A/N: so tired.. so busy.. curses school, work, and cousin

so little free time T-T

may have rushed this, so may have possible errors

"Oh my God, Dei! Seeing you in a coma is way worse than hearing you're in a coma!"

Oh gawd, not another 'friend.'

"You have no idea how worried we are about you!"

So I've heard.

"From what I've heard, the three most annoying idiots of our group already came to visit you.."

The three most annoying ones happened to visit me in a row.

"Everyone else is somewhere near antisocial and too serious."

What do you classify as?

"I'm the most normal one here. Not a nut and not an unemotional creep."

You sure about that?

"You were somewhere near the annoying ones with some of the stuff you do."

You're so far being as helpful as the last three.

"But your greatest trait is your stubborn personality."

Care to explain?

"You refuse to give up, even when times seriously sucked. That helped the rest of us to keep going. You always stick to your ideals, every other opinion never seems to get through that thick skull of yours. You're always so sure of yourself. That's pretty admirable."

You really think I'm admirable?

"It's how I know you'll definitely wake up and probably quickly too. If you need motivation, think of us, your friends."

Three of them don't really motivate me.

"Think of Sasori, you cared so much for him.. even though you guys didn't really show it publicly by arguing most of the time.. "

He seems the most sane out of all of you so far.

"But you definitely show respect towards him, you even call him Sasori no Danna. You respect him even more than Pein!"

Sasori no Danna..? I suppose that has some sort of ring to it.. Though I must say, who's Pein?

"I mean, he's like our unofficial group leader and you follow orders from Sasori more reluctantly than you do with him!"

Oh really?

"But then again.. You never actually wanted to be a part of our little group. He had you become a part of us because you were odd and he wasn't taking no for an answer."

So he forced me to join and expects me to be happy to be into his crazy circle of friends.

"But since he used Itachi to make you join, you tend to hate him."

My anger for him should be directed to the leader then.

"Though if you never joined the group, you would end up with no one probably visiting you."

Well, I don't believe I'll mind if I don't have to make contact with annoying idiots.

"Besides, we made your life more interesting, and if you didn't join us, you probably never would have gotten into your 'true art' nor would you have met Sasori!"

Heh, I don't even know what my 'true art' is.

"You two would argue what true art is.. you saying it's fleeting, him saying it's eternal. It was entertaining at first considering the short tempers or you and Sasori, but the fact you guys somehow always ended up arguing about art every time you two met just made it tiresome. It's not like there ever will be a winner anyway, both of you always end up changing the topic to something completely different to what the heck true art is."

If art was eternal, it would soon grow tiresome to look at. Besides, it's not like everything lasts forever. Everything's always fleeting~

"You don't want to be in a coma for eternity, you never really could stay still for that long.. much less for a minute.."

Hell no, everything's fleeting! I'll show you!

"Oh! Will you look at the time!"

I can't see the time.

"I gotta go!"

I'll hear from you some other time then.

"See you later! Oh, I almost forgot! My name's Konan, don't forget about me~"

No promises.

"I'm the only girl in the group and one of two who has blue hair.. So, you better not forget me Deidei~"

Well, now I know to look for one blue-haired girl and a shark-man.