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Suou Tamaki
Ouran High School Host Club
"You again?"
Kagome sighed wearily, eyeing the overly-enthusiastic blond that had been following her around for the past few days since she first started to attend the academy, "What do you want?"
Maybe wearing the male uniform was the wrong choice?
(As if she could wear that yellow monstrosity on the other hand).
"Kagome-kun, don't be so cold~" Tamaki smiled and Kagome's eyes twitched when she noticed he was actually sparkling, "I just want you to join the Host Club!"
"Why?" She huffed when Tamaki threw his arms over her slight shoulders like he had the right to touch her even without her permission, "It's a stupid club."
"How can you say that!?" Tamaki gasped, grasping his heart as if her comment had physically hurt him, "Kagome-kun, the lovely princesses of this academy have all signed a petition for you to join the Host Club!"
"I'm not into girls," Kagome said bluntly, a bit amused when Tamaki's face turned red, "It would be too forced on my part and that wouldn't be so good for the club, would it?"
"Y-y-you're gay?!" Tamaki stammered and Kagome knew she was hanging Shippou too long when a little harmless prank popped into her mind.
"That's right, Tamaki-sempai," Kagome said breathlessly, moving closer until she had the taller blond trapped against a wall, "How could I concentrate on the girls when I would always be around you?"
"M-me?!" Tamaki squeaked and she had to forcibly hold in her laughter, "Y-you're gay for me!?" His entire face was flushed and she was interested to find that it was travelling down his throat and underneath his clothes.
"Who wouldn't be gay for you?" Kagome teased with a low voice, "Tell me, Tamaki-sempai, which do you prefer? The seme or the uke? Because I'll go either way for you~"
She couldn't hold her snickers in anymore as Tamaki fainted and she made sure to catch him over her shoulder before he could hit the ground.
"You're so fun, Tamaki-sempai!"