BWAHAHAHAHAHHA! HYPER MODE ACTIVATED!
Ina: SAYAN MODE ACTIVATED!
Me: Seriously? Super sayan mode?
Chapter 10: Shit Happened/Mrs Schiffer and her Drama
"Renji! Are you..."
The familiar voice sent shivers down Grimmjow's spine. He did not dare to look back to know who it was. It was very blatant that it was Ulqiourra Schiffer since he had the best monotone voice ever. As much as he would want to assure the jet-black haired student of his, he did not want to. It was awkward talking to him since he suspected that said student seemed to favour Renji. Furthermore, he was naked and perhaps, in Ulqiourra's perspective, that he could see that Grimmjow was still inside the redhead. Additionally, he was tired and he just wanted to lay on top of Renji and sleep. He breathed in and out deeply before slowly pulling himself out. He winced at the obscene sounds and tried his very best to cover these sounds with fake coughs. Since there was nothing to use as a coverage except for discarded clothes, he simply grabbed his shirt, balled it up into a ball and placed on his nether region. He gave the rest of the clothes to Renji, covering every flesh as much as possible. But it was futile since the redhead would kick and throw some articles away.
The teacher spoke as per normal, not meeting the student's eyes though. "Ah, good... afternoon Schiffer. What brings you by? Is there a problem with class? Or is it about your dear cousin, Renji? Oh not to worry, he's perfectly fine. He was having a massive headache and was resting now."
"You clear his headache by pounding him into oblivion?"
Grimmjow's jaw dropped. His head snapped up. Eyes widened. Cheeks were flamed. Lips had gone dry. He was certainly caught off guard. "Erm... Well... Umm... He forced me!" Ops...
"Renji forced you to have sex with him and you went along with it?"
Grimmjow was having cold sweat. Shiiittt... "Erm... I protested!"
"You protested, really?"
Grimmjow had began to stutter, making up few lies here and there. "Yes, I protested! But he was not in his right mind! He pounced on me! I could not do anything to stop him!" I'm so sorry, Renji.
"Oh... I would reaffirm these justifications with Renji later," Ulqiourra stated, eyes locked on Grimmjow.
Uh-oh... Big time... Grimmjow simply smiled albeit awkwardly.
"Would you want extra clothings? I could call my Mom and ask her to come down with clothes," Ulqiourra offered. He fished out his phone. Grimmjow wanted to protest (mainly due to embarrassment) but it was too late. Ulqiourra had spoken. It was weird hearing the usual monotone-speaking student laughed although his laughter sounded sarcastic and weird.
Ulqiourra declared love to his mother before snapping the phone shut. The snap of the phone had caused Renji to stir in his sleep. Few mumbles here and there about blueberries, that's what he was sprouting in his sleep.
Grimmjow saw how those green eyes had that faint affection brightening the orbs. He was surprised and happy that his student was not an alien.
There was an awkward silence. The tension in the room had yet to leave. Hell, the smell of sex was still strongly lingering in the air. Grimmjow decided to occupy his time by poking Renji on the cheek. He smiled and let out a laugh ( to mask the pain) when he was slapped on the cheek. He kept on poking and had been slapped by countless of times. Renji was being adorable at the moment. Although Grimmjow hated people that drool, he could not help but feel hot all over. He scolded himself mentally. He had a guest. He could not pounce on sleeping Renji now. Besides... he implied to Ukqiourra that he was reluctant to take part in the love-making with Renji. However, thoughts of ravishing the redhead filled with his mind, pushing himself to the limit of endurance. He bit his lower lip as he willed himself to stop thinking any related to Renji but of course, the desire to claim as his had increased power. His defence wall was already crumbled at the image of him decorating the redhead with cream. As he was exposed to such erotic images, it was reasonable that the 'Mighty Dick' was awakening. Oh woow, Grimmjow. Nice. Ulqiourra would think that you're a pervert...
The ball of his shirt did not help much to conceal the erection. He adjusted his sitting position to make the coverage. However, luck was not on his side. Renji turned, his hand fumbled around as if searching something. Grimmjow prayed that the redhead's hand would not find its way to his ball of shirt mentally. He nearly screeched when fingers lightly ghosted across his thigh. He was closing his eyes shut, fervently praying now that Renji had stroked his thigh. He was reacting to the touch. The ball of shirt was tilted to the side since his dick decided that it was play time. He moaned when those fingers had a hold on his dick. His dick was so overjoyed to be touched that it was already weeping.
"Grimmjow-sensei..."
