Okay everyone this is my seventh chapter in my story and I am really happy that I have stuck to this and that so many people are reading it. I wish it would get more reviews but I guess those will come as my story gets longer. I am also working on a new oneshot and a new story that I wish to post but it would just distract me from this one. The oneshot should be out awhile after this chapter.

I also hope you like the surprise that's in this chapter. Also I hope that I am making the situation between Naruto and the girls as realistic as possible, I don't know much about the female mind but I hope that I am portraying the girls in a realistic manner considering the odd situation. Review or comment because I appreciate any constructive criticism about how to make my story better.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or and of Kishimoto's character except the one's I have created, if I did Jiraiya wouldn't have died I mean come one Jiraiya was awesome.

"Speech"

'Thought'

"Demonic Voice"

'Bijuu thoughts'

Justu

(A/N: Author Note)

Flashback

Alright I am reposting this chapter to inform everyone that there is a poll to vote whether or not Gaara should be in the harem, check out my profile for the poll.

Chapter 7: Ridiculous Situations Pt. 1

"I nominate Squad 7; Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura."

"I nominate Squad 8; Aburame Shino, Inuzuka Kiba, and Hyuuga Hinata."

"I nominate Squad 10; Nara Shikamaru, Yamanaka Ino, and Akimichi Chouji."

The room was quiet as the heard the words of the three jonin placing their teams, rookies no less, into a dangerous exam.

"Well this is unexpected having the rookie teams in the exam this has not happened for a long time," Sarutobi said. "Is anyone else nominating their team this year."

"Hokage-sama, I must speak up, those rookie teams are not ready for these exams," Sarutobi turned to Iruka giving him his attention, "I have trained these genin and none of them are ready for these exams."

Kakashi snapped his book shut, "With all due respect Iruka, I have been training them, and I believe they are ready this exam."

"Just because you believe it to be does not make it so," Iruka snapped back, "These kids were my students I know them, and I know they are not ready for this."

"Your right," Kakashi said, surprising the people, "These kids were your students, but when they became genin, they became adults and my soldiers, deal with it."

The argument would've continued but the Hokage cut in, "Kakashi, Iruka enough. Kakashi has control over his team and has nominated him, what is done is done."

Iruka not happy with the decision, sat down and crossed his arms in obvious disapproval of Kakashi's choice. He would however not be foolish enough to argue with his Hokage. Kakashi seemed to be satisfied that the Hokage agreed with him, as he believed that his students were ready. The Hokage had been against the loss of life if it could be prevented, if there was any doubt that these genin weren't ready he would have pulled them out, so Iruka kept his mouth shut.

"Now is there anyone else who wishes to nominate their teams."

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Naruto sat inside Ichiraku wondering what he did to get into these kinds of situations. Wanting to have some peace he slipped out of his apartment and headed to his favorite restaurant

He was enjoying his breakfast of ramen when Sakura showed up then Haku and Tomoko. Inside the little restaurant Tomoko, Haku, and Sakura staring at each other not liking that the other was there. Huffing he turned to the girls from his seat, "Hey, are you girls just going to stay there or are you going to join me."

The girls sat down at the counter and ordered themselves some ramen. Teiuchi was glad that he was getting more business and set right to making the ramen. Ayame was smiling slyly at Naruto, already enjoying how embarrassed he would be after she got through with him, "So Naruto-chan who are these girls."

'Shit' Naruto fixed her with a look of complete annoyance, "This is Haku, Sakura, and Tomoko," he looked around for someone else, "Hey Tomoko where is Mei-chan?"

"She wanted to explore the village," Tomoko responded making Naruto shake his head, smiling as he thought about his little sister, "That girl never can stay in one place."

"Naruto-chan are any of these girls your girlfriend," Ayame asked grinning like a cat. Sakura looked at Naruto expectantly wanting to know, the other two weren't as curious because they knew what his answer would be. "No they aren't, just really good friends," Naruto said not really bothered by the question. Sakura was ecstatic to hear that he wasn't with anyone.

"Oh really that's too bad, I thought that you and Sakura-san here, would make a cute couple," Now that comment could cause some problems, what the fuck was he supposed to say. Of course Sakura was excited while Tomoko and Haku were very upset.

