AN:

A song from album FunHouse by P!NK.


FunHouse:

"It's not a dollhouse!" Ero corrected Jack.

"Looks allot like it to me." Jack tapped a side with his staff.

"Watch it... Please!" Ero reached out and caught Jack's staff.

"All right. All right." Jack pulls his staff from Ero's hand, "Don't get so prissy."

"Sorry for not wanting my first magical crafted work to be ruined by repeated hits to your..." Ero sighed, "If I tell you what this is... Will you stop bothering me?"

"Sure and details... Please." Jack stared at the structure.

Ero made sure to cast sub-zero-hearing spell on his spirit not wanting her to get an answer she wanted from eavesdropping. Before asking Jack if he ever wanted to return to hometown permanently in there near future. His cheeks turned the deepest shade of red from embarrassment of asking Jack knowing he may so run.

"Places of own to fool around in," Jack grin thinking about the idea. "When we move in?"

"After my time spent with Easter Kangaroo." Ero repeats Jack's nickname for Bunnymund.

"Little bit of me is already rubbing off on you." Jack was leaned against the desk.

Ero was reminded of the hours the two of them spent in positions of sexual matter left his hips and lower back sore. Being that Jack had the idea of staying in Ero's bed all day for LOTS of naked fun. Touching all of Ero's pulse points that would always arouse him to heightening sense of bliss. Would have had him in pool of goo Jack hands for the rest of the morning if Tekla hadn't delivered their breakfest. Saved him from possibly being ridden or blown once more by Jack.

"I'm willing to wait." Jack looked the inside over.

"Good because it's a long wait." Ero fixed a window.

"We both got." Jack leaned over and pecks Ero's cheek.

Eor had to be down the carving tool and pieces of glass to turn his head around enough he wouldn't wrench his next. So he could capture Jack's lips with his own so the two of them could share a proper kiss. Not caring about the dominating force Jack took to the kiss that was now taking place the two of them. Adding a few inches of his own tongue that he rolled around the inside Ero's mouth. That stopped there so Ero could return to working on finish a window and spiral staircase.

"Can you pass me soldiering iron?" Ero pointed to a wireless on a special stand.

Jack did what Ero asked him handing over the item to Ero when he was arranging pieces of pre-cut metal. Been carefully planned out by Ero before he asked one of Yetis for assistance on in cutting the pieces out. All to be bought together through the use of heat from a small tool Ero was carefully holding. To form a small version of an all metallic staircase that would led to the second and third floor.

"Any attic or basement?" Jack asked.

"Already done." Ero pointed over to finished base and roof.

He went on how all he needed was to piece every piece together since he been working on this when alone. He multi tasked by getting study up on a fruit that grew in Bunnymund's warren known. Type of pear produce that was rare to find and only grew in spring season called Uterus Fruit. If ever ingested by a male of any age they would be given a one-time chance to become pregnant. Nine months later a normal child could be born to male of any age if he ever kept the child.

Discovery he had to keep from Jack's peeping eyes knowing he was going ask and tease Ero about the subject. Making him mark the book and pack the item with his travel bag he was taken with him. When his time to go live with the Bunnymund within his Warren came after New Years. Having him move on to reading other books about animating lifeless objects and enlarging dollhouses. He even looked into creating inter-dimensional door into getting around in needing to use Snow Globes.

"North knows about this?" Jack asked looking through s small window.

"No and I don't want him finding out." Ero waved a carved piece at him.

"You might poke someone's eye out." Jack smirked.

"Doubt that since you staff does that already." Ero joked back.

He then turned of his soldiering iron when done putting each of the pieces together that formed the stair well. He would pop into a small pole in the ground of the first floor that he twisted in place. Locking the small spiral staircase in place that Ero traced over with his fingers to the dollhouse's first floor. Making sure he didn't make one mistake while he pulled his hand away needing to look from a distance. Agreed with him before gesturing one of his hands in the form of a command. That had a sparkling breeze picking up each one of the tools he had used toward a toolbox. Lid opens allowing the tools into the inside before shutting up and hopping over toward a shelf. Where it took an empty spots on lowest shelf and settled down leaving Ero and Jack alone.

