Shiroranzuki: HEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYBODY! Thank you for reviewing/following/making this story in your favorites! I was thinking of updating this story after we reached 30 reviews but in the end I grew very impatient and was like, "FU THIS!" Ugh... I forgotten who is next so... LAMPO!
Lampo: H-HAI!
Shiroranzuki: DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Lampo: H-HAI! Shiroranzuki does not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn in any sorts of way as she is still a poor kid living in a tiny country called Singapore and sh-
Shiroranzuki: BAKAMONO! URUSAI! *takes out tonfas*
Lampo: NOOO! SPARE ME, O MIGHTY SHIRORANZUKI-SAMA! QAQ
You have already fulfilled my expectations. It appears that you're still hiding a wealth of potential. I was watching you while your Guardians struggled to overcome their trials, and I could tell from your behavior and actions that you were always putting them first. And that didn't change when Daemon set his trap. I witnessed your resolve to protect your Family, and I was impressed. Your Guardians also responded similarly. Sawada Tsunayoshi, I deem you worthy as boss of the tenth-generation Vongola Family.
- Giotto
Warning: Cussing. Don't ask. Just read. XD Cussing is bad, I know. But certain people just won't listen to me.
"Good Morning..." Giotto yawned as he entered the dining hall and sat on his chair.
G rolled his eyes, "Tch. Good morning my ass."
Asari laughed, "Ahaha~ Good morning, G's ass. Good afternoon, Giotto. It's seem you had overslept."
Giotto facepalmed at what Asari just said. G facewalled.
Lampo looked at Giotto smugly, "Ha! While that Giodiota woke up 2 hours later, Lampo-sama woke up 2 hours before!"
Knuckle looked confused for a moment, "Lampo, I don't extremely get you but... EXTREMELY GOOD MORNING, GIOTTO!"
Daemon laughed eerily, "Kufufufu~ Are you ready for another day where I will attempt to steal your body today?" Giotto knew he was teasing. Ha! Old stuff.
"Hn. That sounds wrong." And lastly, Alaude who was drinking his coffee and was reading his newspaper...
Not.
Seeing Alaude trying not to smile every now and then, Giotto knew what he was doing.
"Um... Alaude, are you reading mang-" Giotto started.
"No, shut up herbivore or else I will arrest you to death." Alaude immediately replied, shooting a glare at Giotto that clearly said, 'If you dare to say anything, I will make you go to hell'.
"O-Okay..." Giotto sweatdropped before realizing someone was missing. "Where is Tsuna?"
G scoffed. "Sebastian said he noticed Tsuna looking terribly tired when he woke up and made - more like force - Tsuna to go back and sleep."
"Ahahaha~ He sure is experienced with kids," Asari grinned.
G rolled his eyes and sighed, "Yeah. He is experienced with kids, but he is not experienced in naming his kids."
Giotto widen his eyes when he remembered something about Sebastian. "Oh yeah! Didn't he named one of his children after Ciel Phantomhive, Phantomhiel? And then another was named... Uh? What was it? Was it Zekshiram or something?"
Knuckle's eyes lit up. "It's extremely Zekrohiram!"
"No! It's Reshikrom!" Lampo yelled.
"Kufufu~ I believe it's Krohirezeham." Daemon said thoughtfully.
G slammed the table. "NO! IT'S ZERESHIKROHAM!"
"Ahaha~ That's a really funny name. But I thought it is Fluteball?" Asari asked.
"YOU ARE OUT OF TOPIC, FLUTE-IDIOT!" G yelled at Asari. "AND WHO WOULD THINK OF NAMING HIS OR HER CHILD, 'FLUTEBALL'?!"
We all know the answer. Apparently Asari had decided to name his child Fluteball one day if he had one. Hopefully it would not happen. Hopefully.
"Hn." Alaude, as always, did not give a damn.
"N-Nevermind." Giotto sweatdropped. "But I'm suppose to spend time with him today..." He sulked.
Asari smiled. "Why don't you two go to your favorite cake sho-"
"ASARI! THAT'S AN AWESOME IDEA!" Giotto yelled happily as he glomped him.
"R-Right..." Asari coughed, almost dying from the sudden glomping.
A fact about Giotto.
Giotto's hugs are powerful and someti- no, most of the times, any ordinary person, like you, could barely survive from it. Especially when he suddenly glomps you. Unless you avoid his hug like Alaude. Or maybe reject his hug like Reborn. Wait, Giotto never hug strangers... So you are safe, I guess.
