Casper's POV

Casper fluttered his eyelids. Everything was a little blurry and he couldn't move. After a few more blinks he could see his surroundings. It was a square room built of stone and his hands were cuffed to a chair, as were his feet. To his right there was Emily, her head was hanging down so he figured she still hadn't woken up. Then a crackling voice came through some speakers. He couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman.

"Who are you and who do you work for?"

"What? No friendly introduction?" He couldn't help but be a little snippy.

"Don't give me attitude! You're not in the safest position now!"

"Sheesh calm down sir."

"SIR!? Do you think I'm a MAN!?"

Casper paused and gave a confused look. "...Aren't you?"

"NO! I'm Integra Fairbrooks Wingates Hellsing! I'm not a male!"

There was static for a while and he heard crazy laughter and then the voice came back, again shouting. "Shut up Alucard!"

"He thought you were a guy! I told you that you sound like a man. You kind of look like one too..."

"SHUT UP! If you don't mind I'm trying to interrogate!"

Then a softer voice spoke up. "Um...sir Integra...your finger's still on the button...he can hear you."

Casper smiled to himself, and waited for the intercom to come on again. He thought for a bit and recognized something she had said. "You said Hellsing? Right? Sorry to break it to you but that doesn't intimidate me. Hellsing is just a myth. A rumor that stops foolish vampires from leaving our realm and entering the human world."

"What?" The manly voice returned. "What do you mean?"

"Oh you didn't know that there was a world just for vampires?" Casper chuckled. "You stupid humans. Well I think I've given you enough information. And...Integra was it? I hope we meet again." Casper couldn't stop smiling. After wiggling his right wrist enough the small round transporter that was in the cuff of his sleeve slipped into his hand. It was just a matter of pushing and holding the middle button to pull him home. But as he felt around for the middle button the door flung open and those crazy people from before charged in. Casper pressed it quickly, but that blonde chick grabbed his arm while her partner grabbed her.

Unknown location. Seras's POV

Seras still had a grip on Casper. Even when her feet left the stone floor of the "interrogation" room, and even when her knee scraped a different kind of ground as she and Casper tumbled over and over she still kept her grip. After a little wrestling she got him pinned. Then she looked around. "Master?" She didn't see Alucard. Casper wrestled with her again but this time she got his chest under her boot. "And don't think about moving again! Where are we? Do you know where Alucard is?"

"Look you crazy b*tch get off of me! It's dangerous here! We're not supposed to be here!"

"Oh yeah? Well I'm not leaving until I have master with me!"

"And that's why you'd get killed police girl."

"Master!"

Casper tried to sit up but Seras stomped her boot on him. "Stay down."

"No! It will be very bad if we stay longer than necessary."

Alucard looked down at him. "Why so? I'd like to stay in your position...you get a nice view up the police girl's skirt."

Seras turned bright red and pulled down her skirt. "You're such a perv!" Then she was thrown to the ground and watched Casper get up and run for his...thingy. Alucard grabbed his collar and flung him back to the ground. Seras stood up and was running over when something...no some-one caught her eye. She stopped in her tracks. "P...Pi..Pip? Oh my God! Pip!" She started running towards him, she could feel her eyes getting tears in them. "Pip! Pip! It's Seras!"

Pip turned around. "Ma Cherie? Seras?" He rand to her and hugged her. "You shouldn't be here. Oh what happened?"

"What are you talking about?"

Some of the other members from the Wild Geese came over. "This is a place a lot like limbo. It's a place for the undead that have...died. Or where lost souls roam, an in between place."

Seras blinked. "Then why are you here? You're all human."

Pip touched her cheek. "Yes yes but when you're eaten by a vampire, or killed by those Millennium freaks whatever they are, you end up here. Then I think a few of us are waiting to see if we're getting into heaven or not. I'm stuck here though."

"I'm still sorry about that. And I'm not dead...well you know what I mean, so what am I doing here?"

Alucard, still holding Casper, stood beside her. "Because this guy and his little doohickey landed us here."

Casper fought. "First of all it's a transporter. Since I'm the Queen's elite I have my own. Secondly you're not here because of me. If it wasn't for you two latching on to me I wouldn't have let go of the button and I'd be safely home."

Pip looked confused. "I have a question...what's a doohickey?"

Alucard frowned. "Just don't talk, you bother me."

Seras stood between the two but looked to Casper. "How do we get back? And I mean to London."

Casper sighed. "Why would I help you?"

Pip took the transporter. "Hm...I don't think they need you're help. I believe pressing the backwards arrow will take them home. Just don't press the house button by mistake."

Seras smiled. "Thanks so much Pip. Why..."

"You're welcome for me figuring out the...doohickey."

Alucard raised a gun. "Are you mocking me?"

Pip was sarcastic. "Why nooo. I would never mock the great and powerful Alucard."

"You earned yourself a bullet through the head."

Seras gathered everyone in a small huddle. "Shut up and hold onto someone...and if you're holding onto to me don't be inappropriate about it."

Casper screamed. "You don't even know how to work that! Just because some pathetic human had an idea doesn't mean you can steal my property and use it! You're not authorized either! And you shouldn't be bringing all these people! What's wrong with..."

Seras ignored him and pushed the return button, making sure to hold it.