This is gonna a be The Best Damn Thin by Avril Lavigne, for the red couple. (Which means BrickXBlossom NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER BrickXBerserk)
Blossom's P.O.V
Alright it's now or never, this has always been on my mind. I look behind me on the platform me and my sisters are standing on. I have a mic, Buttercup has guitar, and Bubbles has drums. Guess it's time to say what's always been on my mind.
Butch and Boomer are in on this too. We wait outside of the cafeteria, waiting for the perfect opportunity to go and confess to Brick about how I feel. "You ready Bloss?" Buttercup asks me, softly and quietly strumming her guitar so the people from the cafeteria can't hear.
Not that they would really notice, it's always so loud. "Ya let's get this over with." I mumble. "That's the sprit" Butch calls out, swinging his arm enthusiastically. I just roll my eyes as Buttercup laughs at him. Ya they're dating, same with Bubbles and Boomer. But I'm unforetunatly not dating Brick, well cause he's dating Berserk.
Then Butch wheels us in to the cafeteria as Boomer holds open the doors. Everyone likes me and my sisters same with the RowdyRuff's. Just not the PowerPunks. Everyone cheers as we're being wheeled in, well all but Berserk. Heck even Brick was cheering. I wonder if he even like's Berserk at all to begin with.
"Just to let you know Brick never has and never will like or love Berserk, it was just because he lost a bet that he's going out with her" Boomer whisper's in my ear. Well that answers that question. I smirk as I watch Berserk give me a death glare. Oh bitch please my sisters and I can beat up her and her sisters without even trying.
"Let me hear you say hey hey hey!" I scream. Then everyone (but Berserk) screams 'hey hey hey'. "Alright, Now let me hear you say hey hey ho" I yell, into the mic. Everyone (but Berserk) screams 'hey hey ho'.
"I hate it when a guy doesn't get the door, even though I told him yesterday and the day before" I sing referring to Dexter, my ex boyfriend. God why did I even date that guy. "I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab, And I have to pull my money out and that looks bad" I sing, again referring to my ex.
"Where are the hopes, where are the dreams, My Cinderella story scene, When do you think they'll finally see" I sing smiling at Buttercup who's rocking out on guitar and Bubbles grooving to her drum beat. They both smile back at me.
"That you're not not not gonna get any better, You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never, Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me, We're not the same" I sing pointing to Berserk, and everyone gives her a glare to let her know they REALLY don't like her. Well me neither, cause she is stealing my man away.
"And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle, You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal, Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen" I sing taking the mic off the stand and walking over to Brick. He smirks, at Berserk's expression.
"Alright, alright, Yeah"I yell into the mic. "I hate it when a guy doesn't understand, Why a certain time of month I don't wanna hold his hand" I sing making an innocent puppy dog look. Making Brick laugh, holding his stomach cause it hurts. But still I'm referring this to Dexter.
"I hate it when they go out, and we stay in, And they come home smelling like their ex girlfriends" I sing holding my nose dramatically, making everyone in the cafeteria laugh. (Except for Berserk). I smirk at this as I watch her face turn red in anger.
"I found my hopes, I found my dreams, My Cinderella story scene, Now everybody's gonna see" I sing walking up to Brick and kissing him on the cheek after I sang. Berserk becomes even redder with anger. Good so my plan is working and I have a little amusement of annoying Berserk.
"That you're not not not gonna get any better, You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never, Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me, We're not the same" I sing, gesturing from Berserk to me.
"And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle, You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal, Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen" I sing getting dangerously close to Brick's face, making him blush. I laugh and back away.
"Give me an A (always give me what I want), Give me a V (be very very good to me), R (are you gonna treat me right), I (I can put up a fight), Give me an L (let me hear you scream loud)" I scream into the mic, everyone around me cheering. Brick laughs even louder then he did before.
"One, two, three, four"I yell. "Where are the hopes, where are the dreams, My Cinderella story scene, When do you think they'll finally see" I sing pulling down the bottom part of my eye lid.
"That you're not not not gonna get any better, You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never, Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me, We're not the same" I sing sneering at Berserk. She just gives me a death glare and I flip her off.
"And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle, You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal, Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen" I sing licking my lips at Brick, giggling afterwards as Brick chuckles.
"Let me hear you say hey hey hey" I say to the crowd, then everyone does as I had asked. "Alright, Now let me hear you say hey hey ho"I yell and they did it. "Hey hey hey, Hey hey hey, Hey hey hey" I scream smiling at everyone. Then I turn my eyes back to Brick.
"I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen" I smirk into the mic. Berserk screams in frustration. "How dare you out show me and make fun of me you bitch" She screams, running at me.
I just move out of the way, making her fall onto the floor. "I'm sorry did you guys hear something, cause I think I hear a whore in a slutty school girl uniform" I question, scowling down at her. She bursts into tears and runs out of the cafeteria. Everyone was silent for a second, then they instantly start cheering me on.
"Guess that means you don't like Berserk either?" I hear Brick ask. "Ya never have never will" I scowl out. He chuckles. "Never knew you could be so mean Bloss, I like it" He smirks. I just roll my eyes. "Dream on bad boy" I pretend to scowl at him.
His expression instantly goes to a sad one. "I'm just kidding you" I scream, pulling him into a kiss. He smiles and sighs in relief. "Am I ever not the best damn thing?" I ask him. "Never" He chuckles.
