Yu-gi-oh
No Limits
By Kevin Jones
Turn 21- Kidnapped
"Lady, Gentlemen, and... a Porcupine… Chase why do you still have that thing?"
"Toni I have given this guy every chance to leave and he still chooses to stay with me."
"Where on earth does he sleep?"
Kai asks, you know it's interesting, Toni asked us all to come here to Vanessa's place in the Tops and it seems like the only thing on every one's mind appears to be me and Steve. Now as for all of you who are considering getting a pet Porcupine it's not as hard as it seems, however I think its illegal so don't get one just to show off to your friends because someone will get jealous enough to call the cops. I really don't know why Steve started to followed me after Sector Security was through questioning us. I forgot to close the cage door and Security was too busy to notice 1 little Porcupine walk away. Ever since then he's been with me. He sleeps on the mattress where a roommate would go, if I had one. Plus he doesn't eat much, seriously I just sneak a salad out of the cafeteria and he's good for the rest of the day. He doesn't do a whole lot during the day. He's more active at night so I just wait for the coast to be clear and let him run around. It's only been a few days but his black color is already returning which means I can add Animal Rehabilitator to my list of talents; suck it Dog Whisperer.
"That thing better not pee on my couch."
"Don't worry he's house broken."
"How do you house break a Porcupine?"
"Beats me; this couch is white, the mattress he sleeps on is white, there for I can conclude that he doesn't like to piss on white."
"That's ridiculous, if he's pees on my couch and my parents find out they'll kill you."
"Don't you mean they'll kill you?"
"No, they hate you. All I have to do is say the urine stain has something to do with you and they'll figure out a way to put you back in the Facility."
"Why on earth would your parents hate me?"
Every ones now burning holes in me with their eyes, as if to say, it's- oh yeah, the whole risking her life thing.
"O.K. fairs enough, but where are they now, if they walk in they might not like the idea of us doing something illegal in their house."
"There on a business trip."
"Business trip?"
"Yes Chase, a business trip!"
The words business and Trip don't seem to make her happy.
"Enough about Porcupines and Parents and Chase where do you get off on saying we're about to do something illegal?"
"You have giant, black, computer from what looks like the 1960's on a glass coffee table that sounds like it's about shatter."
"That doesn't mean we're doing something illegal."
"About half an hour ago you called us and told us to come straight here and to not tell anybody."
"Kai, this is important."
"Was it so important that you made me have to come out of the shower, let you in and also help you carry this thing in here, while in a towel."
"You got dressed eventually."
"Can we jest get this over with."
"Not a problem Chase."
"Good because if we're going to do something illegal we might as well get it over with."
"Keep it up Chase and I won't use this to help us catch Segas."
"Wait what?"
Now we're all off the couch, wide eyed, while Toni just gives us a devilish smirk in return.
"Looks like I've gotten all your attention. Now where was I...? Oh yeah, Lady, Gentlemen, and Porcupine; may I present you with the Windows 1989 Radio Wave Scanner!"
First of all, the only time I've ever even heard of this thing is in a history book, and second, from the looks of things Kai and Vanessa have as much of an idea of what's going on here as Steve.
"Toni where on earth did you even find this thing?"
"Chase, believe it or not I can find rare stuff to."
"Then where did you find this?"
"Sorry Kai, I'm not allowed to tell you that. Now then, this baby was built during the Cell Phone brain tumor scare of the late 80's. The fear was that radiation given off by cell phones was causing people to receive Brain Tumors. It all later turned out to be paranoia, but not after Microsoft built these things so company's would be able to track cell phone waves to make sure that people who developed Brain tumors could be told it was their own fault and not the company that told them they needed the phone in the first place."
God bless the money grubbing insurance companies.
"So how will this help us?"
"Simple Kai, Duel Disks are constantly admitting signals to Satellites all over the world. These signals can be used to watch a duel, track somebody, interrupt a duel and probably hundreds of more things the government won't tell us that these signals allow them to do. What makes the Duel Disks used by both the Ring Master and that Charlie kid different is that they don't admit the same signal as our Duel Disks but instead admit a different signal. That's why we couldn't get anything off this thing."
"I'm still lost," says a confused Vanessa.
"Think of it like this, my Duel Disk is built like my I-Pod, the one Charlie used is built like an old fashioned 8-track tape player."
