Interrogation Room Integra's POV

Integra was stunned, which doesn't happen often. "Where...where did they go?"

Walter was almost as surprised. "I'd be more concerned if they don't come back."

"That's right! What if Alucard doesn't come back? That would be, that would be..."

"Great! I mean, oh no that would be horrible. I would miss having someone to clean up after, oh wait I'd still have you. I was actually thinking of how much it would suck if Seras just disappeared. She appreciated the small things that I do."

Integra turned to look at her butler when she caught a flash out of the corner of her eye. She quickly spun back around to the one way glass. "That was quick! Thank goodness they're back! Oh. And they brought some of the Wild Geese with them."

Walter leaned his head against the top of his chair. "Oh those slobs. It's a good thing they have their own place to stay, and that I don't need to clean up after them."

Integra managed to mutter something before turning on the intercom. "Alright I'm glad to see that you're all back. Now restrain the prisoner and get out before the girl wakes up." She put down the microphone and watched as the Wild Geese left through the door single file and how Seras and Alucard were busy re-attaching cuffs on a very reluctant vampire.

Emily's POV

Emily heard very faint voices and she tried to open her eyes or move or something. She found that her torso and arms were tied with rope to a wooden chair. Flapping her wrists was about all she could do. Then she was able to move her head and look at where the voices were coming from. She saw a mass of red, and a flash of blonde hair here and there. Emily's vocal cords had no problem coming back. "You a$$holes! What kind of sick joke is this?!"

The people had stopped talking and looked at her, exchanging glances. Emily tried blinking but her eyesight was still a little blurry. "Let me out of here you jerks. This is not funny. I swear if you don't let me out right...," she blinked once more and things came into focus more, "...now I'm going to...wait a second." Emily squinted, and then blinked once more so she could clearly see. Her jaw dropped and her eyes felt like they could pop out of her skull.

Seras tried a comforting smile. "Hey. Now don't faint again. We're not going to hurt you. You see we're just..."

Emily was able to move her mouth again. "Seras Victoria."

"Um...that's my name. How did you..."

Emily looked at the terrifying man in red. "You...you're Alucard. You both have fangs." Then Emily started hyperventilating. "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God."

Alucard poked Seras. "I don't know about you but this is kind of weirding me out."

Seras nodded. "Yes, yes it is. So um...Emily how do you kno..."

"Are you for real? Are you two real? Are we in the Hellsing manor right now? If so, where's Integra? Is Walter here too?"

Alucard held a hand over her mouth. "Shut up. Okay? Just...shut up. When I remove my hand I don't want you to say a word." He slowly removed his hand and returned to standing straight next to Seras. Then there was a flash. Alucard took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. "Ah! Bright light! Bright light!"

Emily fanagled the phone so she could see the picture she took. "That's a keeper."

Seras snatched the device out of her hand. "I probably should have taken this away before."

"No! I have to share that photo on tumbler! And our Facebook page! Our fans would love it!"

Alucard slid his sunglasses back on. "Don't ever use flash on me again or else I will kill you."

Seras gave him a rough push. "Oh whatever. So Emily what do you mean your fans?"

"Yeah. And what's a Facebook page?"

"Really master?"

"I'm just kidding, I know what that is."

The intercom kicked in. "You can access it on a doohickey known as the internet."

Alucard pointed his gun at the mirrored window. "Swear to God Pip, you mock me one more time and I will..."

Emily turned to the mirror as well. "Pip!? The Wild Geese are real? How'd Pip come back?! I thought he died towards the end of Hellsing Ultimate episode 8, I think. This must be a dream. I have got to be dreaming. I have soooo many questions to ask all of you!"

Integra herself came through the door. "And we have some questions for you, but first you will need to shut up."

Emily took a deep breath. "That might be hard. I mean you guys are like...my idols. I have been watching you since I was 13, which probably wasn't a good thing but I was okay with it."

Alucard nudged Seras. "Okay. Now instead of being weirded out, I'm actually kind of scared, and that is saying a lot."

"It is saying a lot! Because whenever you would take on Alexander Anderson or Incognito or whoever you would always be a cocky jerk!"

Alucard took a few steps toward the door. "Never mind. I am actually scared."

Integra grabbed the sleeve of his coat. "Nope. I think things would go smoother if we moved both of them to my office, and I don't like spending time in the basement."

Alucard rolled his eyes. "You're telling me?"

"What was that?"

"Nothing. I'll carry the knight, that girl is freaky." Then with much kicking and screaming he picked up Casper's chair and moved it through the door.

Emily felt herself being untied by Seras. "So... that chair wasn't bolted to the floor?"

"Oh it was. Master just prefers to break things. Now come along we have some questions for you!"

Upstairs in Integra's office Emily's POV

Walter handed her a cup of tea before standing next to Integra. Emily was sitting in a soft chair looking across the desk at Integra Hellsing.

"So Ms. Sterling. You said that you were watching us when you were 13. How?"

Emily, who still couldn't believe that these people were real, looked into her cup. "Well...you see I watch your anime, Hellsing, Hellsing Ultimate, and Hellsing the Dawn. And I also read the manga."

Integra looked at her. "Oh...what's anime? How exact..."

Emily stood up and almost spilled her tea. "WHAT!? Anime is one of the most wonderful things in life!"

Alucard spoke from the couch behind her. "Wait...aren't they Japanese cartoons that are usually inappropriate?"

Seras, sitting next to him. "Of course! That's probably why you know what it is! Because you're a pervert."

"You know Seras..."

Integra rapped her knuckles on the desk for attention. "So I'll take a guess and say that manga must be Japanese comic books. How'd these anime or manga creators get this information?"

Emily sat back down. "Well...you see I don't really know. I mean I thought they just came up with it by themselves."

"Well how many other people know that Hellsing exists?"

"Um...no one really. Because everyone who knows Hellsing thinks that it's just an anime or a manga and that it's not real."

"That's a relief. What did you mean when you said OUR Facebook page?"

Emily took a small sip and blushed. "Well...um...a group of my um...friends and I we...um...cosplay as you guys and we go around to comic cons and stuff because we um...are also in a um...band. It's called Hellsing Inc. and we have our own little Facebook page, and our own YouTube channel, and we're on twitter and our own merchandise and stuff."

Pip stood up straight and pointed his cigarette at her. "Whoah. You guys have your own...merchandise?"

"Um...yeah. Like CDs and t-shirts and stuff. Our music videos are also really good, or so I've heard from fans. But we mainly do covers or parodies."

Alucard laughed from the back of the room. "Seriously? Do I even want to know what these music videos are like?"

Seras smiled. "We should watch one to see what it's like!"

Emily sank low in her chair and thought. This is going to be one of the most embarrassing things I've ever done. "Um...sure, but I'm going to need my phone back, or at least the computer."

Walter was by the door. "Wait right there and I can hook up the projector so we can finally use that pull down screen for something!"

Alucard laughed some more. "I don't want to believe it but I'm actually excited to see this."

Emily slowly walked over to the laptop on Integra's desk. "It's nothing too spectacular."

Casper moved for once since he got dragged up into the room. "Aren't there more important things to do?! Like killing me so I don't have to watch this or spend any more time with you crazy people?!"

Seras raised a finger to her lips. "Shush! We'll deal with you after we find out what this Emily means."

Walter came in carrying a projector. "Okay I found under only an inch of dust!" He pulled down the screen and lined everything up.

Integra moved her chair to face it. "Alright I'll determine how potentially dangerous you could be from this, so make it count."