Shiroranzuki: HOLA MINNA!
Alaude: Hn.
Shiroranzuki: *sweatdrops* Uh... So, can you help me do the disclaimers?
Alaude: No.
Shiroranzuki: EH? QAQ
Alaude: You mentioned a certain pineapple in this chapter, so I will not say the disclaimers.
Shiroranzuki: B-But it is only for a moment! Pleaseeeeee?
Alaude: No.
Shiroranzuki: I will give you... *starts whispering to Alaude*
Alaude: ... Shiroranzuki does not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
Shiroranzuki: *mentally do a happy dance*
THERE IS AN AUTHOR NOTE AFTER THIS CHAPTER (which every chapter has it). So I demmand you guys to read it! xD ... If you want to.
WARNING: DIALOGUES ARE EVERYWHERE.
I seek to be a Right Hand Man for Vongola Decimo, who survives to laugh side by side with the Boss. - Gokudera Hayato
G was about to enter his bedroom when Giotto stopped him.
"G..." Giotto bit his lips. "You will be spending time with Tsuna tomorrow."
"... So what?" G had the urge of rolling his eyes.
"Uh..." Giotto nervously laughed. "J-Just reminding you?"
"Thanks." G secretly smiled to himself, Giotto cannot fool him, nah-uh, not at all.
Giotto blinked in confusion, but decided not to say anything. "Um... Good night, I guess." He said before leaving G alone.
G entered his bedroom and sighed. Jesus, it's been 6 years since that incident happened... Wait, what day is tomorrow? Oh yea... Tuesday. Wait, Tuesday? God dammit...
Yup, G was mentally prepared for the worst to come tomorrow.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Be- SMASH.
Strangely, at 7AM, G woke up, brush his teeth, had a quick shower and did whatever he had to do in the bathroom.
At 7:30AM, he exited his bedroom and walked to the living room and saw Knuckle... Looking more extreme than usual and he was holding a microphone, a large TV was infront of him.
Preparing for the worst, G pluck in earplugs in his ears.
And that's when it happened.
Knuckle's extreme horrible singing.
"SEKAAAAIII DEEE~ ICHI-BAN OHIME-SAMMMAAAA~?"
G groaned. A pair of earplugs is never enough. Wait... That song sounds very familiar...
"SOU IU ATSUKAI KOKORO ETTTEEEEEE~?"
Snap.
G started to sweat when he heard the snapping sound. As a Miku fan, he is definitely not going to be happy with Knuckle's choice of song for this week.
"KKKYYYYYOOOOKUGEEEEENNNN!" Knuckle sort of finished the first verse with his loudest voice.
"KKNNUUUUCCCCKKKKLLLEEEEE!" The scary Giotto appeared out of nowhere and yelled as he grabbed a nearby innocent table and threw it at Knuckle.
And of course, Knuckle broke the innocent table by punching it, causing the table to break into a million pieces.
Rest In Peace, innocent table who happened to be right beside Giotto.
"GIOTTO! EXTREMELY GOOD MORNING! I SEE YOU ARE EXTREMELY READY TO BOX WITH ME!" Knuckle yelled enthusiastically.
G started to sweatdropped when Knuckle said that and quickly fled away... Just in time before the poor living room was being destroyed.
Every Tuesday is a bad day... G thought while trying to dodge some random stuff that happened to fly towards his direction seriously, not noticing a certain Tuna right infront of him... And thus they crashed into one another.
"O-Ouch... Wha- Oh, it's you, kiddo." Of course, G bumped into Tsuna, who woke up because of Knuckle's singing...
"U-um... What is happening?" Tsuna asked.
"Something..." G trailed off when he saw a chair flying towards Tsuna in a very, very fast manner. He quickly ran towards Tsuna and shielded him, his body was preparing for the impact.
But it didn't happened.
"Ahahaha~ I knew the moment I heard Knuckle singing 'The World Is Mine', something bad would happen." Of course, it's none other than Asari Ugetsu, who used his katana and sliced the chair into two.
Poor chair.
"T-Thank you..." Tsuna squeaked out.
"Che. Be more careful next time and do not go near the living room every Tuesday, kiddo." G said before ruffling Tsuna's hair.
Asari blinked.
Tsuna blinked.
"'Kiddo'?" They both echoed, blinking at G.
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"DONT STARE AT ME LIKE THAT!" G yelled. "THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH CALLING THIS KID 'KIDDO'!"
Oh yea, it must because that G used to call Gokudera 'kiddo'. Asari smiled at that memory. And when Gokudera turned 4, he started yelling G for calling him 'kiddo'.
"AND STOP SMILING LIKE SOME..." G paused, thinking of the correct word. "... Some clown!"
"Ahaha~" Asari laughed at G's comment. "Today is such a..."
"... Good day? Like hell." G grumbled as Giotto started to apologize profusely for destroying half the mansion.
"Were you trying to complete all the paperwork yesterday?" G asked.
