"You've gotta be kidding me!" Exclaimed Sergeant Guy
After a long trek through the lands of Bowser's Keep, Sergeant Guy finally arrived to the sight of Princess Peach's castle. Only to find out the same creatures that attacked Bowser's castle, was now attacking here.
Starting to run in another direction, he noticed an airship flying away from the castle. He quickly changed direction and started waving frantically.
"LORD BOWSER! I'M DOWN HERE! LORD BOWSER HELP!
LORD BOWSER CAN YOU HEAR-" a masked figure covered the Sergeant's mouth.
"Unless you plan on getting us BOTH killed, I would suggest you pipe down!" Said a masked woman.
"Hmpgh grff hmphle!" The Sergeant said.
"What?" The masked woman asked, putting her hand away from his mouth after realizing she hadn't put it away.
"Who...the heck... are...you?!" The Sergeant said, still catching his breath.
"My name? My NAME?! IS THAT WHAT YOU ASK?!" She yelled.
"Um... yes." The Sergeant said quietly.
"Name's Shydow."
"Shydow? Is that foreign or something?" He replied
"Pipe it pipsqueak!" She shot back, referencing the height difference between the two.
After a second pause, Shydow broke the silence.
"What's your name?" She asked.
"My name is Sergeant Guy!" He exclaimed.
"Pfft! And you thought MY name was weird!" She replied.
"Hey! My kind is named like that, our rank determines our name. I am very honored to not only be the Sergeant of the Shy Guys, but also part of Lord Bowser's royal guard. So show some respect lady!" He angrily replied.
"Wait, Bowser? As in "Mario's arch enemy" Bowser?" She asked.
"Of course it's that Bowser! What other person in this entire planet had the same name?" He said, feeling insulted.
"I've had a hatred for that red plumber." She said.
"What'd he do to you?" Sergeant asked.
"None of your concern." She quickly replied.
"Well, what about Green Stache'?" He asked.
"Green Stache'?" She replied confused.
"You know, the green guy that's always with Mario. Tall, wears darker colored overalls, wears a hat with a green 'L' , and is the biggest coward on the face of the planet"
"HE AIN'T NO COWARD!" She yelled. "AND HIS NAME IS LUIGI, NOT GREEN STACHE!"
"Sheesh sorry! You know him or something?" The Sergeant asked.
"Used to..." She said.
After another long pause, Sergeant Guy began to notice details about the outfit the girl was wearing. And how it bore a striking resemblance to an old enemy of Bowser's. He began a test theory.
"Hey lady? What's with the get up?" He asked.
"What? The clothes? This isn't any "get up" buddy! These are clothes that represent the wielders of the ThunderHand!" She replied triumphantly.
"Ok, one more thing. Ever meet a guy that called himself Mr. L?" He asked.
"Yeah, met him one during this-"
"AHA!" Sergeant Guy yelled.
"What pipsqueak?"
"YOU helped Count Bleck. The same guy who kidnaped Lord Bower, took over our castle, and brainwashed our entire army!" He explained.
"Woah buddy. I wasn't there for all that crazy buise'. And so what if I helped a mad man bent on destroying everything in existence with the help if a shapeshifter, physco , and a body builder?" She replied.
"That's just why I need to know this."
The Sergeant ran up to the legs of Shydow and began to beg. "Please help me get back to Lord Bowser. I can't do it alone!" He cried.
"And why exactly should I help you?"
She asked
"Look at the castle and you'll see" Sergeant Guy replied.
Shydow looked in the direction Sergeant Guy was pointing in, seeing destruction and mass chaos.
"Case and point." Shydow admitted.
"So you'll help or not?" He asked.
"Sure pipsqueak, I'll help you. Plus I've got a score to settle with that red italian." She replied.
"Seriously! What did Mario do to you?" He asked.
"None of your business pipsqueak!" She angrily replied.
The duo travelled in the direction of Bowser's airship avoiding Tibernotans along the way. Whilst bickering the entire time.
This was sure to be quite an adventure indeed.