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Tony DiNozzo

NCIS

"Oh, God..."

Tony groaned, feeling his head just throb in absolute pain from what he knew just had to be from a hangover, 'Anyone catch the license of the truck that hit me...?'

That was the last time he was ever going to drink again–

"Oh, you're awake?"

At the sound of a voice, Tony jumped up on the soft couch he was lying in, looking around wildly to see just who had made that noise.

Damn, a one-night stand?!

"Are you okay?" The voice asked again and Tony's eyes quickly moved over to the source and was completely unsure of what to think when he spotted those blue eyes.

A one-night stand with a boy!?

'Boss is going to kill me!' Tony panicked, daring to take another glance at the curious young male who was watching him with a concerned expression, 'I'm a pedophile!'

"I'm older than I look," The stranger said in a dry voice, as if he had read his mind, "Don't worry, you didn't do anything illegal." He threw a humorous smile in Tony's direction.

Well, that was a relief, but that wasn't the only thing.

"W-we..." Tony cleared his throat, trying to rid himself of the stammer, "Did we... do anything?" He asked in a pathetically weak voice.

The boy's eyes widened and, dare Tony think it, blushed in an absolutely adorable manner, "N-no! I found you wandering around and you were too drunk to tell me where you lived, so I just brought you back to my place!"

Kagome would certainly not say that he had groped her bound chest while she dragged him to her apartment.

Tony let out a sigh, completely pushing away the fact that there was some disappointment that they didn't mess around– 'Where the hell did that come from?' He wondered, 'I'm not gay, even if he is as cute as a girl...'

Okay, he had waaaaay too much to drink last night.

"So, what's your name?" Kagome asked casually, smiling once more when he looked at her warily before giving her his answer, "Tony, huh? It seems I'm running into a lot of those these days." She muttered so he couldn't hear.

"I'm Kagome Higurashi," She introduced herself, giving Tony a smirk, "And just to tell you, I'm a female." She watched in amusement and concern when he gaped at her before falling back down on the couch.

He was never drinking again!