I get it, "so basically these Duel Disks admit a signal using technology that's too old for modern day computers to detect. Clever, which brings up the question, who are we dealing with?"
"Glad you brought that up. You see even though these Duel Disks stop working after their user loses a duel they still admit a small signal and this baby, though old as hell, can still pick up even the tiniest signals from a compatible computer."
"What do we hope to get from this?"
"Simple Kai," I say, " Sector Security can't do anything and since I'm already a target of these guys finding more people with these Duel Disks can get me answers."
"Chase, this is dangerous," says Vanessa, "and either way why can't security do anything?"
"Because the night before Hans Lebowski, A.K.A The Ring Master, was arraigned, he hung himself in his jail cell."
Now all eyes are on me, and every ones mouths are practically on the ground.
"How, how do you know that?"
"I have a friend who knows stuff that Sector Security doesn't let us know."
"Why would he kill himself?"
God Vanessa asks a lot of questions.
"I don't know, all I was told was that before he died he kept ranting about how when they come for him they'll give him a fate worse than death."
"Segas" starts Kai, "but either way, what could these guys possibly do to him while he's in the Facility?"
"Who knows, but if Toni turns this contraption on, I might be able to get one step closer to finding out."
I gesture to Toni who takes a deep breath before placing her hand over the on switch.
"Hold on a minute!"
Vanessa has just yelled and she's now marching over next to Toni with an angry look on her face.
"Chase this is dangerous!"
"Didn't you say that already."
"This isn't a joke, I'm serious! A man was already scared enough of these Segas people that he thought Suicide was better then maybe dealing with them. Same thing with Charlie, no one has seen or heard from him since you and he dueled."
"Doesn't mean he's dead."
"Well, apparently he and his family are spooked enough that they pulled him out of school."
"There scared, nor are either of these 2 guys intelligent."
"Doesn't mean that these Segas people may not be dangerous."
"Funny, last time I did something that could get me killed I told you to stay away and you wouldn't listen."
"I admit, last time, I was to absorbed with the idea of getting to be James Bond for a while and by the time I realized just how dangerous it all was it was too late to get out. Now you're trying to go and risk your life again and for what, because you need a puzzle!"
"Maybe your right."
She probably is right, but then again Kai, Toni and Steve could do something instead of just staring at us.
I flip the switch on and the giant refrigerator slowly starts grumbling.
"Well there's no turning back now."
Says Kai who is now staring at the machine, along with me and Toni, were hoping it does more than just beep and grumble. Vanessa is trying to look away but I can tell she's just as interested as we are. Steve has now jumped off the couch and is by the front door curled up in a ball, apparently he doesn't like the noi- "is this thing smoking!"
"Don't worry Chase, it's suppose to do that."
"To-" the screens working, it looks like an old fashion radar screen. there's even a large yellow line going around in a circle with a yellow dot flashing in the upper left hand corner.
"So does this mean it is working?"
"Yeah it does Kai, but what are the chances that it's getting a signal only… about half a mile away."
"Wait, what?" Now Vanessa's interested.
"Yeah, the range on this thing is about half a mile."
Toni appears to have a nice long smile on her face, while both Kai and Vanessa are starting to look worried, I on the other hand just know that it's time to get to work.
"Toni, since you have a location is it possible for you to hack the disk by pinpointing the signal?"
"I could but..."
"But what?"
"Well I was thinking about what Nes over here has been talking about...and... Well... she does have a point."
"You guys don't have to get involved, I'd just like an idea what's going on."
Toni turns her head towards Kai, then towards Vanessa, and now towards me. My guess is she's looking for some form of approval from the other 2.
"Well here we go."
Toni pulls out her Lap Top from her back pack. She then takes a cord and places one end into her computer and the other end into the giant grumbling box.
"O.k., it looks like it's a building about half a mile from here on its first floor. According to my computer, which is always right, the apartment is designated as 1A and is in the name of Tom and Caroline Keen."
"The Keen's?"
"Vanessa you know these people?" Says Kai as he joins the 3 of us from the couch to the other side of the table.
"Yeah, they came over here with their 6 year old Daughter selling girl scout cookies the other day."
"Why would they have one of these disks?"
"Chase, don't go assuming anything! These are good, happy, ordinary, people and the last thing they need is you-"
"We've got audio!"
"Go for it."
"Chase!"
"Vanessa, we can figure this all out now. Toni please play the audio."
"What the hell, here we go."
