"You better f***ing wake up soon blondie, I can't f***ing stand Tobi.. not like I ever could f***ing stand him."
What makes you hate him even more?
"A mopey dumba** Tobi is even worse than happy dumba** Tobi."
Oh yeah?
"He's still hyperactive, except he's even more f***ing clingy than usual, if that's even possible."
He's away from me, that's all that matters.
"If you were awake, that dumba** would direct his f***ing attention to you instead of the rest of us.."
I'm better off unconscious.
"He's getting everybody so f***ing angry and then they get annoying. It's f***ing hell without you to distract him."
I don't want to distract that idiot.
*long rant with much too many profanities later*
zzzz..
"You better wake up soon blondie, we all worry for you ya'know."
Wow.. you said a sentence that's actually kid friendly.
"The next time I come here.. you better be f***ing awake!"
You guys make me not want to wake up.. now go away.