15/10/2013 : You can kill me after reading this chapter. xD

WARNING: This is definitely rated T chapter. BUT! If you are a big fan of Xanxus, I know you can't just leave this chapter alone. :D I would have promise you that I would try to lessen the word 'fuck' if only Xanxus and Squalo listen to me. T^T

Shiroranzuki: Ugh... My head hurts. ==

Xanxus: Hn. Then stop writing, you little scum.

Shiroranzuki: I AM NOT LITTLE! QAQ AND I AM WRITING THIS CHAPTER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, BE HAPPY!

Xanxus: Whatever, trash.

Shiroranzuki: So, uh...?

Xanxus: No. That fucking scum will do it.

Squalo: VVVOOOOIII! BECAUSE IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY, I WILL DO IT JUST THIS ONCE! SHIRORANZUKI DOES NOT OWN KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN AND SHE WILL NEVER OWN IT BECAUSE SHE IS TOO SHITTY TO OWN IT.

Shiroranzuki: What the?! THAT'S SOOOO MEAN, SQU-CHAN! QAQ XAN-KUN, KILL HIM!

Xanxus: Fucking scum. *throws wine glass at Squalo*

Squalo: VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI! YOU SHITTY BOSS, WHY ARE YOU ON SIDES WITH HER?! AND DON'T CALL ME 'SQU-CHAN'!

Due to the violence and gore that is happening right now, we will start the chapter. :D

Regardless of our internal strife, in times of Crisis, when we are attacked by scumbags from the outside... We, the Vongola, are always as one! - Xanxus

XANXUS

It was an any ordinary day for our beloved Xanxus. I mean it.

Going to Vongola School... Seeing little shitty scums (That's what he called them)... It's definitely an ordinary day for him. He is gonna walk around the school and see Alaude's brother biting people to death... Daemon's brother playing a prank on Alaude's little brother and his sister following him little some puppy... G's cousin blowing shit up with his dynamites, Asari's half brother laughing like an idiot and making G's cousin pissed off, Knuckle's cousin being extreme and asking every person he met to join the boxing club, the old geezer checking on him to make sure he is doing his job, his shitty group being assholes again... And Xanxus? Well, he is gonna eat some good quality meat in his office and if the quality isn't the quality he wanted... He would kill the person who is nearest to him and would go to his 'I am killing you because the quality of the meat isn't good enough, you shitty scum' mode. And of course, the person who always get killed first when Xanxus is in that mode is Levi. I am sure you know why.

And that shitty Marshmallow guy. Xanxus snorted when he thought of him. That Marshmallow guy would take some money - More like steal, though - from the school's funds and would waste them on marshmallows. And he is only about what? 9 years old!

Let's don't forget about about the new student, Sawada Tsunayoshi.

That fucking Iemitsu's son. Xanxus thought. He would thought Iemitsu's son would be some guy like him, being lazy and being... Well, shitty. He did not expect that scum to look like that idiotic trash, Giotto. And that pissed him off.

Giotto... Xanxus gritted his teeth. The scum that doesn't take his work as a Mafia boss seriously. Xanxus thought that a Mafia boss would have to be serious as hell in whatever he do, and would show the pride he has. But this idiotic trash... He is different. Ah, of course, he created Vongola Famiglia in order to protect the people. But that does not mean that trash should act like he is some 5 year old boy! But of course, whenever it's time to be serious, Giotto would be serious.

"To see innocent people hurt by those mafiosi... And what scientists from Estraneo Famiglia did to them... I had decided from then on I will create a vigilante organization to protect them... To change the world, to change the ways of the Mafia. And because my friends are always by my side... I was able to make the world what it is today. Xanxus, would you join me? Join me, to continue changing the world and... To protect our loves one."

Xanxus scoffed as he remembered what Giotto said when they battled each other. Don't ask the author why they were battling each other, it was supposed to be some past story that she would tell you guys later... Which, of course, she does not know when is 'later'.

While thinking of the past events, Xanxus did not notice he was now right in front of his office until he almost hit the office door... Due to the fact that someone opened the door for him.

Before Xanxus could say something, he was way beyond shock when he saw his office. "My... Fucking... Office."

Instead of the ordinary white plain wall that any ordinary office walls would have, the wall was decorated with... Many certain person figures and merchandises.

Okay, maybe today isn't an ordinary day anymore.

Lussuria popped up out of nowhere and yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOSS~!"

Xanxus did not move, too shock to move his mouth.

Squalo popped up behind Xanxus's desk. "VOOOOOIII! LUSSURIA, YOUR PLAN FAILED!"

Levi was the next to appear. "Oh, boss is not moving an inch! I think he is feeling too happy to even say something!"

Belphegor and Fran were the last to appear. "Ushishishi~ Baka. Boss is shock because we just revealed his darkest secret. And it's all your fault for stalking boss to much, idiot." Belphegor snickered.

Levi twitched. "N-No! I am sure boss is happy! Right, boss?" He turned to the still-not-moving Xanxus.

"... I think for once I agreed what Bel-senpai said, Levi-senpai. He even said," Fran tried to do his Xanxus-voice, "My..." Fran stopped for a moment. "Since there might be some underage readers reading this story, I think we should do a flashback instead, Bel-senpai."

"Hah? What are you talking about, idiotic frog?" Belphegor frowned in confusion.

Ignoring him, Fran created an illusion of a television and put it infront of you. Then there was a replay.

