AN: when tired, listen to upbeat music.. and drink tea :3

*After what I believe to be some weeks later after having the same people visiting me*

"Hello."

Hmm..? Your voice doesn't sound familiar.

"I must say I can't really believe that you're still in a coma after all this time."

I'm trying, no worries.

"And I believe I may possibly be going crazy."

Because of the idiot known as Tobi?

"It seems I'm not entirely used to you not bursting into my room and threatening to make me and everything I love explode."

You're crazy.

"To think I'll enjoy the peace and quiet of me finally being able to be alone."

What about Tobi? He must be annoying you somehow!

"I'm honestly surprised that I have not been a target of Tobi's annoying personality. It is rather peculiar.."

That's so unfair.

"But according to Kisame, I'm, 'too scary to annoy,' though Hidan and you sure don't think I'm too scary."

So Hidan must be annoying you in my absence!

"However, even under those circumstances, he seems to be saving up his angry rant just for you. Though he does vent some of his frustration on Kakuzu, he always seems to come to you when he's most frustrated."

Why do I have to suffer his curse filled rant?

"He probably comes to you because you can't really severely injure him, though that doesn't really make much sense since he's a masochist, but, of course, he never really made much sense."

He really doesn't.. He kept talking to me about some made-up god called Jashin trying to make me join that creepy religion..

"But enough of talking of the annoyances in our lives."

But I want to insult the annoyances.

"There are more pressing matters to talk about."

I can't even reply back.

"Though you probably can't hear me, and if you can, you can't reply back."

At least you can notice that.

"For my warning, there's no need to reply back."

A warning of what?

"Well, to start off, it seems other people outside our group are noting your absence."

So?

"They seem to be causing problems for the members of our group who refuse to tell about your whereabouts respecting your privacy and acknowledging the fact you already have three idiots annoying you."

And I haven't gone one day without a visitor (I think) so much for privacy.

"One thing we did learn about you was the fact you started some sort of business or entertainment for the public that you had not told us about. Though how they even know we associate with you or possibly know about your whereabouts is unknown."

I don't see the problem with that.

"Leader-Sama doesn't like to not know what's going on in this group."

I heard he's scary..

"And he worries you may have told others about us while we know nothing of them."

I don't even know what I could have told them. Don't remember a thing.

"So, when and if you wake up, I suggest you beware of Leader-Sama."

I'm not scared of him!

"He could possibly put you back into your coma again or possibly some other form of injury if you make a wrong move."

..Perhaps I may be scared to be put back into the coma.. you know how frustrating it is to be unable to punch someone while they are purposely annoying me?

"And that is all I have to say."

You gonna leave now?

"I bid you good day."

Hold up! Who the heck are you?

..Come back here you damn bastard!