"Our next act will be Wendy and Wiggles Whipple." the announcer calls, upon which Wendy, a small girl with curly red hair, and Miss Stiffwhiskers traipse up onto the stage.
"Boo! It's awful, just plain AWFUL!" Feltwaddle jeers.
"Mister Feltwaddle..." Miss McGilt says sternly. Feltwaddle blushes, "Ahh, ahem, where was I?"
Wendy and Stiffwhiskers then take out a pair of hula hoops and begin hula hooping to a cheerful song. From the audience, Wendy's mother smiles pleasantly. "That's my daughter in the purple tutu." she whispers to the lady next to her.
From backstage, Morton is carrying a large can of olive oil. "Heh heh, once we grease the floor, those little twerps will go slip-slidin' away!" Little does he notice, however, that Ace is pouring olive oil under their own feet, via a second can. As soon as Morton and Scarface take a step backward, they begin sliding across the floor at top speed before ultimately landing in a pair of large cardboard boxes across the room. "WHOOOOAOOOOAOOOA!" "MEEEEEEOOOOOOWWW!" CRASHH!
"Now that's what I call a boxing match!" Ace says, punctuating his sentence with a chuckle.
Once Wendy and Stiffwhiskers' act is finished, Miss McGilt gives them a seven, the mayor gives them an eight, and Feltwaddle gives them a negative ten. "That was awful!"
"Our next act will be Darth and Pugford Darkcoffin(1)." the announcer calls as a little boy with spiky black hair, wearing a black leather jacket, and a small black pitbull pup with a grey snout and similarly spiky hair on top of his head, wearing a white tank top and a studded collar, traipse up onto the stage.
"Pugford would like to sing a little song for you while I accompany him on the guitar." Darth notes. He then takes out a small rock guitar and begins playing a heavy metal tune while Pugford howls along to the beat. From the audience, his mother smiles. "That's my son up there in the black leather." she whispers to Wendy's mom.
From backstage, Morton has a fan pointing toward the stage. "When we turn this fan on, that little mutt will be sneezin' three ways to Sunday!" he sneers as he takes a small pepper shaker out of his pocket. While they aren't looking, however, Cookie quickly unplugs the fan.
As Morton flips the switch, he becomes perplexed to see the fan not operating. "Huh?" He and Scarface then step in front of the fan and look it over. "It was workin' fine just a minute ago..." At that moment, Cookie quickly plugs the fan back in, causing the pepper to blow toward the two baddies. "Oh, ACHOO! ACHOO! Fine time-ACHOO!-for the fan ta-ACHOO!-start workin'! ACHOO!" Morton sneezes. "MEOWWCHOO! MEOWWCHOO!" Scarface sneezes. From their hiding place, the Puppies and Kittens stifle a laugh.
As Darth and Pugford's act concludes, Miss McGilt gives them a nine, the mayor gives them an eight, and Feltwaddle gives them a negative twenty. "That was the worst act I've ever seen!"
(1)They first appeared in the episode, "The Pupple's Court."