"Do you really think so Ayame-san?" the girl asked excitedly

"Of course Sakura-san, you can knock some sense into his skull and he seems to be able to keep your temper in check," Ayame said giggling at their reactions. Naruto and Sakura blushed though Naruto looked annoyed that she would make that comment. "In fact Naruto-chan why don't you take Sakura-san on a date?"

"I don't think that would be a good idea," Naruto said glaring at Ayame.

"Why is that Naruto-kun, don't you think I'm pretty enough," Sakura said getting his attention.

"No of course not you're very beautiful Sakura-chan," Naruto said as he felt two pairs of eyes boring into his skull. Naruto cursed himself for his honest ways, but he couldn't deny that Sakura was beautiful. In the last month she had changed her appearance; her hair was now cut short to her shoulders. She had thrown away her usual attire and had donned a crimson sleeveless short yakuta, with her clan symbol on the back showing that she wore a metal mesh shirt that covered her neck and arms, she also wore black gloves. She wore spandex shorts, her kunai holster wrapped around right thigh, also wearing black kunoichi sandals that went up to her shin. All in all she looked pretty good in her new clothes, and like a real kunoichi.

He could still feel the girls' looks on his back, and sighed. He had just made things much more complicated for himself, judging from the way she was acting around him he could guess that she liked him as well. Of course the next words out of her mouth just clinched that thought.

"So Naruto-kun would you like to go out?"

He could literally feel the stares on the back of head intensify. This was getting ridiculous how on earth this crap keeping happening to him. Not that he minded that these girls like he just wished it could be easier, like in those books written by the perverted Sannin Jiraiya. God the characters made all that crazy relationship stuff look easy. Of course he wasn't taking any romantic advice from that book; that would get him murdered. 'Damn it Naruto focus!' He had to handle what was going on right now, worry about this weird ass situation later.

"Um, Sakura-chan we should probably talk about this, privately," He got up and took her hand paying for the meals as well as Haku's and Tomoko's, who followed him as well, "Thanks a lot Ayame-nee."

"You're welcome Naru-chan," the waitress said waving at him, that smile never leaving her face.

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Naruto stopped in an alley then turned to the girls. "Alright, I'm trying to handle this as best as I can. Sakura you like me don't you?"

The girl blushed and nodded her head deciding that she needn't beat around the bush. "Haku and Tomoko like me as well."

Sakura looked to both girls who nodded their heads in conformation. Naruto looked at the three girls who looked at him in anticipation

"Sooooo… I have no idea what to do, this situation is way over my head," he said lamely.

"It's obvious what you have to do Naruto-kun," Haku said to the boy, "You have to choose one of us."

"What?"

"I agree with Frosty here Naruto-kun you have to choose one of us," Tomoko said. While she was a bit upset that it had to come to this, she was sure that he would choose her.

"I am not doing that, listen I like each of you for my own reasons, no idea why I feel this way, it probably wrong that I do, but I don't give a fuck," Naruto looked at each of the girls one by one. "I don't want to lose any of you, your important to me so; I'm not going to be with any of you."

"Naruto-"

"That's the end of this discussion I'd rather be friends with all of you that lose any of you," the girls were going to voice their opinions but Naruto cut them off, "I'll see you later." The girls wondered where he would go as he leapt over the side of the building.

"You two," Tomoko turned to the other girls, "You two couldn't have just stayed away from us."

"Us?" Haku asked incredulously, "If you didn't just hear there is no us, no you and him, no him and her, no me and him."

"Yes and it's because of you two!" She point at the girls, "We were just fine before you came along!"

"There is no we, their never was a we, get it through your head Naruto doesn't want to be with you!" Haku said jabbing her finger into Tomoko's chest.

"Would you two stop already," Sakura said being the voice of reasoning, "Naruto didn't choose between any of us because he cares about us a lot, he wouldn't want us to fight."

