Here's another chapter. Wanna know where Barney was?

Hope you like it ;)

All of them seemed to be quite shocked. Barney just smiled at them and looked over to Ted, "Bro, can you let me sit beside my wife?" Ted didn't answer at first, he just gaped and stared at Barney with big eyes until he managed to say a few words.

"But…but…how…I thought you were dead, but…but you're here. How?"

Barney smiled "Ted, first of all a bro must never leave without saying anything. Did I say something?"

"No, but you died. I saw your body when they buried you."

"Ha, I was scared it wouldn't work, but it did." Barney said out load. Load enough for the whole bar to hear.

"What did work?" Lily asked confused.

Barney didn't answer. He jumped up on the table and looked at all the people in the bar while yelling. "I AM BACK AND I WAS NEVER DEAD. I AM TOO AWESOME TO BE KILLED."

Robin realized she never knew how he died and she had no idea where he'd been all these years. He hadn't told her anything.

"WHEN I AM OVER HUNDRED I MIGHT DIE BECAUSE I'M TOO AWESOME FOR THE WORLD TO HANDLE…I WILL BE REMEMBE…EH"

Robin grabbed his hand and dragged him down from the table.

"Enough of that. We all know how awesome you are. You don't have to say it all the time. Especially not like this."

Barney pulled her closer to him and kissed her deeply. She knew they were standing in front of the others, but it felt so good she couldn't help but kiss him back.

"Barney, where were you all these years?" She heard Ted ask.

It took some time before Barney broke the kiss and turned to Ted.

"Really, Ted. Do you really want to know?"

"YES," Lily answered excited.

"Are your name Ted?" Barney asked.

"No, but…"

"OK, I'll tell you"

It was dark all around him. It was impossible to see where he walked. He tried to follow the two men who caught him, but his body was hurt. He couldn't move a foot without screaming of pain.

"AAAH"

Something just bit his foot. He was sure of it. The two men came closer and they pointed their arrows at him again.

"Just kill me now," he said. He was tired of all the pain and it would probably be better to die than walk a hundred miles in the rain forest.

One of them threw his arrow on the ground and took his hand on Barney and dragged him so that he fell.

"AAH." Barney had never felt so much pain before. The only thing that could possibly feel worse than this was if Robin ever decided to divorce him.

He could feel the pain spreading around his body. He didn't even know what it was that bit him, but he was sure it was a bite.

"I think I fainted after that." Barney said after telling them a small bit of what he'd been doing the years he'd been away.

"What bit you?" Marshall asked curious.

"A eastern coral snake." Barney said actually sounding happy.

"Omg, those are dangerous you should've been dead." Marshall said.

"Don't you remember what I said before? I can't be killed Marshall. I'm too awesome for that."

Robin rolled her eyes, but Barney ignored it and decided to continue the story.

He opened his eyes. He could hear drumming all around him. He had to be in some kind of tribe, a Latin American tribe in the middle of the jungle. He tried to move, but he couldn't move a muscle. He was as good as dead. They would probably eat him alive. He knew nothing about them. They could be cannibals.

"Help," he tried to scream, but he could barely hear his own voice through all the crazy tribe music.

"You have to relax. We won't eat you." He heard a lady's voice say in English. Is that possible? Can someone talk English in this hidden tribe in the middle of the jungle?

He tried to see the woman he just heard, but he couldn't move his head.

"I know you're scared, but we're taking care of you."

She came closer, so he could see her. She was hot and was definitely someone past Barney would bang if he'd ever had the chance.

Before he was able to tell more Ted interrupted him.

"That's cool Barney, but where exactly were you?"

"Latin America, Ted. Are you even listening?" Barney answered a little annoyed.

"I know you were in Latin America, but which country and why were you there?"

"Have you ever heard of Panama?" Barney said.

"Yes, but why there?"

Barney didn't answer. He grabbed Robin's hand and dragged her with him away from the booth.

"I need some time alone with you before I tell them the rest of my crazy journey."

"But, they want to hear more now," Robin said.

"Well, they have to wait," he said and pulled her into the ladies room.

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