We're all staring at the small computer, waiting for it to give us are pot of gold…
"Please, leave us alone, we won't call the police, just go!"
The voice sounds like that of a grown woman, probably the mother, yelling at somebody while crying.
"Can't do that, You see your way too hot for me to leave me now."
This voice sounds like a man, a big man with a sadistic tone and as if he's enjoying this woman's screaming.
"O.k., I've heard enough!"
"Chase where are you going?"
I'm heading over there! Toni, e-mail the coordinates to my Runner!"
"Wait a minute Chase we have to call Sector Security."
"No time!"
"I agree with Chase, I'm going to."
Kai and I are now running on to the deck where our Runners are parked.
"According to my screen Toni gave us the coordinates."
There's no time to talk, I quickly turn on my Runner. I take off as fast as I can, hoping that nothing on the Runner stops working, which tends to happen a lot.
As we approach the building, we quickly park are Runners behind a bush.
We both slowly dismount our Runners and edge ourselves to the side of the bush.
"We need to be careful," whispers Kai.
"I know that, but I don't see anything from over here."
"These people might have known the intruder, in which case we can't be sure that there even still here."
"Will know in a second."
"Wait chase-"
I quickly dash through the pool area. This building looks exactly the same as Vanessa's, even down to where the chairs are placed around the pool.
I hide behind the door before entering. In theory, if all the Tops buildings are designed the same then 1A, the same apartment Vanessa lives in, should be the first door to the right.
I slowly move my head so I can see through the sliding door. From what I can see it looks like all the doors are closed except for one I'm looking for.
I pull the sliding door open and quickly sprint to the open door. According to the door, this definitely is Apartment 1A. I don't hear anything inside but that doesn't mean anything. I slowly peak through the door to find the place a mess. Everything is on the floor; it almost looks like someone threw everything- actually considering the situation that really doesn't seem all that improbable.
The coffee Table has been turned upside down, the couch has all its cushions missing, there's broken glass all over the floor and it I think I see a note on the phone.
"Debris Dragon, you there?"
"Yeah I'm right here."
Debris Dragon has now materialized next to me, his face shocked like mine.
"Go look through the apartment to see if anyone is still here."
"Got it, you should probably call Sector Security."
"Right."
I hate to say it but I think I'm going to need to trust Security for this one, even-
"Chase forget that call."
"Why's that?"
"Because this Post-it note here on the phone is addressed to you."
"Wait, what?"
"It says 'to Chase Rhodes' and the answering machine is blinking."
I walk over to the phone which seems to be the only thing that's not on the ground.
"Good morning Mr. Rhodes, as you can see this apartment has had a little, well "redecorating." All thanks to another one of our candidates. The man who has committed this crime is named Ron Herman. The woman of this home use to be his wife, in fact her daughter actually belongs to him, not her current husband. It sounds like something you'd expect to see on day time T.V. right. Most likely he's kidnapped the mother, the Father and the daughter or there all dead, we haven't talked to him in a while. You have to understand we have been putting a lot of our interest in to you so we really don't care what this man does but we knew he was planning this today so we figured we could use his insanity to our advantage. If you've checked this message then it means the game can begin. Now then, from what he's told us he's bringing them to his apartment which is at a place where you will find products from all over the world without even having to leave the city but he has to be careful because if he walks too far he'll be sleeping with the fishes. Good luck Mr. Rhodes and by the way, don't try calling Sector Security. We're watching the red head's apartment and it would be a shame if we had to call Herman and inform him that security is after him, then how would we get the data we need on you?"
"Chase," says Debris Dragon, "what's going on here?"
"I have no idea, I seriously have no idea."
...
We're back at the apartment, trying to figure out what to do next.
"Oh my god why on earth is this happening, and are you sure there watching my place?"
"I'm not sure, but I don't think it would be wise to test that theory."
"Well now what are we suppose to do?"
Say's Toni, she and Vanessa are sitting on the couch, with Kai on a red Recliner while I stare out the window, maybe I'll get lucky and the clouds will give me an idea.
"Well I guess were on borrowed time then."
"No shit Kai, this lunatic is holding a family hostage and the people who gave him the power to do so have left us with the possibility that if we call the guys who'd actually know what to do in a situation like this then we might end up killing this family!"
"Hey don't you-... what was the clue he told you?"