"... Even though he is not here, he called me yesterday and forced me to complete the whole 30 stacks by yesterday." Giotto pouted, then he started to cry animatedly. "And he told me if I don't complete it, he would ground me from watching anime and would make me do paperwork for a whole month!"
G raised his eyebrows but said nothing.
Just then, Asari entered Giotto's room... With another stack of papers. "Ahaha~ It seems you got yourself in trouble."
Giotto groaned. "Another one? I cannot take it anymore."
"Actually..." Asari trailed off as Tsuna entered the room... His hands holding another stack.
And this time, Giotto fainted.
"GIOTTO!" G cried as he shook Giotto, trying to wake him up. "OI, GIOTTO! I WILL STEAL YOUR MIKU... No, I WILL EVEN STEAL ERZA AWAY IF YOU DO-"
"WHO DARE TO STEAL MY ERZA SHALL FACE HIS CONSEQUENCES!" Giotto suddenly shot up and (accidentally) punched someone... Which is G.
Giotto blinked for a moment at the fainted G. "Oops..."
Later...
Giotto, G, Asari and Tsuna went to the dining hall after Giotto was forced to played Osu! for 2 hours. No HDWM, no cheating. It was fun to play that game, but when it comes to your hands...
"A-Anyway, aren't you suppose to spend time with Tsuna today?" Giotto asked.
"Che. I know that." G scoffed. "So where do you want to go, kid?"
Tsuna blinked. He started to tilt his head and frowned.
"Are you sure this kid isn't a hideyoshi?" G murmured, enough for Giotto and Asari to hear.
"..." Giotto went silent. "Tsuna can't be a half girl..."
"Ahahaha~ So you guys watched Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu?" Asari grinned. "Maybe if Hideyoshi is fully a gir-"
"DON'T GO THERE!" Giotto and G yelled.
Asari started to laugh and of course, Tsuna was confused, but he was too focused on thinking a place...
"Kokuyo Land." Tsuna finally said.
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"WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO THERE?!" Giotto and G cried at Tsuna.
"U-Uh... My papa used to bring me... There?" Tsuna explained.
"Tsuna, we cannot go there! In Kokuyo Land, there will be an evil pineapple king waiting for you!" G cried.
"And he will kidnap you!" Giotto finished.
"... Eh?" Tsuna blinked confusedly. "Pineapple king? As in... Someone who controls over pineapple?"
Asari grinned. "Ahaha~ You can say that."
Giotto and G facepalmed but decided not to comment anything.
"Nufufufu~ Do not speak rudely of my brother." Daemon said as he suddenly appeared behind Tsuna.
"HIIIEEEE!" Tsuna screamed and quickly ran towards the nearest person and hid behind him... Of course, it was Giotto. G was like... One or two centimeters further away from him.
"O-Oi..." Giotto sweatdropped and faced Daemon. "Daemon! Don't just scare Tsuna like that!"
Daemon smirked. "Nufufufu~ I am not here to argue with you. I am here to ask you to do me a favor."
"Uhh... How about no?" Giotto nervously laughed. Daemon asking him to do him a favor is never good.
"It will not involve any scythes or blood... Really. Nufufufu~" Daemon assured Giotto.
Giotto sweatdropped and decided to trust Daemon... Just for this time. "S-So what is it...?"
"Nufufufu~ I want you..." Daemon began, while smirking and Giotto started to shrink. "... To buy me a big computer."
Giotto blinked. "... Eh?"
G raised his eyebrows. "Hah?!"
Asari confusedly look at Daemon. "Why would you need another computer?"
"C... Compuwer?" Tsuna blinked.
Giotto sweatdropped. "No... It is com-piu-ter."
Tsuna stared at Giotto confusedly. "Computer?"
Giotto grinned at Tsuna and petted his head. "That's right!"
"I am sorry to disturbed your... 'Moments' together." Daemon cleared his throat. "Nufufufu~ So will you buy one for me?"
"Why?" Giotto asked curiously. "I bought you one a week ago."
Daemon smirked. "Nufufufu~ That handcuffman 'arrested' my computer to death after knowing that I killed more titans than him."
G facewalled. "Just for that... We had to buy another freaking computer..."
Giotto thought for a moment. " I will... If you help me with something."
Daemon raised his eyebrows. "Oya? And that is?"
"Giotto, you cannot be serious. That computer we bought cost a ton!" G protested. "He can just use his mist attribute to fix it, right?! Oi, Giotto!"
"I want you to..." Giotto ignored G. "To think of a place G and Tsuna can spend time together!"
"HHAAAHHH?!" G screamed.
Asari grinned at that idea. "That's a good idea!"
Daemon looked confused for a moment before smirking. "Ahh... That spending-time-with-this-kid thingy, huh. Nufufufu~ That's a good deal."
"G-Giotto... You seriously cannot be serious..." G stammered.
Giotto evilly smirked. "Oh G, I am seriously serious."
... And all hell break loose.
Somewhere (over the rainbow~)
"What do you say, kora?!" A male cried out on his phone, he wore a pair of black army boots and a camouflage bandana around his head. "B-But! Lal and I are doing military training now, kora!"
