MewBean: Finally! I can actually start the story! The past three chapters were more like a long prolog but from this moment on, this story will be awesome, lively, shocking, crazy and possibly romantic! Thank you to all my readers and sorry for the boring and short last chapter. This one should be better.

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Xanxus stomped up to his room. He wasn't mad, he was furious. The ninth had sent some prostitute to be his cloud guardian?! He would never let such a slut, much less any girl, join the Varia. Oh yes, he could see that she possesses absolutely no skill that would be useful to him unless in bed. She was definitely NOT Varia quality. There were girls that came before those were either exactly like her, weak sluty prostitute, or they were absolutely psychotic!

That is exactly why he was marching right to his room so he could call up that bastard of an old man and reason for another Gola Mosca. Personally he didn't like the first guy that showed up either. Not because he wasn't Varia material, he actually saw the potential to be part of the Varia in him. It was his attitude he didn't like. He had read his portfolio and done a background check on him. He is another familys heir and respected by the ninth. But the Varia leader saw him just as another spoiled little rich kid. And the last one? Xanxus had no idea what to make of the little twerp. He never even introduced himself.

Finally arriving at his room he marched in and walked to his dark mahogany desk. He saw the portfolio's that were lying on its corner, all bundled in the yellow folder. He grabbed his phone that was setting on the desk and called the ninth.

*Ring*

*Ring*

*Rin-

*~The person you are trying to reach cannot be reached at this moment. If you would like to leave a message, press 7. If you would like to make another call pres-*

Xanxus slammed the phone down.

"Damn that old trash!"

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"VOOOIIII! TRASH! LISTEN CARFALY BECOUSE WE WILL NOT REPEAT OURSELVES!" Squalo screamed as he stormed into the conference room. Since all the candidates have arrived the Varia, now safe from the ninths cameras, have gone back to their crazy, loud, murderous selves. They were currently glaring at the pink and red slut they walked in with as she walked past them and sat at the conference table, crossing her arms to press her breasts together and seem bigger.

"Hey, sempi," Fran cut in. "Keep yelling like that and they won't be able to hear at all." He said as he pointed to the unknown hooded figure that held their hands over their ears.

Squalo 'hmphed' and carried on in a slightly quieter tone. "Today we will go over the weeks schedule so you better pay attention! First thing are introductions, in case any of you no good brain dead teens were not informed or forgot! I am Superbi Squalo, I am the Varia rain guardian and second in command!" He pointed to Levi with his sword arm. "The freaky guy with the pricings is Leviathan, the lightning guardian." Next was Bel. "The creep with the grin and tiara is Belphegor, he is the storm guardian."

"Sharkie, I'm a prince, this is a crown." Bel clarified as he took out his knifes in a threatening way.

Squalo grit his teeth, ignoring him and carrying on, he pointed to Fran. "This emotionless clown with the frog head is Fran, he's our mist guardian." Now Lussuria. "The last with the weird hair is Lussuria, the sun guardian."

Lussuria threw a hand over his chest dramatically. "My hair is not weird!"

"Yes it is." Fran said. Lussuria wore a hurt expression.

A giggle was heard and everyone looked to the one who made it; the hooded figure. "I like it." He said with a small smile. The figure sat the furthest away from the rest, six seats away on Squalos right. Lussuria grinned a thanks.

"What about the boss?" Malcom cut in from his seat, three seats away on Squalos left side.

"He's the sky flame idiot. That's why he is the boss." Said the hooded guy with a bit strained voice, it sounded different than it did a moment ago, more forced.

Malcom glared at the guy in the white hoodie. "I know that. I meant where he is. "Malcom made a good point. Xanxus, the Varia leader, was not present in the room.

'That damn boss!' the rain guardian cursed in his head. "The boss has… retired to his courters to finish some important work." Squalo lied. Of course he knew exactly what his boss was doing. He was up in his room complaining about these idiots to the ninth before drinking to his heart's content.

"Now this is what we planned to do. Starting tomorrow one of the Varia Officers will train with each of you, one on one, for three hours. This will continue every day over the week. So prepare yourself for hell!" Squalo grinned dangerously at his 'advice.' "The last one left at the end of the week will be our new cloud guardian. For the rest of today you will settle in with your roommate and-"

"Wait! Roomate?! You're kidding, right?" Said the pink haired girl.

Squalo glared at the girl and she looked away in fear. "Under certain circumstances, all of our guest rooms are undergoing construction! So yes, you will be rooming with one of us!" Squalo growled out.

"This is bull." The pink haired mumbled under her breath.

"VOOOIIII! WE AREN'T HAPY ABOUT IT EATHER SO SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Squalo snapped and started swinging his sword at Karissa. He had had enough trying to keep himself under control and this little bitch just pushed him over the limit. It looked like she got the message because she backed as far away as she could from Squalo. She pouted and decided to keep her mouth shut for now.

"Mau~ mau~ Calm down Squ-chan. Remember what boss said." Lussuria put a hand on Squalos shoulder and reminded him of bosses' threat. "The candidates must stay alive at least until tomorrows training~"

"What?!" Karissa shrieked.

"Shishishi, we ARE assassins after all." Bel said, playing with his knives. "We don't like to play with useless trash. Bels statistic grin widened thinking about the peasants reaction to his words. No doubt they'll be worried for their lives.

Bel was right. Karissa was shaking in fear. Although she tried to hide it the best she could. She knew these men could kill her and she knew they would. She didn't want to die!