"Oh shut it Sakura," Haku turned to her, "You didn't even like Naruto until the Uchiha showed no interest in you what so ever." She was now glad that Naruto told her a bit about his life and his friends before she joined the village

"What? Naruto isn't some second place medal to me; I realized what a great guy he is, got it Frosty," Haku glared at the girl. Tomoko decided to step in before it went any further, "Alright that enough, Pinky's got a point, Naruto wouldn't want us fighting."

Crossing her arms, leaning against the wall, she spoke up, "Naruto is confused right now, he doesn't know how to handle this situation, fighting amongst ourselves won't help him."

"How can we help him?" Haku asked her.

"Well short of giving up on him, or letting one of us have him," both girls shook their heads, "Thought so…all we can do is try to make it easy for him."

"I guess you right," Sakura admitted, "Don't think I'll make it easy on you girls."

"You keep saying that Haruno-san, but I'll be the one Naruto-kun has his arm around," Haku flipped her hair and smirked at her rivals.

"We'll see Haku-san we'll see…" Tomoko walked past the girls and off into the crowds.

"Hmph, I'll see you around Haku-san," Sakura took her leave as well heading off to see her best friend.

Haku looked up to the sky and smiled to her self, "I knew life would be exciting if I followed you, Naruto-kun."

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Naruto headed to the nearest peaceful place he could find, which was the Memorial Grounds. He stopped in front of the giant black stone that held the names of the names of deceased warriors. He always wondered if his parents name were on this stone but he never found an Uzumaki on the stone.

"Well I have three cute girls after me and they're all the possessive type. I hoped at least Haku would be calm about things," he sighed to himself. He really didn't need this bullshit right now, first no girl wanted him, and now three did. He would've been just god damned fine with one.

"Shit, I really need some advice," Naruto thought about people he could ask, it's like it was a common situation.

"Oh just grab them and fuck all three of those vixens," Kyuubi shouted to his jailer.

"I would love to, but I enjoy having my testicles attached to my body," Naruto said thinking of the worse case scenario.

"Talking to your self Naruto," He turned and saw Kakashi land behind him, "I would hate to have you institutionalized."

"Hehehe, No I just talk out loud it helps me think," He hoped his teacher would just drop it.

"Well why were you talking out loud to yourself?" Kakashi asked wondering what was wrong with his favorite student. Naruto looked to his sensei wondering if he could offer some help.

"I've got girl issues Kakashi-sensei, could you help me out?" Kakashi looked at his student noting that he was anxious for once. Deciding that this was serious judging from how nervous his usually calm student was acting, he shut his book. "Sure Naruto why don't you tell me what's wrong."

Naruto explained the situation to him, about how he found out that the three girls liked him and how he had feeling for him. That he couldn't pick one because he didn't want to hurt the others, probably stemming from his lonely childhood and not wanting to lose anyone, as well as his lack of knowledge on girls because of his status, then how he realized that his status might affect them negatively.

Then he went on to say how he was very thrilled to have three girls after him since being lonely was terrible. Kakashi silenced him before he opened his mouth, "Naruto, lets just stick to the girl troubles and I think you should see a therapist for your whole loneliness issues," Kakashi said, this kid had something he needed to hammer out with someone but not him, he had his own shit to deal with.

"As to your girl troubles, I think you should just try going out with them and seeing which one you like," Kakashi told him seeing the boy nod. Naruto frowned and opened his mouth, "What if I like all three of them even after the dates?"

"Well, you could try to be with all three of them, or just chose one and be happy with her," Kakashi said he sighed knowing he had to say the next thing to the boy, "Naruto we don't always get what we want especially ninja, but if you can be happy then you should try to make it happen. Our live are much to short to worry about all the 'what if's' being with the girls will be difficult but you should give it a shot. I have a lot of 'what ifs' that I never explored and I regret them, don't make the same mistake."

Naruto was surprised at the sagely advice his teacher had given him, but then smiled. "Your right Kakashi-sensei I was just nervous, I've never had attention like this put on me, ya know," Naruto scratched the back of his head.

Kakashi smiled at his student, "Glad I could be of help, meet up at the training grounds in thirty minutes I've got an announcement for the team." He turned to leave but then turned back around to Naruto, "Oh by the way take this, your fifteen now and that was about the age I needed them," Kakashi eye smiled before teleporting out of there.

