And The devil Marches On 7 Yaoi story
"Okay so what do you have now?" Kiba asked me as we exited the cafeteria.
"Jaraiya-Sensei for Health." I said, and I frowned at the worried look he gave me, but then I remembered that Jaraiya was one of the teachers that he warned me about.
"I'm guessing he's a little crazy too…?" I asked reluctantly while dodging a bunch of students.
"A 'Little'!!? Dude, that guy's the worst fucking pervert ever!" Kiba exclaimed while waving his hands around wildly, almost hitting a random kid next to us. "You tell me if he touches you in anyway. If he even looks at you the wrong way I'm gonna kill him!" Kiba growled. I heard a scared yip come from his jacket, telling me that Akamaru got frightened by his master's sudden anger.
"Don't worry Kiba. I'll be alright!" I smiled and patted him on the shoulder reassuringly.
"If you say so…" Kiba muttered, but his lip twitched upward in a smile when looked at my happy face.
I'd never been so happy to be in school!
I finally had a nice apartment with Iruka taking care of me. And no more bullying all the time, or evil glares as I pass the hall. I can't believe I was even passing in my other school, what with me skipping school all the time…. Oh well! That's all behind me now. I finally have people I can call friends! Though Haku will always be my best friend; no doubt about that.
"So who do you have now?" I asked curiously.
"Orochimaru-sensei… Though I'm sure that he's not even going to be in class, he never is…." Kiba said with a snicker.
"Why not?"
"Because he's too busy stalking Sasuke." Kiba laughed. I smirked at that. It was amusing, and yet disturbing to watch Sasuke get chased around by a pedophile. But I felt slight pity for the poor teme. I shrugged indifferently and continued down the hall with Kiba.
"So just go down here and you'll see some stairs, go up and go to the right. You'll see room 69 right away. Good luck man, I'll see you later." Kiba said patting my back once and walking in the other direction. I waved farewell to him and skipped over to the crowded stairs. I was pushed and shoved in all directions as I made my way up the dangerous steps. I lost my footing a couple of times but I didn't fall at least.
Once I finally got up the evil stairs I leaned on the wall and breathed a sigh of relief. Once I got my bearings back I looked around and immediately spotted room 69. I walked into the class slowly, but I didn't see that many people in yet, and I also realized that this is the first time I was on time in class today!!
I chose a random seat in the back and set my notebook on it while taking a seat. Once I looked up my eyes bulged slightly. All over the room's walls were posters of women. Some wore slutty bikinis while others wore barely anything at all! Everywhere you looked there were those posters!!! OMG!! There were even some posters with guys instead of girls! I quickly covered my eyes and bowed my head to block all the dirty stuff.
My eyes!! My poor innocent mind!!! My pure soul has been tainted!!! Nooo!!! The horror!! What will I tell Iruka!?! He'll probably go into mother-hen mode and sue the school! Nooo!! The horror!
I kept repeating this in my mind and rocking back and forth to try and calm my self down. I could feel myself shivering from head to toe. I almost jumped out of my skin when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I looked up to see… blue?
"Uuumm…" I said aloud, wondering why this… blue guy tapped me on the shoulder. His dark beady eyes were glaring at me and he had his arms crossed.
"You're in my seat." He growled.
"Oh! I'm sorry!" I said and got out immediately. I snatched my orange notebook and scooted away to find another seat. When I looked around though I saw that a lot of people were in the room now. They must've came in while I was having my little episode. I blushed in embarrassment when I saw that a lot of people were staring at me oddly or hungrily. I also noticed that Gaara, Sasuke, Sai, and Lee were in the room also. Sasuke and Gaara didn't seem to notice me, while Sai and Lee were waving me over. I walked over to both of them, but I still couldn't find a desk for me to sit in!
"Hello Lee! Hello Sai!" I said and waved to them.
"I didn't know you had Jaraiya-sensei! Cool!" Lee shouted enthusiastically.
"Yeah, you'll have fun in this class, it's pretty cool." Sai said and I saw a perverted grin cross his face.
"That's not what I heard…" I said with a laugh.
"Yeah well we'll see…" Sai said, still grinning.
"Alright class!! Shut up and sit your asses down!!" I heard a deep voice yell from outside the door and a man walked in just as the bell rang. He looked a little old, with bags under his eyes. He had really long white hair that was spiky (it reminded me of a porcupine!!) and his eyes had a certain gleam to it.
"You!" He shouted and walked towards me until could thrust his finger right by my nose. I felt myself go cross eyed as I tried to spot the finger.
"Why aren't you in a seat!? And I don't remember you being in this class…" He said a dropped his hand so he wasn't pointing any more. I shook my head and looked up at him.
"Well, sir, I'm new here and—"
"Oh yes!! Now I remember! You're Naruto Uzumaki right?"
I nodded.
"I heard from Orochimaru and Itachi that you were quite the eye candy, and my god they're right!" Jaraiya exclaimed while backing up to look me up and down. I blushed and pulled my notebook to my chest. This guy was making me feel really uncomfortable.
