"What would happen if you used a person as a bowling ball?" Kevin asked Gary who was about to take his go. Kevin was thinking about whether, if they used the Majestics as bowling balls, they would be in so much pain that they would stop irritating everyone with their stupid poshness.
"Um... I don't know... Can we try it?!" Without conformation, Gary picked Kevin up in his hands and squished him into a ball.
Rapidly, Kevin whizzed down the alley, screeching in surprise. As he collided with the bowling pins, he spread his arms and legs wide so that more of them would fall. His plan worked as all of the pins got swept off of the ground and into the black abyss behind them. Kevin also disappeared into the same black abyss...
"Kevin?" Gary called down.
All Gary heard was distant whinging and then a high-pitched scream of terror and shock.
"Kevin?" Gary called louder, getting worried now.
"I'm hear!" A ball of green fluff poked out of the ball return machine...
It took Gary a while to figure out where the voice was coming from. "Kevin?"
"Stop saying my name! You've said it three times now! Can you not say anything else?!"
Gary looked hurt but recovered quickly to try to find a way of getting his best friend out of the deadly contraption. Thinking dumbly, Gary shoved his arm down the machine to try to reach Kevin.
He grabbed Kevin's wrist and tried to pull him out. "Ah..." Gary said... "I'm stuck..."
"What the hell!"
"Oops..."