Naruto looked the object in his hand wondering if he should go pummel Kakashi or thank him. When Naruto said he had no experience dealing with girls he meant that in an emotional way, he had encounters with women before some were kunoichi who he paid to teach him about the female body, others were women who he practiced on. Hell he wasn't even a virgin anymore!

But flirting and fucking some random woman was a lot different that being in a real relationship with feelings. Looking back now he realized why Tomoko was so angry with him, when he flirted with girls. 'Great…I've got the emotional density of a rock.' He shivered remembering the time Tomoko caught him bed with a girl. The poor girl would think twice from then about going out with a man.

Coming back to the real world Naruto looked at what Kakashi gave him and put it in his weapon pouch. He leapt into the tree and an odd thought came to his head, 'I might have some use for these condoms…'

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(Next Day)

Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke stood in front of their Academy ready to take the Chunin Exams. Ás they walked through the door the tree of them couldn't help but feel nostalgic. They headed up to the designated waiting room to meet the competition.

They headed up the stairs to the third floor and saw genin in front of a door being block by two older looking genin.

"You know punks like you shouldn't even try to take this exam," the one with bandages over his nose said. One genin clad in green step up to them only to get knocked down by the other one. "How pathetic, you die if you enter this exam, punk."

A girl in a pink Chinese style shirt, blue pants and with her hair in buns walked up to the door. "Hey let us through you can't keep us out."

"Weakling like you shouldn't even bother with the exam," Bandage Face said to the girl. It was at this point that Sasuke stepped in. "Why don't you losers put down the genjutsu you have and get out of my way."

Sakura slapped her face, she couldn't believe that she had a crush on that moron; she went over and hit him over the head. "Idiot now we have more competition," she whispered to him.

He shook her off of him and pushed his way through the crowd to the stair way followed by his teammates. They walked to exam room but as they passed on the walkway of one of the indoor dojo that academy students used.

"Halt!" they turned around and saw the green clad boy from before. They saw he was actually wearing a green spandex body suit, orange legwarmers, blue sandals, and bandages wrapped around his hands. They also noticed his odd bowl cut and his huge eyebrows.

"What is it Bushy Brow?" Naruto asked getting a laugh from Sakura and a smirk from Sasuke.

"I wish to test myself against the prodigy, Uchiha Sasuke!" the genin exclaimed enthusiastically.

"You know who I am and you still want to challenge me, what a fool," Sasuke smugly stated. Naruto snorted at how his teammate was trying to act cool, while Sakura just kept staring at the genin.

'His eyebrows are so huge, like their alive, oh my god what if they are?!' While she is thinking of Lee's eyebrow lets get back to the action.

"I am no fool! I am Rock Lee the Handsome Devil of the Leaf village and I am here to prove that hard work beats genius!" then he turned to Sakura and blushed which made the girl nervous, "Sakura-san will you go out with me!"

The girl just shivered before smiling politely, "Sorry Lee-san I will have to decline."

Lee looked a little bummed out but he smiled then jumped down to the dojo floor and took a fighting stance. "Will you come and face me Uchiha?"

"Hn, I'll handle this in no time," the genin leaped down and took his own stance. Both of them looked at each other before an invisible signal passed between them and rushed at each other.

They both traded blows blocking and countering one another. Lee used a burst of speed to duck under Sasuke's fist and deliver a strong left jab to his stomach. Not letting up Lee took advantage of his pause and punched him in the ribs, planted his hands on the ground, sweeping Sasuke then spinning on his hand to deliver a kick to his stomach sending the Uchiha skidding.

Sasuke got back up and looked up to reveal his Sharingan then charged at Lee. Lee avoided the combination of punches and kicks, easily before attacking with a snap kick to the chest, and a strong right hook to the face. Sasuke was knocked down to the ground, before getting up again.

"How disappointing Uchiha, I though you would be stronger," Lee stood straight and started to walk away.

"Where are you going!?" Sasuke shouted.

"I am leaving; I have nothing to gain from defeating a weaker opponent."

Sasuke growled and rushed at Lee again as he was about to reach him Lee turned and delivered a rising kick to his chin. Lee undid his bandages and leapt after Sasuke. Lee appeared behind Sasuke in mid-air, "Kage Buyo." He wrapped his arms around Sasuke.

