Name: First Christmas

Summary: It was the time of year that Naruto now dreaded. Why? Well, it was their first Christmas as a married couple and Sakura tended to be a bit crazy when it came to how things should be done.

Hello again! :) How are ya'll? Well, this is the second one-shot to the collection and is a little bit longer than the first one. Hopefully that's okay with you guys. This one-shot is just something silly I made in the late hours of the night… errrr… early morning…

P.S. Sorry if Naruto is a little out of character. :)

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I don't own Naruto

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"Take off your shirt."

The statement left no room for argument but that did not stop Naruto from folding his arms together and giving her the deadliest glare he could muster.

"I refuse," he declared stubbornly.

Sakura stood in front of him. Her stiletto tapped against tile floor. It was an eerie sound. "Naruto…" Her foot continued to tap as if to emphasize her point.

Naruto gulped. Sakura was the only one he knew besides for Tsunade that could make a threat out of just a person's name. It was scary. But he had a point to prove and would not give in. He had to… for the male population.

Tap. Tap. Tap.

"Naruto, you're going to have to take off your shirt."

Naruto flinched, her tone was becoming too much to bear. "I will not, Sakura. You are discriminating the men of this world!" Somehow his words were found funny because Sakura laughed. Personally, he didn't think it was funny. This was something he believed deeply in.

With a smile, Sakura inquired, "And how am I discriminating the men of this world?"

It was obvious she didn't take him seriously.

Naruto eyed her carefully. "You want to do something to me that would pollute our ideals."

How it would do that, Sakura had no idea. She raised a slender eyebrow. "Come on! Don't be such a baby! It will only be for a little while!"

Naruto shook his head and opened his mouth to retaliate but found himself on the ground with the wind knocked out of him. Sakura straddled him. Her hands went everywhere so fast that he didn't know what was happening until she stopped moments later.

When he got up, he found his beautiful (yes, it was very beautiful in his opinion) 'I heart Ramen' shirt gone and in its place a darn awful Christmas sweater. The sweater had Santa Claus on it to match with Sakura's reindeer one. He pulled at the sweater only to get tinsel on his hand.

"What have you done?!"

Sakura did not say anything to him. She turned to the bald, fat photographer who had watched the couple in shocked silence. "We are ready for our picture now," she explained, her signature sweet smile was plastered on her face.

The man nodded slowly. "Of course, ma'am." He glanced at Naruto unsurely before he held the camera to his face. "Say Merry Christmas."

Sakura smiled brightly whilst Naruto pouted and struck his head to the side.

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