"donky go way im tryin to hav relationship wit hot emo." Shrerk looked a bit upset to b letting down his dankey, but I culd see in his patotaoe eyes he jus luved me more. Donky nodded, turns away and went the other direction. Toward the puisy cat wearing teh boots on his piddle paws.

"yo soy un gato." The Mexican cat screeched, hoppin on the donkeys back 4 a ride.

"sorry bout tdat" shrek sighed, flashing my a croocked smile. I lived his teeth.

"wait a minute, how can we even be a thing?" I asked, grabbin onto his arm to stop his from barreling forward like the large beast he wuz.

"whattdya mean, my dark emo beautiy?" he stambled 4 words, and I culd tell he knew somting I didn't, whatever it may be.

"um ur KINDA married 2 fiona? Wit like ten kids" I rolled my purple eyes. They changed color as well, and with my irritation they transferred to a light green calour. Sherk could sense it I think.

"she don mind. Pretty sure shes fakin prince charmin as well. Besides, I luv u" he leaned forwards, his green eyelids lowered, his muddy lips puckered.

Omg.

He was gonna kss me. My ogre dream. I opened my mouth in acceptance as our lips smashed together, my black lipstick smashing in contrast to his swampy skin.

Shrek opened his mouth, his tongue snaking out into my own. His floppy sponge felt like it was ten feet long as he tongued down my throat, and I moaned loudly in response, running may hands over his sweaty bald head. I then inserted a single finger into his ear tube, fingering it slightly.

"oh yeah getting dirty" he sighed softly, leaning into my touch.

I pulled apart drastically once I realized we were stil in the middle of a dulac street, a few creatures staring at us in disgust.

"stfu ugly stepsister, u whore" I said to the ugly stepsister, doris, staring at us digusted. No way shed ever get laid haha XD

"aight but u jus cant tell Fiona bout this yet, lemme break it to her the hard way." Shrek smiled again, his tired, loving smile. I brought warmth into my face.

"I understand sweetie," I kissed him on the forehead.

Shrek had royal duties to attend to, so he gave me a note and left, with his large sauntering walk back to the castle. I was left, abandoned, in the middle of the street. I didn't move 4 awhile, just clutching the note tightly and staring at Shrek's sillutoutte disappearing. I then movefdd my now purple eyes to the castle.

I wondered it I wuld ever live there. :(

Lololol note from the author XD

Heyyyy sum people have said my writing style changes a lot :/ like how my first chapter was written pretty fuckin gr8 but then the writing progressed. Listen I try when I want 2 and when I don't so like ill write how I want kay? ? ? thanksss ! 3