Before Xanxus could say something, he was way beyond shock when he saw his office. "My... Fucking... Office."

"See, Levi-senpai? Boss was shock when he saw his office," Fran commented.

Squalo scoffed. "Hmph. I knew finding out that Xanxus loves Kotori Itsuka is a fucking bad idea."

"It's a sad thing Mammon only helped us on decorating boss's room and cannot join in the fun!" Lussuria pouted.

Belphegor snorted. "More like it knows that boss will kill us all when we knew his secret, so it escaped. That bastard."

"VOOOOIII! THAT FUCKING TRAITOR! I WILL FUCKING KILL HIM!" Squalo yelled out in anger.

"What..." Everyone froze when they heard Xanxus's pissed off voice. "... Did you shitty scums... Do to my office?"

Belphegor moved back a step and frowned. "Not good... Fran!"

"Aye aye, Bel-senpai." And with that, Belpheor and Fran disappeared, leaving Squalo, Levi and Lussuria alone with the scary Xanxus.

The next thing that happened next? Gory came and blood was everywhere.

Especially Levi. Since he was the one that figure out Xanxus's secret.

I don't think even Levi is able to handle a scary Xanxus.

If you are from the Scouting Legions, please don't kill me. I am a big fan of Levi and I was just trying to say some lame joke.

Xanxus sighed as he opened the door to his house... Finally, another fucking day had ended.

Of course, he knew today was his birthday. But he wanted to enjoy his half day leave. He opened his room's window and smiled a little. No scums, no trashes. Just a peaceful-

SPPPPAAAAATTTTT!

-Day...

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Xanxus yelled (almost screamed, though) as red... Wait, red? It looked like... Blood? Splattering over his room wall...

Xanxus just stood there in shock, not moving at all, as if he is some stone statue. After a while, he widen his eyes as he realized that someone actually put a message with blood... On his freaking wall!

"Meet us at the Vongola Headquarters for dinner. Primo will be waiting for you. -Daemon Spade (insert a heart shape here[Don't do it, you will freak out. xD])"

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"I AM SO GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU, GIODIOTA!"

"... Xanxus is so gonna kill me!" Giotto wailed when Daemon said he had finished sending the note to Xanxus... With blood.

Daemon smirked. "Nufufufu~ This dinner will not complete even with Xanxus... After all, with him, we need a small amount of blood splattering around, don't you think so, Giotto?" However, Giotto ignored Daemon and continued to wail.

"... But, don't you think celebrating Reborn and Tsuna's birthday with Xanxus is a bit too early?" G asked as he raised his eyebrows.

Alaude looked at the ground, frowning. "Giotto said we had to go to Namimori for a mission on the 12th and will come back on the 16th. The Varia and the Arcobaleno will take care of him. He said he cannot postpone the mission either."

Asari grinned. "Ahahaha~ That's the longest you had spoke." But soon, he frowned too. "I really hope we can celebrate Tsuna's 5th fifth birthday on his actual day... Not like Reborn cared whether we celebrate his birthday on his actual day or not, since he only wanted espresso for his birthday. But Tsuna... It would be our first time celebrating his birthday and yet..."

The atmosphere tensed.

Knuckle frowned at Asari. "Oi, Asari, you are extremely as OOC as Alaude."

Giotto sadly smiled. "Tsuna said it is okay since we are still celebrating his birthday."

Daemon just smirked, but the Vongola guardians all knew- It was a fake one. Lampo just grimaced.

Knuckle looked at his comrades. They all look too OOC... It's not like as if they are not celebrating Tsuna's birthday, right? And soon, he could not take it anymore. "EEEEXXXXXTTTTTTRRRRREEEEMMMMMMEEEE!" He yelled as loud as he can, making his comrades flinched at his loudness."I EXTREMELY DON'T GET YOU GUYS! IT'S NOT LIKE WE ARE EXTREMELY NOT CELEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY! YOU GUYS ARE JUST EXTREMELY TOO TIRED OR SOMETHING JUST WHY YOU GUYS THINK LIKE THAT! GO AND EXTREMELY SLEEP!"

Giotto sweatdropped. And just before anyone could say another word, a vending machine came flying to Giotto's direction and crashed him... In a very cool slow motion way.

"GIOTTO!" All his guardians cried in shock (except for Alaude and Daemon, of course).

"IT IS JUST LIKE AS IF GIODIOTA IS IZAYA AND THAT PERSON WHO THREW THE VENDING MACHINE IS SHIZUO!" Lampo cried.

"IDIOTA! GIOTTO IS NOT LIKE IZAYA AND HE WILL NEVER WILL!" G yelled at Lampo.

"GIIIIIOOOOOTTTTTTTOOOOOO!" G, Asari and Lampo froze at that voice. THAT VARIA GUY WHO KEPT ON EATING STEAK IS HERE!

Daemon looked confused for a second before smirking widely. That plan worked. Nufufufu~

Right... You can kill me now. .-.

This was supposed to be a combined chapter for Xanxus, Reborn and Tsuna's birthdays. But I guess I kind of fail too, huh? *cries at a corner*

So, you guys got two options now... One is either you want me to continue this birthday chapter and write Reborn's and Tsuna's parts, or you want me to continue the story, OR you want me to write Byakuran's birthday chapter.

Wait, that's three. Oh well.

I AM SERIOUSLY SORRY FOR NOT COMPLETING THIS CHAPTER. I WASN'T FEELING MOTIVATED. I mean it. T^T

You can scold me for all you want. QAQ