"Still think it's a dollhouse?" Jack looked the small structure over.

"You want to sleep in here tonight?" Ero picked up the roof.

Jack ended up quieting down for the rest of time Ero assembled this house using nails and hammer that moved on it's own. Knocking in each nail into places that Ero gently pushed them with out much effort not wanting to ruin is work. Asking Jack to fetch a Snow Globe from the wooden box on his stand near his bed for travel. Knowing he was done putting this together he would need to take a short trip in transporting his creation. Using a Snow Globe until he gets his inter-dimensional door working needing a few materials.

When the final piece of the house was put in hammer and left over nails joined the other tools in the box. Chanting a few times when he got to his feet altering his clothes that further shorted the house down to size of a key chain. Would e scooped up by Ero and placed in massager bag he slugs over his shoulder sipping his jacket. Complementing Jack on how fast he had opened a portal to where they needed to go. To only be tripped through the portal by Jack leaving out the end of staff with winter spirit following right behind him.

"Nice trip?" Jack asked kneeling down toward Ero.

He lay in freshly snow fall cushioning his fall face forward forming an imprint of him self within the few layers on the ground. Didn't stop him from pushing him self out of mentally reminding him self to stop falling for Jack's tricks. Pulling a small figurine from his pocket and then tossed beside him chanting name of a living being. Not paying attention to when creature started in size and show signs of life treading toward Ero. Offering to help him to his feet snorting rather loudly so the person who tripped know he was disappointed. Not that his point was made when Jack passed the two of them with his staff resting on his shoulder. Ignoring Ero settling on his feet and casting a charm on his moisture clothes to dry them before he started walking.

This beast Ero called Drite followed right behind his with each step keeping a watch eye out on him and out for Jack. Ready to launch out ward at the person he fellow crystal beasts called 'their master lover and future mate'. He knew he would get him turned back in to lifeless piece of transparent stone he was crafted from.

"Give him a chance." Ero sensed the tension Drite had toward Jack.

He got a grunt while Jack laughed asking what type of creature Ero released slowing his pace down. To he would be walking beside Ero after maneuvering around the large ape-like creature with colors of a phoenix. Shifting his staff on to his other shoulder so Ero wouldn't be whacked on the head. In fear his loosen grip on his staff would have piece of wood falling onto Ero's head. He didn't want to happen since they didn't have a Snow Globe to get back to Workshop if Ero got hurt.

Wanting to hear what Ero had planned for land he purchased and miniature house resting in his pocket. Knowing the lonely hours that Ero spent with out him around was filled with crafting a dollhouse. Detail Ero put into that small building had Jack needing to thank North for taking him under his wing, and needing to think of thank gift for North.

"Want to get there faster?" Jack asked Ero offering a ride on his Staff.

"Let's enjoy the walk." Ero reached out one of his hands to take Jack's own.

Ended up taking the rest of the walk to place both had come to call Jack's Pond after a few visits here alone. Now had a sign posted to closest tree stating the surrounding area and pond it self had been was now someone's property. Didn't bother Jack since the person who now owed the land was standing right besides holding his hand. Was pulling out something he called a magic trick wearing a smile that mirrored one Jack usual known to have. Since he would pull Jack along a small clearing that he had done among of trees facing the lake. Placing the small house in the taped off area telling Jack to keep his eye on miniature he left in the snow.

While Ero slowly got up from the kneeling position he had taken to place the small house in freshly fallen snow. Chanting a few colorful chooses words that spread a sparkling effect into the air surrounding the house. Would start to grow in size that had Ero walking backwards after standing up to his full height. Taking his time to return to Jack's side since he needed to take in the sight of his first unsupervised spell. Came to a complete stop when the house reached designated measurements that Ero had magical set.

"Well?" Ero asked nervous Jack didn't approve.

