Hello! I'm back again after 2 weeks (i think haha) Sorry if i didn't update this story sooner, I was suddenly onfined in the hospital for two weeks and i can only touch the laptop for a few minutes *sob sob* and now I think I've rushed this chapter hehe so sorry for the mistakes
Warnings: Typographical/grammatical errors, improper use of words, OOCness, rushed chapter
Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara! or any of the characters that will appear here.
Chapter 1: Decison and History
Going to Ikebukuro sure is very tiring especially when you have an extra weight inside you. Making sure to not bump into the monster is another thing to avoid. Izaya really wish to the gods, if they really exist, for that monster to die.
After a long walk, Izaya finally reached Shinra's place. Knocking on the door, he impatiently tap his foot with his arms crossed in his chest, waiting for the damn doctor to open up. What's taking him so long to open up anyway? He is impatient, he is tired, he feels grumpy.
"Shinra if you don't open your door, I'll jump of off this building right away." He threatened to the doctor which he knows that he won't allow that to happen. Footsteps are heard and the door is opened by the said man with a big grin on his face.
"Orihara-kun you're finally here! Come in come in!" he gave way to a pretty pissed off Izaya and lead him to sit on the couch where Celty is waiting.
"So, whats's your final decision?" Shinra sipped his tea which hemade a little while ago before they discuss the subject matter.
"I'm keeping it." Izaya said as he closed his eyes, contemplating on his decision. "I really don't have a choice, I can't risk losing my life for a little mistake I made.." he opened his eyes and grinned, "Besides, my humans will miss me if their god suddenly disappeared." He chuckled.
"Izaya." Shinra sat down beside Izaya and placed his one hand over Izaya's folded ones. "I'm glad you've made up your mind. " he smiled sincerely. "I promise you, me and Celty will help you throughout the whole process."
"For a few months, I've got to go to a 'vacation' aren't I? It's not like I can meet up with my clients looking like that." Izaya hates to think about quitting his job. How can he raise a kid then if he'll quit his job?
[Izaya, I'll help you do your work.] Celty typed on her PDA, putting a hand over Izaya's shoulder to promise him. [I'll do it for free, if you want.]
"Yeah. We can inform the people that you are having a vacation for a year. That's already much time for you to rest after the long process." Shinra smiled reassuredly. Izaya looked at him and finding the sincerity in Shinra's eyes, he nodded a little.
"Thanks. Tell me that you'll keep this a secret from everyone especially him. I don't want him to ruin my life again." Shinra saw the sad look in his friend's eyes. He feel sorry for him. It's his fault anyway. If only he's not clumsy and careless, all of this should never have happened. They must be going on with their normal lives.
Shinra nodded, reassuring him that this will be kept secret from the public and squeezed Izaya's hand lightly to show him that he is true to his words. "I will. I'll make it up to you."
"I will take my leave then." as Izaya sat up, Shinra hurried to the one of the roomsand returned with a small bottle. "Make sure then to take one of this everyday to ensure both of your health. After a few months, I'll prescribe you more of those supplements." Shinra handed the bottle to him with a smile. Izaya placed it inside his coat's pocket.
"I know you easily get tired now so let Celty drive you to your apartment. I don't want to stress you." Shinra offered him. "That will be fine."
When the duo rode off to Shinjuku that Shinra let out a very deep sigh. He fixed his glasses and made tea to relax his mind full of thoughts. The calming effect of the tea made Shinra remember as to how all of this started.
~Flashback~
"Celty my love, my beautiful dove~! Today's the day that I, Kishitani Shinra, made the greatest development in the world of science~! " The doctor, coming out after long hours of staying in his laboratory, skipped towards his beloved dullahan while holding a small vial with an unknown liquid inside it. If Celty will have her head back, she'll make a puzzled expression.
[What is it Shinra?]
"oh Celty, this, my dear," he pointed to the vial, "is the miracle that will banish the line between men and women! This, my beloved dove, is the success of the four long years we spent to perfect this absolute creation!"
[Shinra, will you get to the point?]
"What I'm saying Celty, is that, " he paused for a bit to put on an idiotic pose matched with sparkles in the background, "this vial holds the new pregnancy drug for men!" Shinra grinned very widely.
Large puff of smoke came out from Celty out of shock. She tried to type, but her shaking prevents her from doing so.
[Shi-Shinra! How did that happen?! For all I know, men aren't supposed to get pregnant?!]
"Ah! it's really a long process so I'll just tell how we created it. Let's talk about it whith a cup of tea, shall we?" Shinra and Celty then proceeded to the living room. Celty settled herself on the sofa, while Shinra went to the kitchen and came back a little after with a cup of tea in his hand.
"You know, this project was started long time ago. Many experiments are conducted but none of them are a success." Shinra paused, sipping his cup of tea, fogging his glasses. He removed his glasses first then continued . "The first scientists, gave up on this project because for them it seems impossible but after some years, a certain scientist gave one last try in the experiment."
