I don't own Hetalia

*constructive criticism is deeply appreciated.

Mexico woke up in the morning thinking 'where am I at?' Then the memories came back as she in haled the sweat smell of Tapas or as Spain frequently calls them tortillas. Funny how in Mexico a tortilla is a flat circle made of flour or crushed corn and here in Espana they are omelets with potatoes and all of that good stuff. Mexico jumped out of bed and into the shower; she ran down stares as she pulled up her pants. She then ran into Spain as she entered the kitchen.

"Hola Mexico" Spain laughed "tenes hambre" he said it as he handed her the plate of food and sat down across from her.

"Gracias P- Spain" Mexico said catching herself almost saying Pappy but then decided that not to because they had just began speaking again and she didn't want to get to close to soon. What if Spain tried to recolonize her, yes she had been the one to come and visit him but that didn't mean he wouldn't try. What if that had been his plan have America talk her into coming here and then he could take her back? And he did take her in just a little too easily. Good thing Spain couldn't read her mind.

Spain caught this and smiled but decided not say anything. If they keep working on their relationship maybe someday she would again call him papa without hesitation. So in the meantime he made small talk. "Hoy princessa you have gotten so much bigger since the last time I saw you."

"Espana, I have shrunk since my independence."

"Really, I didn't notice." He had noticed and he knew about all the land Britain's biy had taken from her he should have warned her that he was just like his padre.

"Really I lost the Mexican-American war."

"That's a bad play on words" Spain laughed "Isn't that a subculture in America?"
"Yes there is a high migration and spending rate going both ways since he is the person I sell to the most and by the most from." Mexico said feeling a little more than annoyed. Just because he's the bigger, richer, more powerful country doesn't mean she's dependent on him the 1500's ended she could do for herself.

Spain nodded his head not wanting to say anything that might anger his former colony… Maybe he could ask England.

"So is Tejas still a little trouble maker?"

"He fought me for his independences in 1836 an eventually won."

"Oh. Wow. Um. So how's he doing?"

"Miserable, he got desperate and joined America and now all he does is complain about how he wants to leave. In 1861 only twenty-five years after he left me him and some of the confederacy tried to leave America."

Spain laughs "That is Texas for you, but it could be worse he could be happy without you."

Mexico looked down at her plate and Spain realized what he had just said. The one thing worse for Spain than seeing Mexico being mad was seeing her being sad. "Mexico I didn't mean it" Antonio whispered softly

"I'm sorry" Mexico began to sob and cry she didn't mean to leave him but times were tough and America made it look fun and sound easy.

Spain held on to her "I didn't mean it princessa any of it…"

He said as he wiped away Mexico's tears "really?"

"Yes I love you my angelo"

"Te amo mas Pappy" Mexico smiled up at her daddy

Spain "So if America is the number one country you trade with-"

Mexico cut Spain off mid-sentence. "Don't go there Espana! There is nothing going on between me and America we are just really good friends. I don't care what people say Estados Unidos de Mexico is different from The United States of America!"

"Mexico I was going to suggest that we be second, but I had no idea; I thought you were still The Mexican Empire!"

"I, I… SO that trade thing."

Spain laughed as Mexico blushed "DAD!" and nether of the two noticed that Mexico had said the D word.

This part has U. rumors

Later on that day: Spain calls England

"England" Spain said

"What is it you bloody twit"

"Did you now Mexico and America are married!"

"Don't go starting rumors about my little brother you git!"

"Really Mexico changed her name to Los Estados Unidos de Mexico!"
"She what!" England took a small pause to come up with a good response "Obviously your daughter has some kind of an obsession with my America!"

"My daughter is not obsessed!"

"Oh then maybe she just finally gave up and decided to just give him the rest of the land!"

At that last comment Spain hung up the phone, and England called America because he knew Spain was wrong. He just knew it.

Short, yes but I'm not good at writing anything long

Sooooo… here's England and America's conversation for those of you who would like to read it.

"Sup England" America said as he answered the phone

"Good afternoon Alfred I simply wished to notify you that Spain is spreading rumors that you and his daughter are a couple"

"That's nice England." America said as England heard noise in the background he tried to make out what it could be.

"Texas, Dude, not cool I am trying to talk to England! Ow Texas! Mexico come get our son he's at it again!" then America returned back to the phone. "Sorry England what were we talking about?"

"Bloody hell its true! You married New Spain."

"I don't know who New Spain is but I married Mexico and she drives me crazy! Almost, as crazy as our son Texas does. who by the way she keeps insisting on calling Tejas .You know she calls me five times a day, five! And then she's always here. America what are you doing, why don't you pay attention to me. I regret ever getting married!"

"You have a child together?"

"Yeah it's a long story England. My people moved there and our people tried to make their own country. It created Texas and then they left Mexico I got him and now they still give me hell."

"You made another country your state!"

"Why are you bringing Hawaii into this?"

"I meant Texas."

"Oh he begged me to he couldn't be on his own too little."

"Oh" was all England could say