Dragon
"So, here we are patrolling… unexpectedly" Said Dragon.
Earlier, Dragon had been lazing around the garden when Jane announced that they were going on patrol. Dragon would have argued that their patrol wasn't until later that evening but Jane seemed upset. Now they were flying over the vast forest that surrounds Kippernium.
"Sorry Dragon." She said after being silent for the past ten minutes. "I was in dire need of an escape."
"Is your mother troubling you again? I could singe her a message. Ha, get it? Singe."
Jane snorted "No Dragon. It wasn't my mother. It was something else. Out of nowhere he…" She sighed "It's complicated."
"I'll listen, Jane." Dragon said in a soft voice
Jane leaned down and pressed her face against the top of Dragon's head. She closed her eyes and listened to the rhythmic beating of his wings. She let the sound sooth her as it always did.
"Gunther kissed me." Jane's face reddened and she hid it in Dragon's scales
Dragon was honestly confused. "Why would he do that?" he asked after a brief silence.
"I don't know…" She mumbled against Dragon's skin. She lifted her head. "Out of nowhere he kisses me hand and then my lips!" Jane raged "He simply took it as his prize for winning but who does that bog weevil think he is! He thinks he could just kiss me like he kisses those sailor's daughters I've seen him "escorting"."
"I thought we cleared this up a few years ago. Everybody thought you two like, liked each other, turns out you two didn't, and we put away all that kissy yucky stuff and never looked back."
"It seems that Gunther didn't hear the decree… Ugh what if he is after my virginity?"
Dragon cleared his throat. He was clearly uncomfortable with this subject. "Um. Everything seems clear Jane, let's go back."
Jane sighed. "Alright, maybe Pepper has some advice to share."