He came closer until we were nearly inches apart. "Don't worry; we're BOTH guys, AREN'T WE?"

"Damn it, out of all the possibilities, this guy just had to be gay." I was so preoccupied with my thoughts that he had shoved me to the couch. "Wha- wait a minute!" I tried to move away. It seemed as if his sharp eyes flared.

"Don't worry; this is just a normal procedure." He whispered in my ear.

"Normal procedure, my ass!" I thought, "THIS IS FREAKING RAPE!" I kept on shoving him as hard as I could. Who does this guy think he is?!

"Get off!" I shouted, "I can sue you for harassment! He looked at me indifferently.

"Are you done yet?" He exasperated.

"Umm yeh, that's about it," I pondered.

"Then let me continue~" he winked. OH GOD NO. I grabbed the nearest thing near me and threatened him.

"I will shove this up your butt and you will scream with agony if you do not stop!" I glared.

"Ummm, how exactly?" he chuckled deeply. I turned my head and crap. It was a lamp. Oh screw it.