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Chapter 5: The Fight
Sakura woke up before dawn the next morning. She showered and dressed quickly. She was wearing her normal mission clothes. She had on short black shorts that stopped mid-thigh, she kept her kunai pouch on her right leg. She had a pale pink skirt that had four slits in it. One on each side of her hip and one down front and one down the back. It helped her move around and be more flexible while fighting.
Her shirt was a zip up tank top, but she made sure to wrap her chest before putting it on. She knows how pervy Hidan can be. She slipped on her knee-high sandals and grabbed her favorite gloves and pulled them on before leaving her bedroom.
Sakura didn't stop till she made it to the Akatsuki training grounds. She started stretching. Winding her arms in large circles around her body stretching out her shoulders. She did lunges to stretch out her hips and thighs.
"That is quite the way to stretch."
Sakura whipped around only to see Itachi watching her. He was casually leaning against the wall. He stepped forward into the sun that was just starting to peak over the tree line.
"How else would you want me to stretch?" Sakura asked
"Have you practiced any jutsu's?" Itachi asked turning his head slightly in a mocking way.
"I don't need to practice with those. I know how Hidan fights. I want to be sure not to pull anything while dodging his scythe." Sakura said rolling her eyes.
"You think you know everything about us huh?" Itachi said walking towards the pinkette in a stalking way.
Sakura eyed him suspiciously as he started walking in a circle around her. Without warning Itachi had Sakura pinned down on the ground with a kunai to her throat and his sharingan activated.
"That was cute Itachi, but you underestimate me." A voice said from behind him
"What..." Itachi looked down just before the clone disappeared in a puff of smoke. Then it was her turn to pin him down.
Sakura had flipped Itachi over onto his back and was straddling him and had a kunai to his throat just tight enough to barely cut the skin.
"Well done kunoichi." a voice said from the darkness of the shadows.
Sakura looked up but did not lose her focus on the Uchiha that was beneath her. She quickly looked back down when she felt Itachi's hands start to creep up her legs.
"Uchiha watch it." Sakura said as she pressed the kunai tighter to his throat.
Itachi only smirked. The figure stepped out of the shadows.
"Sakura, we are all wondering how you did that. You must share." Pein said as he finally stepped into the sun.
"We?" Sakura said as she got off of Itachi and looked around. Every member was outside and had the look of awe on their faces.
Itachi sat up and rested his arm on his knee. "Yes Miss. Haruno please share how you managed to escape my sharingan." Itachi said with a small smirk.
"Well...uh...it was never me in the first place," Sakura started as she tucked her kunai back in her pouch. "I have been out here for hours, prior to any of you being up. I sensed a chakra signal stir from inside and soon realized it was Itachi's so I made a clone and went and hid back in the woods across the field," Sakura then pointed to the wood line that was at least a mile away.
"I masked my chakra and just waited. I watched as Itachi made advances on my clone so I just prepared myself. When he attacked I attacked. Easy." Sakura finished with a sexy smirk and a hint of evil in her eyes.
"Itachi, could you not feel her chakra anywhere? How did you not know it was a clone?" Pein asked dryly with disappointment clear as he peered down to his strongest member.
"I couldn't sense her at all, however I knew something wasn't right about the clone I faced. It was too simple." Itachi said standing up and gazing at the clever pinkette.
"Well Miss. Haruno, you won't be fighting Hidan today," Pein started to say
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Hidan shouted "You mean after that little show I can't fight the bitch!?"
"Well it's up to her." Pein said motioning towards Sakura.
Sakura looked up and smirked.
Out of nowhere Sakura disappeared. Everyone in the area tensed. Then out came the most deafening scream from Hidan's direction. Everybody whipped their heads in the direction of the scream in time to see Sakura cut Hidan's head off completely.
"No way un. She could not have moved that fast." Deidara said stunned
"That was incredible.." muttered Sasori
"I'm going back to count my money.." Kakuzu said turning around and heading back into the base.
Gulp. "I hope she doesn't do that to Tobi. Tobi is a good boy." Tobi said clutching his throat.
Kisame rubbed his tired eyes and opened them again. "Did I see what think I saw. DId Hidan get his ass handed to him?!" Kisame said and started laughing.
"congratulations Sakura. You have won your fight." Pein said with awe in his eyes. "Now put his head back on." With that Pein turned and walked back inside, Konan close behind him.
"What the fuck you bitch?! Put my mother fucking head back on my mother fucking body!" Hidan yelled.
"I am not doing anything until you clean up your language young man!" Sakura yelled back putting her hand on her hip and pointing at Hidan's head like a scolding mother would do.
Sakura then walked over to Hidan's body and straightened it out. She then grabbed his head and put it in its proper place. Her hands started glowing her soft green and fused the blood vessels and bone back together and successfully healed Hidan's head back to his body.
"Thanks bitch. Now do I get a lollipop or a kiss for being a good patient?" Hidan said sitting up and licking his lips.
Sakura stood up, rolled her eyes and walked back into the base muttering "pervert.."
Itachi went over and helped Hidan to his feet.
"She is one sexy as bitch. Isn't she Uchiha?" Hidan said punching Itachi in the shoulder.
"You know you want to bring that sexy ass to bed with you." Hidan said with a giant smile across his face.
Itachi only walked away towards the door.
"Oh c'mon! All of us want a piece of that bitch!" Hidan shouted after him. He was ignored and just followed the Uchiha back into the base.
~ So there is chapter 5! I know it was long and wasn't much of a "fight" but I think it came out pretty good. Silly Hidan needs to watch his language. LOL. Hope you enjoyed it. ~