"HOLY SHIT!" a feminine voice cut through whatever Ulqiourra was about to say. A woman who seemed to be in her mid 30s simply shoved Ulqiourra away with her big bags. Her hair had been tied up into a messy bun. Her make-up was poorly done. She was wearing a dress that looked like her pyjamas. Her slippers seemed worn-out. Her pair of green eyes only seemed to give a hint to who she was. She was the mother to Ulqiourra, Mrs Schiffer. "Renji, my baby! My poor baby!" her voice was high-pitched and dramatic. She ran towards the bed. She glared at Grimmjow before smacking him aside with her big bags with so much power that Grimmjow was toppled off the bed. She threw her bags on Grimmjow, sending vulgarities out of her mouth. She sat on the bed and slapped Renji whilst screaming, "Wake up!"
Grimmjow recovered and sent a glare to the not-so-fabulous woman. When seeing said woman slapped Renji, the smack echoed in the room, he was glaring at the woman so hard. He wanted to kill her. He gripped the ankle of the woman.
Mrs Schiffer was still slapping Renji to wake him up until her ankle had been gripped. She looked down and so that blue-haired monster (A/N: her words, not mine) staring at her with so much desire to kill. Her eyebrows furrowed. She returned the glare. She hit Grimmjow repeatedly with her handbag, screaming accusations towards the teacher.
Ulqiourra simply stared at the interaction. "Mom, that's Renji's husband."
Mrs Schiffer sank to her knees and apologised to Grimmjow repeatedly. She had stopped her beating. In fact, tears were streaming down her face. "My baby Renji had married?!"
"Yes, Mom. Renji's married. You were in a coma when he got married, remember? He was devastated when he heard you could not make it to his wedding. But don't you worry, I will fill in the details later. They needed clothes since they seem to have rewind their wedding night again," Ulqiourra continued.
A groan was heard. Renji was stretching himself out in a cat-like way. He sat up and glanced around.
"Oh! I'm so sorry, Ren-cupcakes! I hit your husband!" Mrs Schiffer screamed before bursting into tears.
Renji narrowed his eyes at Mrs Schiffer, wondering what was she mumbling about. He gave a grin towards Grimmjow.
Grimmjow melted at that grin.
"Are you okay... Renji's husband?! I'm so sorry!" she wailed out yet again.
"It's Grimmjow..." Grimmjow replied hatefully.
Renji plopped down the bed to give a hug to Mrs Schiffer. "No worries, Aunt! It's not like Grimm is mad at you! Now cheer up!" he chirped happily as he squeezed his aunt.
Grimmjow wanted to smash the skull of the woman onto a wall full of sharp ends. He loathed Mrs Schiffer.
"But! I didn't get to see your marriage!" the woman screeched and wailed like a banshee.
Renji gave her a confused look.
"What are you-"
"Of course Renji and Grimmjow would 'remarry' once more, just for you, Mom!" Ulqiourra stated, giving Renji a knowing look.
Renji did not get the hint but nodded anyway.
Grimmjow's eyes widened so much that they nearly fell off from their sockets.
Mrs Schiffer had stopped crying and simply dashed out of the room after a quick wave of good-bye.
Ulqiourra bowed before taking his leave.
Renji and Grimmjow exchanged looks before turning away, blushing madly.
"Are we going to marry?" Renji asked shyly.
"Yeah." Grimmjow replied whilst hugging Renji.
"PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON, YA LOVE BIRDS!" the grumpy nurse screeched before she slammed the door shut.
Grimmjow and Renji blushed even harder than before. There was a name tag pasted onto one of the bags, which belonged to Renji. Renji, without much noticing, simply wore the clothes given. But somehow, it did not feel right. He could feel Grimmjow staring at him and it sent shivers down his spine, in a good way.
"Renji... You look like a doll, literally..."
Renji flared up. He hated being called a doll. He grabbed a bag and began to hit Grimmjow with it. Grimmjow simply laughed as he accepted the beating. At least Renji's beating was not as powerful as that witch, Mrs Schiffer. After Grimmjow made sure that his set of clothes were not as bizarre as Renji's, the pair made their way out. The grumpy nurse glared at them before entering the room. Few seconds later, she dashed out of the room with a broom. She was screaming at their names. They looked behind, stared at each other, gulped before running at top speed to avoid the grumpy nurse. Grimmjow, amazingly, had swept Renji up in his arms while they were running, in bridal style. Students that they ran past either gave them quizzical looks and yet laughed or squealed in happiness (yaoi fans). Renji buried his face onto Grimmjow's chest to hide his flaming cheeks. A small smile graced his lips. Being with Grimmjow seemed so right.
Finally! I have updated! Im so sorry for the long wait! I have been busy! I don't know about you guys but i kept laughing when I typed this out... I think I am going insane... XD I hope the next chapter could be out as soon as possible! Once again, I apologise for not updating this sooner! Sorry! ^