He made sure to stick to colonial architecture that he knew that would make Jack feel more comfortable about. While putting on a few Russian details added into the place to still have the homey feeling of North's Workshop. While everything else was modern twist with small green house attached to the back end.

"Can we check the inside?" Jack asked pointing to front door with his staff.

"Don't want you to mount that fly up and look at the house from bird's eye view." Ero suggested pulling out a set of keys.

Jack took the hint that Ero told him what to do acting as a distraction for when Ero entered the house instead. Using a key he had made from memory metal that took on the crooves and contours of the lock. Allowed him to open oak wood crafted door to empty entrance foyer that was lacking furniture and other accessories. Didn't stop Ero from allowing the door ton close on it's own as he walked through his creation. Looking over each and every piece of the house that had been enhanced by the magic he put into altering this house.

To only stop within a back area he hopes to make into a kitchen and work area to practice his craft. Facing a back door that was an odd looking contraption next to the frame caught any one's eye. Strange glass ball rested on metal stand sticking out from beside the door where hinges lay. Bell hanging above the doorway was hooked to the pulley system contacted everything. Ero was about to use if someone on the other side hadn't deiced to use Ero new system of travel. Revealing she to be Tekla pushing a baby stroller with her child through asking she could get a tour.

"Reminds me of home I grew up back in mother Russia." She looks over the kitchen.

She stopped the baby stroller she was pushing telling her daughter that they were here at her big brothers' house. Giggling Aleksandrina gave as she reached out from under the fur line blanket covering her. Told Tekla her daughter was happy about the whole trip they made from the workshop to here. When she slowly lifts small body into her rabbit furred gloved hands and furred caplet clad arms.

"Breast feeding bother you?" Tekla asked Ero.

"No, and how do your use my doorway?" Ero ended up answering her trying to figure out how Tekla used his portal doorway after just installing the device.

"Fast learner." She starting removing her caplet and gloves, "felt like visiting."

She the lowered neckline of her corset inspired dress missing proper straps to expose a supple and perk breast. That would be presented to her baby that lay in her arms while Ero looked away needing to see if Jack wanted in. He headed to the front door in hurried rush trying to not stare at scene. Making sure he didn't stumble into walls or other parts of the house upon reaching the front door. He would open asking for who ever were out there to step in so he could show them around.

What he got was laughing Jack about how Ero answered his own door before stepping into the house. Not up to asking Ero why his eyes were covered since sight of the inside acted as a natural diversion. Taking his attention away from Ero telling him that Tekla and Aleksandrina were in the kitchen. Not wanting to bring up how the new mother was feeding her baby or how she entered the place. Since he wasn't comfortable with subject his own mother never openly taught him about. Making his ask if Jack wanted a tour of the other half of the house or the upper floors. Would have been taken up by Jack knowing the way Ero was acting about Tekla had her hands full. Hopes he would get a 'private tour; of the second floor where bedroom could be picked.

Wasn't for Tekla making her presence known

By walking from the foyer both Ero and Jack had been standing in for the pass few minutes talking about breast-feeding. Familiar sound of her heels hitting around wooden floor and her asking when they were leaving. Since she wanted to decorate ritual the pine trees she finally got the Yetis put up through out the Workshop. Somewhat taking in the scenery of the bare walls and open areas had her making mentally notes on decorating. She would put aside for now touched by the way she found Jack and Ero chatting.

"What I miss?" She asked looked over the spiral staircase.

"Ero isn't contented with natural ..." Jack ended up being silenced by Ero magical was sealing his lip over.

This got Ero a sharp poke on his boot-clad foot from muted Jack using his staff wanting his voice back mumbling. Not that Jack's antics about wanted Ero to unseal his mouth so he could tell Tekla about Ero's problem with breast-feeding. Didn't fazed Ero when he ended up ignoring the repeated poking of Jack's staff on his foot.

"Just a personal issue I need to talk with my mom about." Ero answered for Jack.