"A place where you will find products from all over the world without even having to leave the city but he has to be careful because if he walks to far he'll be sleeping with the fishes. Why, does that mean something to you?"
"It just might. Vanessa, do you have a map of the city?"
"In the drawer here in the end table."
Kai jolts over and opens the drawer; he then unfolds the map and places it on the glass Coffee Table. All 3 of us get up and walk over to the table, expecting the answer to pop out of the map.
"Well, what is it?"
"Glad you asked Toni. This guy lives by the docks over on the East River."
"And you know that how?"
"The East River Docks has a history of ships from all over the world, it also has a history of mob killings."
"And you think that in one of the biggest cities in the world you can pinpoint the one place where this guy is just by using simple logic? Wow that's like something I would of read in a book."
"Enough with the books! Now that we know where he is we can go there."
"Hold on a minute Chase," starts Vanessa, "you can't just go running in there without a plan."
"There's no time."
"If you just go run in there, he'll kill you."
"And if I do nothing, he'll kill them. I'm sure I can beat him."
"You think you'll have to duel him! For Christ sake you think you can solve this whole thing using a Card Game!"
"That worked with the last guy."
"But this is different. This guy hasn't been put up to anything. This guy genuinely decided to do this today and this strange evil group who gave him the tools to doing this and have left the only option for him being stopped to you just so they could pass their own agenda!"
"And when all is said and done, those people are still in danger. Now Kai, are you coming?"
Kai nods and is now walking with me as we leave the apartment.
…
We're only about half a mile from the docks. According to Toni, a signal similar to the one coming from the apartment is on the bottom floor of building 45 which is luckily coming up-
"Charge running low, charge running low."
Oh shit, that was from the Runner, I knew I needed to get my Yusei Gear recharged but I thought I could wait until after I left Vanessa's place, but then again that was before all this started. I've got my Runner going as fast as it can go with Kai close behind. Damn it we've only got 2 minutes to-
"Chase look out there's a truck!"
Damn it, I've somehow made it onto the other side of the road. I quickly bear to the right just narrowly missing the 18 Wheeler, however I had to move so quickly I'm about to hit the guard rail. I hit the break and begin to stop, which means I'm about to fly into the air, as the wheels leave the pavement I quickly pull the leaver starting the wheels again, I then jerk myself backwards forcing the Runner back on the ground, allowing me to steady myself and continue moving.
"We're here."
I stop my Runner in response to Kai's words.
"What the hell is wrong with you!"
"The road was empty so I figured I could increase my speed by staying in the middle of the road."
"So you risk death, just go a little bit faster!"
"My Runner was running out of power. If I didn't do that then I would have run out juice a few minutes ago."
"If you keep this up then you're going to get yourself killed!"
"If I do nothing then a kid dies."
"You act like nothing fazes you, so why on earth does this have you so tense! It's a safe bet we're not being watched right now!"
"I'm not taking that risk! Now are you coming or not?"
The 2 of us stop our running. The inside of the building we're in is dirty. Dirty as in I think I a beer can from World War 2 on the floor next to old newspapers which is under faded lead paint walls.
"O.k. Chase now I'm sure you've put us in a trap."
The apartment in front of us has a post-it note on it that reads "Dear Mr. Rhodes, inside here is Mr. Herman. As far as we know he has the family inside. We've alerted him that you are here and he is fully prepared to duel you. I hope you well; farewell."
"I told you I needed to duel him."
"And I can't believe I came with you. This is a trap and if this guy doesn't kill us then Segas will."
"Let's-
"I knuw you re ut there."
The heavy voice we can here sounds slurred, probably from taking a little too much liquid courage.
"You ca com i now."
"Hold it Chase, I'll go in first."
"I'm the one who has to duel this guy."
"True, but I'm more experienced in dealing with drunks then you are."
With that Kai turns the knob. We walk into a dark apartment. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, old food containers and pieces of paper that look like they have... It's a woman and a child. Some of the pictures have a man in them however they all appear to have his face cut out."
"I wa tol tha yo, humph, woul come here."
"Where are the people you stole?"
"They in ther"
He points the liquor bottle in his pale white left hand towards a locked bathroom door.
"Cary wa a bad wif, she neve do as I say. Whe she get pregnant she ran away but I fine her here in Ne Yor. She cam all the way fro Missi-Missis-Mississippi to New York all jus to be wit some Coon but I find her and now I have her back, and we will alwa be a famil no matter what."