Before he could however he was kicked in the chest by Naruto. Lee flew towards the ground landing in a crouched position and watched as Naruto caught Sasuke before he slammed into the ground.

Placing his teammate on the ground Naruto turned to Lee, "You know it isn't nice to use lethal moves on a comrade." Lee's eyes widened before he could say anything he was hit by a tortoise shell.

"Lee how dare you use that move," The red turtle was wearing a bandana around its neck and was quite large.

Lee bowed low, "Kame-san I am sorry, forgive me."

"Enough! Prepare to face punishment!" Kame said sternly then looked up, "Presenting Gai-sensei!"

As soon as he said that a man in the exact same clothing as Lee except with a jonin vest, bigger eyebrows(if that's even possible), the same bowl cut, in an odd pose.

"Is everyone feeling youthful?!"

"Man, the nut jobs just keep coming," Naruto said really was his whole week to be this ridiculous.

"Do not speak of Gai-sensei in such a way!" Lee shook his fist at Naruto.

"Lee, that's enough," Gai said.

"Yes sensei!"

"Now it is time to face you punishment," Gai sad solemnly. Then he punched Lee in the face while shouting, "LEE YOU FOOL!"

"Holy shit!" Naruto exclaimed. His team members were in the same boat as him.

Gai then went and help Lee to his knees who had tears in his eyes.

"Lee"

"Gai-sensei"

The two then embraced each other in a hug creating a genjutsu of a sunset on the beach. Sasuke and Sakura both shiver as they looked at the two green weirdoes.

"Aww that's kinda sweet," both his teammates looked him like he was insane, "What they're like father and son, it's nice."

His teammates just shook their heads as Gai and Lee separated and turned to squad 7. "So you are the students of my hip rival Kakashi."

"Your Kakashi-sensei's rival?" Sakura asked.

"Yes we are eternal rivals, constantly challenging on another to grueling task, the score is 41 to 40, making me stronger than Kakashi," team 7's eyes widened.

"There is no way you're that strong," Sasuke said not believing this fool could be that strong.

At that instant Naruto turned around fist cocked. Both his teammates looked at him oddly wondering why he did that. Then they turned and saw Gai behind and turned back to the spot he was standing before. 'I didn't even sense him move.' Sasuke thought.

"Yosh your flames of youth burn brightly," Gai said flashing his smile at Naruto.

Naruto quirked an eyebrow before smirking at Gai, "Thanks."

"Lee we must get your flames to burn as brightly as Kakashi's student!"

"Of Gai-sensei!"

"You will run around Konoha 100 times before noon, and if you cannot you shall climb the Hokage Monument with a boulder on you back!" Gai shouted pointing at Lee.

"Yes Gai-sensei!"

Before he was going to take off however he was stopped by Sakura, "Excuse me Lee-san, Gai-sensei the exam is about to start, maybe you should handle this later."

Gai blinked then smiled, "Your right Haruno-san! Lee head to the exam room." Lee saluted and sped off to his destination.

"Come on we should be going to," Sakura said heading off to the exam room Naruto and Sasuke following her.

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They entered the room and all eyes turned to them sizing them up. Naruto just smiled at them as he spotted some familiar faces in the crowd. He spotted Lee and his two teammates the bun haired girl and some Hyuuga who looked like he had a stick up his ass.

He also spotted the Sand team from the other day. There was a girl with her blond hair in four ponytails wearing a lavender dress that went to mid-thigh, her head band around her neck, wearing a mesh body suit under her dress, and a large iron fan on her back.

The boy next to her was wearing a full body black suit with circle symbol on the chest; his headband was on what could only be described as a cat cap. He was also wearing what appeared to be paint on his face, and had a bandaged package on his back.

The last person Naruto smiled at receiving a glare. Messy shoulder-length red hair, black rings around the teal eyes, a black shirt, black shorts, a giant gourd strapped on their back, and the kanji for love on her forehead. The female container of the Ichibi no Shukaku was quite a sight to behold.

