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For: Otaku Neko Ninja Miko Tenshi


Haruno Sakura

Naruto


'I should grow my hair back.'

Honestly, that idea was a given now that she had landed in some ninja-inhabited world by the damn finicky well that seemed to refuse to send her back to the Sengoku Era like she wanted.

Short hair was easier for fighting, she would admit that, but since she apparently had an androgynous face and build (that was kind of insulting, now that she thought about it), she was also mistaken for a boy.

Sometimes even as one of those prestigious Uchihas she heard about.

"Kagome-kun!"

She stiffened at the sound of another girl calling out her name and grumbled under her breath, 'Aren't girls allowed to wear unisex clothes in this place!?' Even in a ninja world, girls still preferred short skirts and tight shorts for reasons she couldn't explain!

Yes, maybe her clothes were designed for males in mind, but that meant nothing!

"Kagome-kun, why have you been hiding from us?" A girl whose name she didn't know appeared out of no where and latched onto her arm, "The club wants to take you out and buy you some dango!"

Ah, yes – did she mention she had a frikin' fan club now!?

"Err, well–" Kagome began awkwardly, but brightened up immediately when a familiar pinkette grabbed a hold of the girl's shoulder and pulled her back forcibly.

"How many times do I need to tell you girls that Kagome-kun is not a part of the Uchiha clan?!" Sakura shook her head with exasperation, "Kagome-kun is going to be sent on a mission with Team 7, so let him prepare."

The girl wanted to say something, but one look at Sakura's glaring emerald eyes had her running for the hills.

"Thanks, Sakura-san," Kagome smiled gratefully, earning a happy nod in return, "I wouldn't know how to deal with them otherwise," She paused for a moment, "You could always tell them I'm a girl and then maybe they'll leave me alone."

Sakura took a surprised look at her and let out a laugh, "A girl? Good joke, Kagome-kun!" She snickered, "C'mon, we need to meet with Naruto and Sasuke-kun." She didn't notice Kagome's deadpan expression and despairing retort.

"Yeah, haha – a joke, that's it..."