"Okay well we need to have you take a small verbal test before we assign you a seat." Jaraiya said while clasping his hands together and walking towards his desk. I just stood there, not knowing what to do, especially with everyone's eyes on me. Even Sasuke was looking at me with an amused glint in his eyes.
"Well don't just stand there!! Come to the front of the class and we'll start the questions." He said as he sat down at his large desk. I nodded and shuffled over to the front of the class. My eyes were glued to the floor, so I didn't have to look at the posters…
"Okay so… Are you Bi or Gay?" Jaraiya asked. I looked up in surprise and my blush went twice as red.
"W-what!" I exclaimed.
"Are you bi or gay?" He repeated eagerly.
"I'm Straight" I said bewildered by the question. I heard Sai and Jaraiya scoff in disbelief.
"denial… Oh well on to the next question. Are you Uke or Seme? No wait don't answer that, I can already tell that you're Uke." Jaraiya said.
"What!? I'm not Uke!" I blurted out. He smirked.
"Are you still a virgin?"
"That's none of your business!" I said, still blushing madly.
"Next question. Do you have wet-dreams often?" He asked.
I couldn't believe he could ask that without giggling or laughing, 'cause this had to be a joke!
"Are you mad!?!" I exclaimed and took a large step away from him. He shrugged.
"Seems like you don't know how to play this game. Sai will you be a dear and show the new kid how this is done?" Jaraiya asked while sighing in annoyance. I saw Sai stand up and walk to the front of the class, staring at me all the while.
"Okay, Gay or Bi?" Jaraiya started.
"Gay." Said with an emotionless expression.
"Good good. Uke or Seme?"
"Seme, always." Sai said with a tiny hint of a smirk.
"That's my boy! Now, are you still virgin?"
"Hell no."
"Do you have wet dreams often?"
"Of course."
"What body type do you prefer?" Jaraiya while leaning over his desk and resting his chin on his folded hands.
"A bright haired, slim, cute, emotional boy. And he has to be a little shorter than me." Sai explained while looking at me every so often. I saw Gaara and Sasuke glaring at Sai from the corner of my eye.
"So basically he has to be the exact opposite of you?" I heard a girl call from the other side of the class.
"Yeah pretty much…" Sai said.
"Next Question!! Do you have a fetish for bondage and which position would you prefer you Uke to be in?" Jaraiya asked while bouncing slightly in his seat.
"Hentai!! Hentai!! Lalalalalalala!! I can't hear you!" I yelled while dropping my notebook and covering my ears and shouting noises so I couldn't here Sai's answer.
"My innocent mind has been contaminated for all eternity!!" I shouted while bolting towards the door.
Normal POV
"He's so a virgin." Jaraiya said and leaned back in his seat comfortably.
"And he's so mine" Sai whispered to himself.
"I heard that! Like hell he's yours!" Gaara growled while standing up and glaring at Sai.
"Oh and I suppose the demon freak will claim him!?" another guy on the other side of the room shouted.
"Oh no you di'n't!" Gaara said while attempting to lunge at the now scared boy. He screamed like a girl and ran around the room with Gaara hot on his tail.
"Morons." Sasuke said while getting up and walking to the front of the room. He bent down and picked up Naruto's book and then started for the door.
"Night as well bring the dobe his books." Sasuke said aloud.
"Cheater! You're just using that as an excuse, so you can go find him and rape him in a closet somewhere!" Kisame barked aloud and laughed. Sasuke didn't even flinch as Sai went to attack him. With one swift punch Sai was on the floor with a bleeding nose. Sasuke glared at Kisame for giving away his plan. The raven-haired teen was about to walk out the door, but then he froze and started twitching fearfully.
"Orochimaru?" Jaraiya asked aloud. Sasuke didn't answer but he ran and hid under his desk.
"Sasukeeeee-kuuuunnnnn!!" A loud call came. Orochimaru burst into the room with hearts in his eyes.
"Is Sasuke-kun here?" He asked. Jaraiya shrugged and everyone else ignored him, they all pitied Sasuke and didn't want to give him away. Even Gaara didn't say anything. Sai would've have told Orochimaru where Sasuke was hiding if he wasn't busy groaning in pain and rolling on the floor.
"Wait! I smell Sasuke's cologne! He was here!!" Orochimaru gasped in excitement and walked around the room, his nose up in the air as he followed Sasuke's scent.
"aha!! There you are!!" Orochimaru exclaimed and lunged for Sasuke. Said raven jumped from under the desk, barely dodging Orochimaru, and skidding towards the door. Just before he was free to go in the halls, Orochimaru leaped head first towards Sasuke, landing on the poor boy's back and making them fall to the floor.
"Don't leave me Sasukeeee!!" Orochimaru whined, while settling himself on Sasuke's back and practically raping the poor boy.
"Ahhhh… young love." Jaraiya sighed while sipping his tea and staring at his precious posters.