one day in the year ninten forty eight on the normandy breaches dangan ronpa dude makoato negi was on the beaches being murdered by hitler when suddendly the devil shown up and telld him to fuck up all the shit and be in a shitty visual novel so he wa before hitler left to go make the xbone s. also junpie iori from the persona 3 fez which is an actually good game nad not damgan rupaul (nt 2 be confusd wtih iroi yagami fro mthe king of fighters games) was asko their and ft-old market dangly patron to vote for ron paul so he ded bad then ron paul becarme the king god emperor of manking becus he smokes all the weed and also all the coins. it was a landslid victoly. but noone cared bcuz then ron paul deceded to blow up all the things including the village of weabooland, the pricinpialty of sealsnd and also the normandy beaches which was where the dangan ronpa was
"ohg od why did i vote for ron paul?!" said the dnang ronpa dude who was in despair over voting libertan and junpei iori placed a rasureeing hand on his shoulder and said to him "because ur a terrorist shoe who voted for ron paul" before piunching him into space because dangan ronpa before saske shoed up to deend the honor of the dumb visul novel with the help of recently diposed president BARRACK OBAMA (bcuz who else could it be?) because SASK HAD TURNED EVEL AND JOINED FORCED WITH THE PRESIDENT BARRACK OBAMA AND USED HIS PRESIDENTAL POWERS TO DESTROY ALL DA WEABOOS and he was no longer evil now bcaus president BARRACK OBAMA was not evil either but sask still loved da america so he had guile's hair wand was wearing american flag printed zubaz pants and he had lost both his legs in the fighting for america war so he instead walked on stacks of books like a real man.
and then sasuke ripped off the head of the dangan ronpa dude and they all lived happily ever after except the dangan ronpa because he was dead
and then sasuke glared at the tumblrs and said "THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL RELGIONS" but then pressded a button and there was a massive explosun and all the tumblr died except the like five people who werent absolute shit (who were all billr) and then saske folded his arms and looked at the president BARRACK OBAMA who looked over to ron paul and saw that all the tumblrs were dead.
"all according to keikaku* (keikaku means plan in the weaabospeek)" said Barrack Obama and then he and ron paul started evil laughing becauz they were...
IN CAHOOTS THE WHOLE TIME!