(A/N:Bet you didn't see that coming)

"Well, well looks like everyone is here," Naruto turned to see Kiba, along with Shino and Hinata. Next to them were Shikamaru and Chouji their teammate Ino had her arm wrapped around Sasuke.

"Well if it isn't the mutt?" Naruto said as Kiba glared at hum for the nickname. "Keep talkin' Uzumaki, you won't be so smug when I leave in the dust," Kiba said smirking at his rival.

"Jeez, you guys are so troublesome," Shikamaru said yawing as he observed the room, not really liking the fact that he had to be here. 'I could just quit but if my mother found out it would be such a drag.'

Naruto turned to the other members of squad 8, "Hey Shino, Hinata how have you been." Naruto sweat dropped as he received a nod and Hinata blushed and hid behind Shino. 'Not really an answer but it'll do…I guess.'

Behind him Sakura and Ino were talking privately. "So Sakura what's it like being on a team with two hot guys like Sasuke and Naruto?" Ino asked as she looked back at Naruto. Who knew the fifteen year old was muscular under that cloak he used to wear. "Naruto looks a lot better with out that green cloak on."

"Yes he sure does," Sakura said blushing and Ino looked shocked that her friend admitted that. "No way Sakura do you have feelings for Naruto," Ino said while realizing that she would have no competition for Sasuke.

"Yes I really like him," Sakura told her friend looking at Naruto as he got a laugh from Kiba, Shikamaru, and Chouji from a joke. "You can have Sasuke I should tell you he is kind of an ass." Ino frowned and wondered if this was some sort of trick by Sakura.

"And no Ino I'm not tricking you Sasuke really is an ass," Sakura giggled as she remembered the time Naruto placed an Anchor Seal on Sasuke and covered him in feathers, stuck a bill on him, tied him to a pole, and swung him around the poll like a tether ball.

"That's great just means I have a sure shot at him," Ino said pumping her fist, while Sakura gave her friend a weak smile wishing her luck but knowing it was useless.

Naruto smiled hearing the conversation that Sakura and Ino were having. He turned back t listen to Kiba retelling one of his missions in the Land of Iron. "You know you shouldn't act so casually, the competition is antsy and I think you're annoying them," a white haired teen said to them. The group looked around and true to his words the rest of the competition was looking ready to murder them. Naruto just looked them and smirked challenging them to do something.

"Who the hell are you!" Kiba said growling not liking the vibe he got from this guy.

"I am Kabuto Yakushi and I'm a bit of a veteran at these exams," he said, "I've taken them seven times, and I have collected a bit of information." He pulled out a deck of cards making some of the genin wonder what they contained.

"You've got information, tell me about Gaara of the Sand, and Rock Lee," Sasuke demanded and Kabuto complied by pulling two cards out of his deck. He pumped chakra into them and image of the requested people popped out. As the Kabuto told them about the two ninja Ino asked about the three genin with musical notes on their head bands. Kabut informed them that they were from Otogakure a new village that was relatively weak.

Naruto looked to his left and saw three blurs rushed at their group. Deciding to intimidate the competition Naruto moved to intercept them. Naruto pulled out his kanobō and slammed it into all three of their guts. The three locked shocked as the wind was knocked out of them and they were hefted into the air. The other examinees looked on in shock as Naruto held up all three with ease.

"You know its not nice to attack someone," the way he smiled so casually unnerved some of the weaker contestants. He threw them back and they landed on their feet, ready to attack until a burst of smoke distracted them.

"You four in the back no fighting or your asses are out of here!" the big man in the black trench coat shouted. All four of them calmed downed and lowered their weapons. "Now get ready for the first exam," the man barked out.

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(45 min. later)

"Times up!" the man now known as Ibiki announced, "Its time to take the final question. I will inform you that if you answer this question wrong you will never be able to become a Chunin," the man said with finality. He smiled in his head observing how the genin were starting to crack. It wasn't long before the first one raised their hand and the rest followed like dominoes.

Naruto looked at his teammate and smirked seeing them keep their cool. He turned and looked around at squads 8, and 10 and noticed that Hinata, sitting next to him, was starting to crack. Naruto knew the poor girl had some problems and smiled as he saw the small flickering fire in her eyes. Deciding to help that fire burn brighter Naruto stood up and said the first thing that came to his mind.