A woman with blue hair and wore a brown tank top, tight blue shorts and a tan cape raised her eyebrows. "Oi, Colonello. Who are you speaking with?"
Colonello bit his lips. "Lal... It's Giotto, kora. He said G and Iemitsu's son are coming over here now. He told us to keep an eye on them just in case that lackey comes and do something stupid."
Lal widen her eyes. "Hold on a second... Who's son is coming?!"
Back to a certain brunette and a red tak- I mean, red headed man.
"We are finally here..." G groaned as he and Tsuna stepped out of the cruise ship.
"Mafia Land! Mafia Land!" Tsuna squealed, as if he is some fangi... No, as if he is some fanboy. After all, this is the Mafia Land, the ranked first out of 254 theme parks... According to Wikipedia.
G sweatdropped. "So... Where do you wanna go?"
Tsuna immediately pointed at the direction... Where the roller coaster was. "I want to try that!"
"No!" G almost immediately yelled. Tsuna gave him a sad face. "E-Eh? Why?"
G had a horrible experience with that roller coaster (along with some other people) and he did not want to repeat that experience again. But as a man who has pride, G did not said that out and thought of a reason instead. "Well... You are too short to sit on it. So you need to be until a certain height, then you will be able to sit on it."
Thankfully, Tsuna bought G's reason. But it's true that with Tsuna's height, he would not be able to sit on the roller coaster.
So in the end, I did not lie at all! I was just stating the truth! G proudly smirked.
So, G and Tsuna went to different attractions, not including the roller coaster and some other certain rides and they had lots of fun and their bond got stronger... Until they spotted some certain people. They were hanging around a snack stall.
"Ah!" Tsuna gasped, immediately recognizing some of the people. "It's that frog guy and that 'ushishishi' guy!"
"Ushishishi~ Who dare to call me th-" The blonde male who was trying to pick a cotton candy seriously, Belphegor, looked up. "Oh, it's you... And that red takoyaki."
"I AM NOT A TAKOYAKI, YOU FREAK!" G yelled and Bel stuck up his tongue, much to G's annoyance.
"Bel-senpai, you should remember that there is a kid here. You should be setting up a good exam-" Thuck. "Ouch, Bel-senpai. You mean old fallen prin-" Thuck. Thuck. Thuck. The frog guy, Fran, got his hat with a few knives.
"Shut up. The prince do whatever he wants." Bel frowned.
"... Whatever." Fran started to take the knives out and tossed the knives at random directions. "Stupid knives."
Bel gave a deadly smirk. "You idiot..." He started to take out more knives and started to chase after Fran, who immediately ran away (instead of disappearing so he can get some amusement(?) after seeing Bel's deadly smirk.
G sweatdropped but remembered Tsuna seemed to know them and faced him. "Do you know them?"
Tsuna nodded and told G about the previous day when Giotto brought him to the cake shop.
G twitched. "That idiot... He did not tell me Varia is back. I was planning to kill them too."
"Kill?" Tsuna tilted his head in confusion.
"Huh? Kill?" G blinked, before realizing he was with a kid and started to laugh nervously. "I-I mean! 'Kill' means 'play'! I-I was planning to play with them... Hahaha..."
"So you mean... If I want to kill with you, that's mean I want to play with you?" Tsuna asked innocently.
"A-Ahaha... Y-yes..." G stammered before his mind went crazy. WHAT THE HELL AM I TEACHING HIM? THAT SOUNDS SO FREAKING WRONG!
Thus, G and Tsuna went to 'kill' other attractions... Not knowing a couple was watching them and a very idiotic lackey (according to Colonello) was planning to invade Mafia Land...
Hey, that sounds quite familiar.
This chapter... I feel this is quite crappy. xD Again, I am still satisfied that I managed to finish this chapter despite me being super laz- Okay, I lied, I was too focused on playing Osu! and I was supposed to finish this chapter by 1st October... Oh well. If you any of you readers still planned to continue reading this story, thanks for that. :D
I know, you guys will be like, "WHY DID YOU STOP THERE?! I DEMAND ANSWERS, KORA! *takes out guns*"
I wanted to do 2 birthday chapters before 15th October... And I felt this is quite impossible, thus I stopped here so that I can try to finish them.
BUT THERE IS A CHANCE I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO COMPLETE THEM BEFORE SOME CERTAIN PEOPLE'S BIRTHDAY. That means I am quite doomed... The Varia and the 1st and 10th Vongola Guardians and Reborn himself will come haunting me for the rest of my life.
Wish me luck, guys~ xD
(P.S. If you don't know whose birthday(s) are come soon, go check the Wiki~ Wait, you must at least know the awesome hitman and the hawt Decimo's birthday dates, right?! ... Nah, just go check the Wiki if you don't know.)
P.S.S. I feel that Tsuna is more open to G than with Giotto right now... Don't worry! The bond between Tsuna and Giotto will grow stronger too as the time pass by~
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! XD