Indeed, it seems the guardians need to think of everything and anything of ways to prepare many medical aids for Tsuna, just in case Giotto go to his 'KYAAA~ HE IS SO KAWAIII!' mode and glomp him to death.
Just then, Tsuna, along with Sebastian, entered the dining hall.
"G-Good morning?" Tsuna said, still feeling not that comfortable with the guardians. Okay, maybe except that blonde guy that sometimes overreact. Tsuna doesn't know why, but he felt a deep connection with Giotto. As if-
Tsuna shook his head. Me and my mind...
"Good morning, Tsuna! I see you are dressed! Good! We must not miss lunch today, and we are going to have an exciting day!" Giotto said happily. Too happily.
"O-oh...?" Tsuna titled his head in confusion. And you know what happened next.
Sebastian cleared his throat. "As much as I want Young Master to eat his lunch, I do not think it is healthy to eat desserts before having lun- Master Giotto?" Before he could finish, Giotto disappeared into thin air. With Tsuna.
How the heck did he disappeared while Sebastian was talking, you must be wondering.
Well, it's for me and Giotto to know and for you to try to figure it out.
Scene changed to Sicily.
Tsuna and Giotto were now walking down the streets of Sicily.
"U-um... G-Gio-" Tsuna started.
"Papa." Giotto suddenly blurted out.
Tsuna looked very dumbfounded. "E-Eh?"
"Call me Papa." Giotto repeated.
Tsuna bit his lips. "B-But...!"
"I'm not forcing you, don't worry." Giotto smiled, trying not to twitch.
Tsuna gave a small smile in return.
Giotto looked surprise for a moment and grinned. "We are almost reaching."
"O- HIIEEEE!" Tsuna saw Giotto sitting on the side of the alley way, looking very dejected.
I only met him for what, 2 days? And I am already asking that question? Why the beezlebub am I saying that?! That's too fast! I should not be asking that! Now Tsuna is gonna think I am trying to replace his father or something! Oh Jashin-sama, please don't let Tsuna think bad of me! Giotto thought and sighed.
"U-um..." Tsuna looked at Giotto worriedly. D-Did I do something that made him like this...?
Suddenly, Giotto froze. He felt a familiar aura that was scary as hell, an aura that says that person is damn strong. And guess what?
The worst thing was that the person with that aura was walking towards Giotto.
"Wh-" The person started, only to be interrupted by Giotto who spun around too quickly.
"Why, hello! It's been a long time since I saw you! How is that old man doing? I hope you and him are doing well. But you see, I have things to do now so... Eh, bye!" Giotto hurriedly said before grabbing Tsuna and ran away, leaving the person dumbfounded.
He stared at the direction where Giotto ran away with the kid and walked towards the opposite direction. He muttered, "That fucking trash is as idiotic as ever."
In a record time, Giotto had reached the cake shop he wanted to go, and let go of Tsuna who was going all 'HIIEEEE!' throughout the whole time.
Giotto sighed. "Sorry, Tsuna. Its just th-"
"Bel-senpai, you will get fat if you eat too mu- Itai. Bel-senpai, that's mean~" Said the all too familiar monotone frog guy whose hat was now stabbed with a few certain knives.
Giotto turned to the left and gasped in horror. Why are Fran, Bel and Squalo in my favorite cake shop?!
"Ushishishi~ Shut up, frog." Bel said while throwing knives at Fran as he continued to eat his millefeuille.
"VVVVVOOOOOIIIII! GIVE ME ANOTHER PLATE OF CREPES!" Squalo yelled as he finished his 30th plate.
"H-Hai!" Said a very scared waiter.
I-I need to escape... "T-Tsuna, this place is too crowded," Giotto started as he started to grab Tsuna again. "So let's go to ano-"
"Ushishishi~ And where do you think you are going, peasant?" Giotto unmanly shrieked when he suddenly saw Bel infront of him.
Squalo looked at Giotto. "Huh?! It's that fu-" Giotto quickly covered Tsuna's ears. "-cking trash! Visiting your shitty cake shop again?!"
"This place is not shitty, they serve nice pastries!" Giotto defensively said.
"But Giotto-senpai... They don't serve steak cake." Fran said.
"Who would want to have a steak cake?!" Giotto cried.
"Apparently a certain person in the Varia wants it." Squalo, Bel and Fran said in unison.
"R-Right..." Giotto sweatdropped.
Squalo then finally saw the look-like-Giotto kid and asked, "Voi, why is there a kid here?"