"Just give us the damn question already!" Naruto shouted.

Ibiki smirked, "In a rush to fail kid."

"It doesn't matter if I fail, I'll just become the strongest goddamned genin in the Elemental Nations," Naruto stated slamming his hands down on the table. Ibiki just scoffed and observed the rest of the room noticing that the resolve of all the genin strengthened.

'This kid is something else.'

"Alright here is the tenth question," Ibiki said ominously, all the genin looked ready to answer the quest. "You…" the genin all leaned forward, "PASS!"

'I always enjoy this part.'

"…"

'Here it comes 3…2…1."

"WHAT!"

'There it is!"

"I said you all pass, there is no tenth question or rather the question was to see if you would try to answer a question you had no idea about," Ibiki said looking over the crowd.

"But why have a question like that?" Kiba asked.

"The first part of the exam was to test you information gathering skills, in the world of shinobi knowledge is power, if you don't know what your up against there's a good chance you will be killed," Ibiki said then took off his bandana, "Now their may be a time when you must complete a mission and capture the high value object, you don't know who is guarding it how many men they are or even where it is. Do you abandon the mission to fight another day?"

All the genin looked at each other but only one answered, "No." Ibiki looked at Naruto and smirked.

"Correct, you are ninja abandoning the mission is not an option, every mission you take are for the protection of you village and you can't let fear control your decision," Ibiki placed his bandana back on.

Suddenly a black ball broke through the window and a banner hung up with a purpled haired woman. "The sexy and single Anko Mitorashi, is here!"

'Anko you idiot,' Ibiki thought, "Anko you early again."

The woman smiled sheepishly and scratched her head and looked around the room, "Wow Ibiki this many teams are still left you must be getting soft."

"Heh, We just happen to have a really talented bunch this year," Ibiki said looking at the most interesting genin in the room.

"Really, well by the time I'm through with the kiddies the number will be cut in half," the woman said with a sinister smirk, "I am the proctor of the second exam, now follow me to the next testing area you maggots," with that the woman starting walking out the room. The genin all got up and followed the odd woman out of the academy to a giant forest surrounded by a chain link fence.

"This is where the next test will take place the Forest of Death," Anko said pulling out two scrolls, "Your objective will be to obtain both of these scrolls, one heaven and one earth. Each team will receive one of these scrolls, and you will have five days to complete this object."

"That's it?!" Naruto said, "Five days is some creepy ass forest looking for scrolls this will be easy."

In blur Naruto's hand reached up and snatched a kunai from the air, then he turned around, "You know it's not nice to throw sharp objects at people someone could get hurt." Naruto said to Anko who stood behind him.

"Well, gaki looks like you might actually have some skills," Anko said before taking her kunai back and slicing his cheek in one quick motion, "But don't let it get to your head or someone my maim that pretty face of yours."

She moved back to her position in front of the group, "Now each of you take one of these waivers, when you whole team has signed them go to the shack over there and recive your scroll," Anko said pointing to a small shack that had a tarp covering it to prevent people from looking inside.

"Waivers?" one of the genin asked.

"Yeah the just state the Konoha is not responsible for any crippling injuries, or death anyone of you may suffer while taking the test," Anko explained.

All the groups grabbed a waiver to decide whether or not to sign it. After all the genin turned in their waiver and collected their scrolls they stood in front of Anko. "You will all report to your designated gates and when the signal is given the test starts," Anko said looking over the genin, "A bit of advice for you brats, try not to die!"

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Man that chapter took awhile, sorry if it took me awhile to post this chapter. Now this is just the first part because if I had written it to its full length it would have taken a long time to finish.

Now I want to know what you all think of Gaara being female and the whole situation with Naruto and Sakura, Haku, and Tomoko. I am saying this Gaara will be in the harem and I just decided this because it hit me on impulse. The chunin exams arc will probably split into two or three chapters including this one. Alright please read and review, comment it would be much appreciated.

Sorry I know there wasn't much action but the next chapter will have plenty of fighting.

Next Chapter: Ridiculous Situations Pt. 2