This story turned out to be quite different from how I thought it would be, but I hope it's not too bad.
Sorry if I messed up my English.
They had been waiting forever. Barney had dragged Robin with him into the ladies room and they all knew what they would do in there, but it'd been 20 minutes and they hadn't come back.
"Seriously, I want to hear more of this crazy Barney story. Why can't they come back?" Ted said and looked at Marshall and Lily.
Lily seemed to be just as annoyed as Ted, but Marshall managed to be patient. "He's been gone for 3 years, let them have some fun for at least 5 more minutes."
They waited at least 20 more minutes, but no one came back.
"I don't think they'll be back." Marshall said really annoyed this time.
Lily stormed into the ladies room yelling, "What is taking so long…"
It didn't take long time before she realized she had yelled into an empty room.
What? Where could they be?
30 minutes ago:
"Barney, they want to hear more of your story." Robin said giggling when he kissed her neck tenderly. He pushed her into the wall and pressed her lips against his and their tongues entwined. She could feel a rush of happiness running through her body. She had her hands placed in his soft hair while he touched every single part of her. She broke the kiss and exhaled some air for a couple of milliseconds before her lips attacked his again. Barney had no idea how long they'd just made out, but he didn't want it to stop. It felt so good.
He let out a sigh when his phone started to ring. He reached for it, but he didn't stop kissing her. He couldn't stop kissing her. It was too good. Whoever called him now needed a really good explanation for interrupting them.
He looked at his phone, but it was an anonymous caller. First he didn't want to answer it, but after all he'd been through these last years an anonymous caller could be serious problems.
"Go for Barney."
"Hey, Mr. Stinson?" The guy in the other end asked.
"Yes," Barney answered concerned.
"Adrianna is in New York looking for you."
"Adrianna."
Just the name gave him shivers. Some of the worst things he'd ever been through were with that woman. She was the worst person he knew. All his awesomeness had disappeared with that woman. She had punched it right out of his face. She'd made him feel like a little scared kid and now she was in New York City probably planning a revenge.
"What do I do?"
"Get you and your wife home. We'll be waiting." The man said and hung up.
We'll be waiting? Barney had no idea who the man was, but he knew he didn't want see Adrianna ever again.
"We'll have to go, no questions asked." Barney said and looked at Robin.
"What, why?" Robin asked confused.
Barney just took her hand and dragged her to the nearest window and answered again "No questions asked."
40 minutes later:
"So, you want me to go back to Panama and take Robin with me?"
"I don't want you to, but you have to." The man Robin didn't even know the name of answered.
"No, I'm not going back there. It's hell to me."
Barney panicked. Robin didn't even want to imagine what he'd really been through in Panama.
"I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure New York will be hell as long as Adrianna is here." The man said.
"Wait, who is Adrianna?" Robin looked at both of them really wishing to get an answer.
"And this time, please answer me."
"It's the woman from the tribe that caught me. She's probably the craziest woman I've ever met." Barney answered as honest as he possibly could.
"Oh, really? When you were telling about her she sounded quite beautiful."
"Yes, but that was my first impression of her." Barney said clearly not wanting too many questions about this.
He looked at the man as if he'd known him for years.
"How are we gonna get there?" Barney asked.
The man pointed his fingers at a huge box in the middle of the room.
How did he get the box into their apartment? Everything seemed so strange. How could they even trust this guy?
"Are we going to Panama in that thing?" Robin asked.
"Of course. After everything Barney's done there he can't take a plane. If anyone see's him they'll probably kill you right away."
What? What had Barney done there? She turned to Barney really confused.
"I didn't do anything and by the way. I am not going to Panama in that thing." Barney said and pointed at the box.
"Well, you have too." The man said and before Barney could answer a man came up behind him and hit his head with a bat.
Robin and a small latin girl were holding hands. They both seemed so happy walking around in the streets of New York. The girl had to be around 4 years old and was one of the cutest little girls Barney had ever seen. It seemed like she was on her way to school or maybe on her way home.
The little girl's smile got wider when she saw him. She poked Robin's leg and pointed at his direction and screamed something that scared him to death.
"DAD!"
I hope it wasn't too bad.