Bel smirked eerily. "Ushishishi~ He should come to the Vongola Kindergarten."
Giotto looked at Bel, horrified. "Yeah, a kindergarten school that has many crazy teachers like Lal?! No way would I send Tsuna there! And this is Sawada Tsunayoshi, Iemitsu's one and only son."
"Ah! Didn't he died 2 to 3 days ago?" Fran asked.
"Ushishishi~ For a very stupid frog, you are quite clever." Bel sort of complimented Fran.
"Bel-senpai, I do not know whether should I cry or be happy at your comment." Fran said.
Squalo stared at Tsuna while Tsuna also looked at Squalo for a moment before he asked, "U-um... Are you a girl?"
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"Gulp." Fran said in his monotone voice.
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"VVVVVVVOOOOOOIIIII! DID THAT BRAT CALLED ME A FUCKING GIRL?!" Squalo yelled as he tried to kill Tsuna, only to be stopped by Giotto who was still covering Tsuna's ears.
"Ushishishi~ Squalo is a girl who is cross dressing as a boy~" Bel sang teasingly.
And of course, this made Squalo more angry. "VVVVVOOOOIIIII! I AM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU! COME BACK HERE YOU TRASH!" He yelled and chased after Bel who ran away, leaving the poor Fran behind.
"Bel-senpai is so mean... Leaving me, the poor lonely and abandoned Fran, here." Fran said as he sniffed in a fake way.
Giotto sweatdropped. "Aren't you gonna chase after them?"
Fran continued to eat his pretzel. "Nah. I will just stay here."
Giotto sweatdropped even more. "Okay..."
"U-un... Giotto-niichan, who are they?" Tsuna innocently asked once Giotto removed his hands from Tsuna's ears.
Nii-chan? Huh, big brother. Not bad... Giotto tried not to grinned like an idiot. "That guy with long hair is called Superbi Squalo, the guy whose bangs are very long that they covered his eyes is called Belphegor, but just call him Bel. And this frog-hat guy is called Fran. All three of them are in one of the CEDEF's groups, in fact their group is the strongest in CEDEF, called Varia."
Tsuna stared at the frog guy in awe. The strongest group in CEDEF... Huh?
"A-Ano..." Tsuna twitched embarrassedly. "What is CEDEF?"
Giotto smiled. "Ah, that's right, you don't know much about Vongola since your father always tried to make you stay away from any mafia activities." He proceed to explain what is CEDEF in the most simplest way he could, since the explanation was very complicated.
The five year old Tsuna doesn't understand half of what Giotto was saying but he knew something. The blonde guy who drank coffee in the morning, his name was Alaude and he was the one who created CEDEF.
"That's awesome!" Tsuna exclaimed.
"I... Guess so?" Giotto scratched his head. Giotto then remembered why he was in the cake shop. "Say, we are here to eat cakes. So, order as much as you want, okay?"
Tsuna's smile widen when he heard the word, 'cake'. "Okay!"
Click. "We are bac- um, G?" Giotto noticed G looking very nervous and was walking left and right.
G looked at Giotto before rushing to his side. "Primo! I am so sorry! I could not stop them!"
Giotto blinked. He knew the moment G called him Primo instead of Giotto, something bad had happened. "Stop who?" He asked confusedly.
G bit his lips. "Daemon and Alaude! Daemon found out Alaude was reading Kaichou wa Maid-sama secretly and started to mock him! Alaude was very furious and now they are in town, fighting each other. Half of the town has been already destroyed!"
"H-Half?!" Giotto cried. "I do not know when Alaude started reading Maid-sama! but I had been only out for a while and half the town is already destroyed?!"
G nodded. "And because you didn't complete your paperwork yesterday and the day before, your stacks of paperwork is increased to 30."
Giotto blinked, registering what G said before wailing, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
At another side...
A certain frog was abandoned in the cake shop.
"Now even Giotto-senpai forgotten about me." Fran murmured. "Oh well. Luckily, I stole stupid commander's credit card without him knowing." He was standing outside the cake store when he spotted his teacher, Daemon Spade, fighting with Alaude. Daemon was saying something about Alaude being a perverted alien or something.
"They must be talking about Kaichou wa Maid-sama." Fran said in his monotone voice. "Now that I mention it, I should go to the books store and buy the lastest volume of Maid-sama! using that stupid commander's credit card."
And thus, Fran ignored the fight behind him and went to find the nearest books store.
I felt this chapter is a bit crappy... But nevertheless I am happy. XD
Wow, that rhymes. O_O
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