Malcom was furious. He didn't come here to be called useless, he came to become the cloud guardian, and tomorrow in training he was determined to show just how much he belonged in the Varia. He would definitely not let himself be killed.

"So!" The hooded guy clapped their hands together, getting everyone's attention. "Just what exactly are the sleeping arrangements, if you don't mind? I'm getting tired and would like to take a shower before going to bed." He declared with a smile.

Everyone just stared at him for a moment, as if this mysterious person didn't know they were in a house full of assassins and Squalo's horrific actions of trying to kill the pink haired girl didn't occur. It seemed he had no idea of what Lussuria just said. The Varia basically just said they were going to kill them tomorrow and this person acts as if they didn't care.

"Right." Squalo said in a bit of shock. "Fran, Lussuria, and I have volunteered to share our rooms. So be grateful you little brats! We will be picking who rooms with whom now!"

"Mau mau~ I'll share wi-"

"I call dibs on the blue and black haired dude." Fran cut Lussuria off.

"Fran! That's not fair! I wanted him!" Lussuria wined.

"Oh well. I'm tired so let's go." Fran said as he practically ran out the door with a very confused and disgusted Malcom.

"Fine… Then I'll room with hooded-chan." Lussuria said.

"VOI! Wait!" Squalo butted in. "That means I'll room with that loud mouth!" The rain guardian yelled as he pointed his sword at the pale Karissa. "I should room with the short twerp!"

"HIE! Why?!" the sun guardian wined once again.

"Because if I room with her she will be dead by morning! And that's a promise!" Squalo argued.

Lussuria sighed. "Fine."

Squalo grind. "VOI! Let's go Trash!" He screamed at the hoodie wearing guy. With a small shriek of the figure he grabbed his surprisingly small wrist and pulled them out the door.

Lussuria sighed once again. "And I was so excited to see what was hiding under that hood." He mumbled to himself. He turned to the pinket. She was still frozen from fear. "Come on girly~ let's get you settled in." He said a little depressed. Lussuria only liked cute girls, not this sluty kind.

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"Uh, Squalo-sama, C-can you please let go of my wrist? I think it might break off."

Squalo quickly dropped the wrist. It was so small compared to his he forgot he was holding it.

"Thank you." The mouth revealed by the hoodie said. Now looking, everything about this person was smaller than him. They were at least a head shorter then him, thats barley Fran's size.

Turning away he continued his way down the hall. He heard the light footsteps fallow behind him. Soon enough he stopped at the second to last door in the big hall way.

"Here. This is my room." He said as he opened the door and walked in. The guy hesitated before stepping in. The room was big and fancy, but at the same time it was kind of plain. Squalo's room was shades of grey. Dark gray bed covers and pillows, dark grey curtains, dark gray marble floor, Light gray walls, light grey wooden desk and a light gray couch. At the side of the couch the figure saw his bags. He walked over and started to pull a few night clothes from the bags.

"Voi! What are you doing!?" Squalo asked in his usual loud voice.

"I told you. I want to take a shower. Remember." The figure said as he gathered the clothes in his hands. "Squalo-sama, is there a bathroom I can use?"

"Tch, down the hall and to the right." He instructed.

"Thank you, Squalo-sama." The hooded person said before walking back out the door.

This brat! Squalo thought to himself. He hated the fact that he had to share his room. It should have been Bel stuck with this twerp, not him! But in all honesty he would gladly keep this quiet twerp then room with that loud mouth slut. Something is just wrong with her. Why did the ninth send her of all people! She obviously has no skill or back bone. Not that the other two have that either.

All this thinking and ranting in his head gave Squalo a headache. He decided he would take a nice cold shower to calm him down before he goes and kills that slut. Grabbing a towel and a pair of night clothes he made his way to the bathrooms.

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"Peace and quiet at last."

A hand took hold of the shower facet and cranked it all the way on hot as it would go. The bathroom started to quickly fill with steam.

The figure pulled off the hoodie and exposed the body and face underneath to the steam. Dark brown messy curls fell out and spread down a slender back and shoulders. As the hood lifted over the figures head it revealed honey brown eyes. After the hoodie came off, next was the white tank-top. Next the jeans, pulled off to reveal short yet long slender legs. And finally the white lacy underwear and a matching bra. Once all articles of clothing were removed the figure jumped in to the shower and let the hot water rinse her body clean of any dirt or sweat.

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Squalo was walking down the hall to the showers when he saw a blond brat also heading there with a towel. Bel smiled at his commander.

"Shishishi, Are you taking a shower after me? You better clean the shower drain of your hair after or you might just drown someone." Bel teased.

"Tch! VOI! I'm taking a shower first Trash!" Squalo yelled.

"Not if I get there first!" Bel said before he made a break to the bathroom door.

"VOI! TRASH! GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID BRAT!" Squalo yelled as he began to run after Bel.

The two raced each other down the hall toward the bathroom, all the while cursing at one another. As they ran they didn't see Lussuria and Fran in front of them, also heading to the bathroom with towels. Both storm and rain guardians ran into the sun and mist guardian. All four crashed into the bathroom door and it opened with a loud bang. Steam from the bathroom rushed out into the hallway.

"Ky-"

All four, Bel, Squalo, Fran, and Lussuria looked to the noise. There stood a drenched girl clutching a towel to her chest.

"KKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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MewBean: And there we go! The figure is revealed! And the Varia members that saw her will probably be dead next chapter! Did anyone see this coming, was it obvious or what. This is my first time writing anything like this and first KHR fic too. Anyway, you know what to do COMMENT! FAV! FALLOW! And I demand at least three comments before I update! =P