"You-
"Easy Chase, we don't know what this guys capable of.
Now if I'm correct you expect to duel my friend here?"
"Righ, I was told tha if I duel you then they'll stop you or anyone else from taking my family away."
"There not-"
"Easy Chase, that's right, if you can beat Chase over here then you can leave with your family, but if he wins then you have to let them, and us, go."
"That's what I was told."
"Chase, Kai begins as he whispers in my ear, "you keep him occupied. I'll try and figure out a way to get them out of here, got it."
"Fine, first thing we should figure out is why his speech is no longer slurred."
"Well what's it going to be?"
"Let the duel begin."
Herman
"Since it's my apartment I'll go first."
"Fine with me."
"I summon Battle Footballer (ATK: 1000/DEF: 2100) in defense mode. Next I set 2 cards face down and end my turn."
Chase
His giant robotic line backer has a strong defense but I should be able to use Gaia in order to plow right through-
"I activate my trap Price summon! Now you can't activate spell cards for the remainder of your turn but in exchange you now have to summon 2 monsters from your hand.
Why on earth would he play that card? If he activated it during his turn he could have doubled his field. I have to be cautious.
"I summon Elemental HERO Wildheart (ATK: 1500/DEF: 1600) and Elemental HERO Necroshade (ATK: 1600/DEF: 1800) in defense mode. Next I set 1 card face down and end my turn!"
Herman
"First up I play Tribute to the explosion."
"I've never heard of that card."
"Well you're going to like it. Now by destroying Battle Footballer I can destroy your face down!"
Damn it, he took out my Torrential Tribute.
"Now because you control 2 monsters while I control 0 I can summon Power Invader (ATK: 2200/DEF: 0) without tribute."
So that's why he used Price Summon on me instead of himself but I can tell there's more to this then just that.
"Next I activate my second face down, straight to 0. Now both your monsters are switched to attack mode and have their ATK points made to 0 until the end phase!"
Oh shit. (1600-0)
"Next I play Double Attack," oh crap he's attempting an OTK, "Now by discarding my level 6 Air Eater I can have Power Invader attack twice this turn, now Power Invader attack Necroshade!"
Necroshade tried to stay on guard but the large purple monster grabbed and slammed it to the ground. (4000-1800)
"Now it's time for me to win, Power Invader, smasher slam!"
Wildheart raised his sword but the monster through it aside and punched him in the stomach.
"Hey how do you still have life points?"
"Simple, Wildheart isn't effected by traps so he never even changed battle positions."
"Oh fuck him! I place 1 card face down and end my turn."
Chase
"Alright then, I play E-Emergency Call. This allows me to add Elemental HERO Bladedge to my hand. Now thanks to the fact that you put Necroshade in my graveyard I can summon Bladedge without tribute. (ATK: 2600/DEF: 1800) Now Bladedge attack his Power Invader, slice and dice attack!"
"Sorry but I've got another trap! I play Fiendish Chain!"
"Chains are not flying from the walls and now have Bladedge captured with him on his knees."
"What have you done!"
"Simple kid, now that Fiendish Chain is in play, Bladedge can't attack and it can't activate its effects."
"Come on Chase, use your head!"
"I look over towards Kai, from what I can see I think he's picking the lock with a set of lock picks he keeps on his key ring.
"I set 1 card face down and end my turn."
Herman
"Here we go! I play Monster Reborn! This allows me to special summon Air Eater from the graveyard! (ATK: 2100/DEF: 1600) Next I summon Chainsaw Insect (ATK: 2400/DEF: 0) in attack mode. Now Power Invader attack his Bladedge."
"In case you haven't noticed Bladedge still has more ATK points."
"Not quite, I play Half Shut! Now Bladedge can't be destroyed for the rest of the turn but in exchange his ATK points are now halved!" (2600-1300)
Power invader Punch's Bladedge hard in the stomach forcing Bladedge back on his knees. (1800-900)
"Chainsaw Insect, your next!"
"I activate the trap Scrap Iron Scarecrow, negating your attack."
"True but Air Eater still has its attack! (900-100) Next I play Ookazi which hits you with 800 points of damage, which wins me the duel!"
"Not quite! I discard Hanewata from my hand, making my damage 0!"
"I do love overwhelming people but I'll let you take your turn in the mean time."
Chase
"I bet you like overwhelming people don't you!"
