"Hey Dei."
You're not Sasori.
"It's Kisame.."
..You're one of my friends aren't you?
"I'm one of your friends.. if you even remember us.."
I don't remember.
"People say I look like a shark.."
I'm friends with a shark..?
"So, when you wake up, when you see a man that looks like a shark.. Remember that the man is me."
..I'll try.
"Your condition worries us you know.."
My coma, amnesia, or the pains I feel?
"But I guess it was expected.."
Why?
"Because you're so reckless and such an idiot.."
I feel myself hating you, shark..
"And you think art is fleeting, you're probably not even scared to die."
You're wrong.
"But this affected us a lot.."
Really?
"You even make the emotionless ones worry about you. You probably affected Sasori the most."
How?
"He seems to be eating less.."
Is he depressed?
"His work performance is going down.."
I don't want this.
"He's more emotionless than ever.."
Am I that important to him?
"Because.."
Of me.
"Of the accident."
It's my fault for getting in some sort of accident.
"Of course it's not your fault."
Lie.
"But try to avoid getting in this situation again."
Oh really?
"You might not come out alive next time."
I'll keep that in mind.
"We really do care what happens to you."
I don't want to continue this conversation.
"I don't know what we'll do if you died."
Shut up.
"You kept us entertained."
Let's change this topic, now.
"And if you go, who knows who Tobi will cling to next?"
Is this finally a change in this topic?
"Who else will blow everything they see up?"
If I could move, I would have killed you by now sharky.
"It's hard to find someone like you.."
*mental sigh*
"A psychotic, gender-confused.."
Count to ten.. Count to ten..
"..short-tempered blonde who considers his pyromaniac explosions 'art.'"
Patience is a virtue.. Patience is a virtue..
"..."
Did he finally shut up?
"I thought for sure you would wake up if I made you annoyed. You probably can't hear me."
Well, I can..
"But just in case you can.."
..Are you going to yell in my ear?
"I should warn you that Hidan and Tobi may possibly be more annoying than me."
So, I should hate the three of you.
"And maybe Itachi.. you seem to hate him, so maybe he might make you angry.."
Why did I hate him?
"I have no idea why you hate him, and I think he doesn't know why either."
So, I may find out eventually.
"Well, I'll see you again some other time."
YES!
"You're lucky the doctors would only let one person in at a time for the moment.."
..Why..?
"Cause Tobi's out there and he can't wait to see you."
Two people called him annoying..
"Here's a warning.."
Please prevent him from coming in..
"He probably will glomp you.. screaming at you to wake up."
Oh shit.. Stay! I don't care if you're annoying, keep the idiot out!
"SSSEEENNNNPPPAAAIIII!"
Oh hell no!
"Hehehe.. good luck."
Don't leave me!
"See ya!"
Damn.
In the distance-"Hey Tobi, ya wanna see your senpai?"
Curse you sharky..
"I'M COMING SENPAI!"
NOOOOO! Someone save me.. please..