Casper was watching them through a window. Valaria was right, these people are weird, and they DID have vampire killing weapons. At least that's what he thought they were. He had been observing Emily Sterling for about a week, and she hadn't done anything suspicious until now when she had gathered with her strange allies. He shrugged and hopped off the locked chest freezer and pulled out his two katana swords. He wondered why someone would leave their chest freezer outside in an alley, but he doesn't try to understand humans. As he walked into the small spot of light from a dim street light. He pulled out his two katana blades and sliced a bullet in half. "Nice shot but I don't think you really want to fight. You have no idea who you're up against."

A Cheshire cat smile, paper white against the darkness. "Yes I do. You're a sorry excuse for a circus freak. Just a pitiful creature that needs to be sent back to hell."

Three more bullets were shot at Casper, he sliced each of them perfectly in half and snarled. "For your information I'm the Queen's elite vampire knight. And what makes you so special? You're just a coward hiding in the dark. I prefer to watch my victims as I slice them into pieces. So don't underestimate me."

"I believe it's YOU that's underestimated ME. I'm the best vampire there ever was."

"Really? I doubt that. If you were so great than why do you keep hiding?"

There was a crazy laugh. "You doubt me? I am Alucard, servant to my master Integra Hellsing, and the Hellsing organizations best field agent. I've been sent to eliminate my target." Alucard stepped into the light as well the end of his coat swaying as he walked. He raised his gun. "And guess who that is."

Casper's brain was reeling. "What the hell?! This guy's a lunatic, must just be a poser or something." Dodging a few bullets he moved to the right. "You must not be the best agent or else you would've hit me by now."

"Maybe I wasn't trying to hit you. Maybe I was trying to get you into position."

Casper felt the barrel of a large gun against his back. Seras had her finger on the trigger. "Goodbye."

Casper did a backflip onto the barrel and ran towards her. Alucard fired a shot as Casper jumped over her. The bullet was very close...to Seras. "Master! Who are you trying to hit?! I mean are you even aiming!?"

"Shut up police girl! It's harder than it looks!"

"I bet. It must be so hard being you."

"Is now really the time for this?"

Then Casper came from nowhere and slashed. Alucard stepped back so the blade only scratched his cheek. Then he laughed. "Nice try but I can regenerate."

"Not for one hour. See my swords are special. They are coated with a concoction that will render any wound helpless to the powers of regeneration, but the effects wear off in an hour. In simple terms it'll be like you're only a human against me."

Alucard touched his blood. "Really? That's interesting."

Casper smiled. "Not so cocky now are we? But I'm not going to spoil our fun right away, I'm going to decapitate your little friend first." Casper dodged more bullets as he made for Seras. A few nicked his arm but he got to her and was about to strike when she fainted. Casper paused for a moment, and then he felt something hit his neck and he lost consciousness.

Alucard's POV

Alucard walked over. He had no idea what had just happened. He nudged Casper with his boot, there was a dart in his neck. But he would worry about that later, now Seras was lying in the alley and that seemed a little more important. "Police girl?"

"Yeah master?" It came from behind him.

"Ah! What? How? But? Where did you come from!?"

"I've been here the whole time. I tranquilized him, because nobody will give me a handgun. All I get are big guns and a tiny tranquilizer."

"But...so...she...but...you..."

Seras rolled her eyes and bent down to the other Seras and pulled off a wig. "That's Emily Sterling. She just is dressed like me for some reason."

"Hm...I was hoping for a clone of you."

"Why? So you could be a perv to her too?"

Alucard stood up. "Why do you always think that I'm a pervert?"

"Uh...because you are."

"I am not!"

"Yes. You are."

"Are not."

"Are to."

"We have a job to do."

"Now you're changing the subject because you know I'm right."

Alucard ignored her. "So what do we do with them? She saw us and we can't let her know about Hellsing, and he's the Queen's elite. Now I don't know what queen he's working for. Eh...I say the best option is to kill them both."

Seras crossed her arms. "No. I won't let you kill them. We should question them both. Emily about how she knows us, and that guy has a weapon that can kill anything. It would be best to learn from them rather than kill them. Besides...why do you always have to be violent?"

"Because according to you I'm a psycho violent pervert."

"It's true. Now how are we going to get them back to HQ?"

A few minutes later

Alucard slammed the trunk or their rental car shut. "There. It closes you just have to slam it."

Seras looked at him. "And we couldn't put them in the backseat because...?"

"You're gun takes the backseat."

"And we couldn't move my gun to the trunk because...?"

"Uh..."

"Didn't think that through did you genius?"

"I don't like you're attitude. Look on the bright side they're unconscious so they won't care, also I don't really care."

Seras got in the driver's side. "Right."

"Excuse me but what do you think you're doing?"

"Driving. You got us lost seven times getting here. I don't want to get lost anymore, and don't you blame it on map quest. I tried giving you directions but you wouldn't listen. So get in."

Alucard got in the passenger seat and pouted. "Damn you map quest."