"What's that suppose to mean?"
"Chase."
"You like it don't you! The idea of controlling people because if they don't do as you say you'll beat them up, that's what you like isn't coward?"
"What did you call me!"
"You heard me, your nothing but a controlling, pathetic, coward!"
"Why you little bastard, as soon as this is over, your dead!"
Why is this duel so important to him? Another strange thing I'd like to find out is why it looks like he has glowing red circles around his brown irises?
"This duel is going to end in my victory! I play Legacy of a Hero, now because I have 2 level 4 or higher HERO monsters in my graveyard; I get to draw 3 cards."
Damn it, I only drew 2 out of the 3 cards needed to pull this plan off… wait a minute, I might still have a chance.
"I play Double Reborn, now we both select 1 monster in our respective graveyards and special summon them in attack mode.
"I guess that means I get my Battle Footballer back."
"And I'm going with Wildheart! Now I play Polymerization allowing me to fuse Bladedge and Wildheart in order to summon Elemental HERO Wildedge (ATK: 2600/DEF: 2300) in attack mode!"
"Oh please, even if you attack my Footballer I'll still have more life points than you."
"True, but lucky for me, Wildedge can attack all of your monsters!"
"That's a good effect considering all you did was give your Wildheart your Bladedge's armor but I'll still have life points after that!"
"We'll see about that. Wildedge, slice his Battle Footballer, Scimitar Slash! (4000-2400) I'm not done yet, now Wildedge deflate his Power Invader!" (2400-2000)
"My best card!"
"Gone, just like all your actual power! Now Wildedge send his Air Eater back to the scrap heap! (2000-1500) Now Squash his insect!" (1500-1300)
"Looks like it didn't work and with only 100 life points left you'll lose them easily, and when that happens I'll snap your little chicken neck!"
"Don't forget, because your Chainsaw Insect was involved in battle I get to draw a card!"
Come on deck, I've only got one card that can save me, but if I don't draw it now then were all good as dead… Yes.
"Now I activate the Quick-Play, De-Fusion! Now by returning Wildedge to my Extra-Deck I can special summon both Wildheart and Bladedge from my graveyard!"
"But I don't have anything to defend monsters!"
"No shit, you stupid Red Neck, now Bladedge end this!"
Bladedge runs quickly and slashes through Herman, if only his blades were real. (1300-0)
Winner: Chase Loser: Herman
"You, you, all I want was my popety!"
He's coming straight for me!
"Mind if I cut in!"
Kai knees the man in his left hip; Kai then makes a fist with his left hand and punches the bold man hard in the face.
As he hits the floor with a loud thud Kai grabs one of the beer bottles on the floor and smashes it against the wooden arm of the chair next to him.
"I think he's out but I should probably keep an eye on him! I got the door unlocked; now get in there and see how they are!"
I quickly run over and open the door and-... What the hell?
"Chase, how are they?"
"There-there-there... not even here."
"What do you mean?"
"Come over here and see for yourself."
"I can't just leave this guy here!"
"Don't worry, he can't hurt anybody."
"Chase, what are you-... what the hell is going on here."
There dummies, just ordinary shop dummies. There's a lady one with all the clothes torn up, A child sized one wearing a dress and a full grown man one with the head the smashed open.
"What the he-"
"Hello there Mr. Rhodes."
It's the same voice from before, but where's it coming from? Me and Kai jump out of the bathroom to look for someone... No one's here, so there has to be some kind of a Radio in here.
"I congratulate you on your victory and from what it looked like on my end it was definitely a challenging one to obtain."
"Chase he's watching us."
"Yes I am, I hope you 2 weren't disappointed to find that there was no kidnapping but it's so hard to arrange these kinds of things, especially considering all our busy schedules but I think we did a good job putting this whole thing together; especially with controlling Mr. Herman and putting the voice on when you guys tried to get an audio from the Duel Disk. Although it will be sad for the Keens to come home from there weekend apple picking trip to find their house vandalized, but we luckily now have all the data on you we need. You'll hear from us in a few weeks and from all of us here at Segas, have a nice day."
Next Time: Father Guido Sarducci
"Ok that's it! Tell us who you really are!"
"Miss, I'm afraid you must be confused-"
"Cut the crap and tell us what you want!"
"I told you who I Am."
"Fine then, if you won't tell us then I'll duel it out of you!"
"…If you insist."