Hey, it's Ivy.
Surprisingly, they decided to put me in the lab with Tony Stark and Bruce Banner to watch me.
I suppose they had security cameras trained on us the entire time and were at a loss for what to do. Otherwise, I can't see why they'd let Tony Stark near me.
"Hey, it's Romanoff's twin!" said Mr. Stark as I walked into the lab with Agent Coulson.
"My name's Ivy," I replied.
"Stark, don't get any ideas," warned Coulson. "It's still not your business why she's here, understood?"
It only took five seconds after the agent left for Tony Stark to start asking questions. "So. Ivy. Got a last name? Romanoff, maybe?"
"Williams," I replied. "Ivy Williams. And you are Tony Stark, also known as Iron Man."
He looked pleased beyond words that I knew who he was. Why I don't know – he must have been used to it.
"You got it. This Dr. Bruce Banner, who transforms into an enormous green rage monster when angry. Just thought I'd mention it."
Dr. Banner winced visibly.
"Good to meet you," I said, extending a hand.
I wasn't scared about him hulking out – so long as I didn't provoke him, he wouldn't Hulk out until later.
Dr. Banner eyed me a little suspiciously, but shook my hand and returned the handshake.
"Wow, thought I'd get more a reaction," said Mr. Stark. "Green rage monsters aren't exactly the norm."
"Well, after the day I've been having, that is almost normal."
"How has your day been, Ivy?"
"Interesting, to say the least."
"I'm still not convinced you're not related to Agent Romanoff."
"As far as I know, I'm not. I suppose it's just one of those weird things that just happens."
"Prove it. DNA sample."
He'd probably see if he could find any traces of me on S.H.I.E.L.D.'s database. He was probably already running some kind of search for me. "You can just check after your little program finishes breaking into S.H.I.E.L.D.'s secure files," I replied without thinking.
Dr. Banner turned to face me.
Mr. Stark stared, open mouthed. "How could you possibly know about that?" he asked after a moment of silence.
"It has something to do with my interesting day," I replied.
They just kept staring, then eventually went back to work.