[And who is that scientist?]
"Hmmm. It's *Dr. MacKellar who pursued the experiment but the researcher Scholer continued it and somehow, he successfully created the first male egg, out of the male and female mouse DNA."
[If it's from created from a mouse's DNA, then that can't be used to a human?]
"No Celty. The idea basically came from there. If they can do it on mice, then they believed, they can also, in humans. So I, being the nosy scientist I am, decided to give a helping hand on their experiment. So with the process of cloning, obtaining female eggs and then emptying their genetic contents to be replaced with a male DNA, and voila, male eggs were born!" Shinra exclaimed spreading his arms as if saying surprise.
"And you know, these eggs can be fertilized by a male sperm! I guess this will be a great news for gay couples and fujoshis, haha " he laughed, remembering Erika's fantasies about Shizuo and Izaya. "For now, we're still looking for a host who will bear the child if ever it became successful."
"Shinra open up!" oh speaking of the devil.
[I'll go.] Celty opened the door to a wounded Izaya. He has scratches on his face, his left arm's colored violet and swollen. Maybe this time, Shizuo managed to hit something at the usually fast Izaya.
"Shinra, can you patch me up? That brute is unusually fast today and managed to hit me." izaya said through gritted teeth. Oh I knew it.
Shinra lead Izaya to his makeshift operation room, forgetting to wear his glasses. He ordered Izaya to lay down in one of the operating table while he get the first aid kit and the anesthesia.
Inserting the syringe's needle in the vial as white liquid fill the syringe, Shinra injected it in Izaya's bak, in the spinal column which made Izaya feel a headache and dizziness. Not long, he fell asleep as numbness fill him.
Opening his eyes, a wave of pain surged through his left side and a sudden feeling of nausea hit him. His left arm is bandaged and is put in a cast. Just as he is about to stand, Shinra went inside with a smile on his face, Celty behind him.
"How are you feeling?" Shinra asked him as he pull out a clipboard and pencil. "You passed out before the treatment even began and I sort of kinda used more medications than needed. Looks like Shizuo-kun really got you this time."
"i feel better now. But I feel like vomitting." Shinra looked at him skeptically. 'He wouldn't know it, right?'
"A-Ah! That's just a side effect of the anesthesia i gave you! Don't worry!" If Izaya knew better, he noticed Shinra stutter.
"Where are my clothes?" izaya crossed his arms. He can feel something is off. Really off.
Celty handed him his freshly washed clothes and changed into it immediately even though he winced a little due to his wounds then went home.
That night, on the other side of the town at a certain bar, a dread-locked guy was carrying a drunk Shizuo out of the bar/club.
"Seriously, you hated alcohol but you drank in one gulp that bottle of vodka." Tom sighed as dragged a drunk Shizuo to the streets which was pretty weird if any bypasser can see that the monster of Ikebukuro is being dragged by his boss.
"To-Tom-san... I-i'm -hic- not drunk." Shizuo wobbled as he tried to stand, holding a street sign for support. "It ishn't my -hic- fault that I -hic- am just too -hic-ha-happy to finally -hic- catch the fl-flea -hic-" tom sighed.
They continued walking with Shizuo narrating how did he managed to hit the flea with a lamp post, how the flea blah blah blah and so on. Until Shizuo stopped as he saw the informant, with cast in his left arm and bandages in his body, with a pout in his face. Anger suddenly boiled inside him again and glared at the infomant. They glared at each other for a moment.
'Oh what great luck.' Izaya thought to himself as he rolled his eyes and continued walking. 'Ignore him, ignore him. You're in no condition to fight him.' he keep on repeating in his mind.
That is until he was suddenly grabbed in his uninjured arm by the bodyguard and was carried over Shizuo's broad shoulder, going to a particular direction.
'No, no, no. just NO!' Izaya's mind screamed. "Put me down, you brute! Where the hell do you think you're going?!" he repeatedly hit the brute with his uninjured arm in which the former bartender can't really feel much pain.
"Shut up or I'll throw you in the street. I'll punish you again for seeing your face in this hour of the night." Shizuo smirked at him with ... is it lust... he can see in his eyes. Izaya gulped. He can feel that something bad will happen. And he don't want to think about it.
The last thing Izaya remembered was his poor body being thrown on a mattress and a malicious grin and lustful eyes on the blonde's face before he is hit in the head and lose consciousness.
I know this is a rushed chapter, so sorry about that x( . Hopefully, I won't get an attack again so that I can update faster. Reviews are welcome x3
NOTES: The scientist mentioned above are real scientists who conducted an experiment about male eggs and successfully created it using a mouse's DNA. But I don't know if ever they tried it on humans so sorry if i just made some things up. oTL