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Chapter 3: Mukuro the Pineapple
Lambo's class stared at Tsuna. He had drawn a pineapple on a corkboard, and repeatedly stabbed it with a random antique knife.
"Damned pineapple. Damned pineapple. Go back to hell." He kept on saying.
"U-um, S-Sawada-sensei? Are you okay?" Some random student asked.
But alas, the student was ignored, and Tsuna kept on cussing the "pineapple" out.
"Just don't bother trying, trashes. He'll be like this for a while." Xanxus said.
At that moment, the bell rang, signaling the start of homeroom.
Another student then spoke up.
"A-ano, Sensei? The bell rang..." she said
"Eh? The bell rung?" Tsuna asked, hastily shoving the knife away to who knows where.
"Well then, let's get class started..." Tsuna said.
~linelineline~
They were half way through their lesson when a few students noticed that...
Tsuna-sensei was wearing a pink sparkly dress.
What?
All the students looked at each other in confusion.
"And that's why-What? Why are you guys looking at me like that?" Tsuna asked, confused.
Then he looked down.
"Oh." He said. Then,
"Mukuro, show yourself RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR I WILL PAINT YOUR ROOM FULL OF CANERIES!" Tsuna screamed.
"Kufufufu... How boring..." A pineapple-headed man said.
"Explain yourself. Now. Why are you here." Tsuna stated.
"Kufu~" The hetrochromatic man said before disappearing.
Before "Mukuro" could completely disappear, he became fully visible again.
"What is the meaning of this, Sawada Tsunayoshi? Why are my illusions not working?" He asked.
Tsuna just smirked in reply.
~withinthetruthhidestheliewithintheliehidesthetruththatisthemist~
"Ne, ne, who do you guys think that pineapple headed man was?"
"I don't know, but he's hot!"
"But he and Tsuna-sensei are like a married couple.."
"Ehh, but I prefer him with Xanxus-sensei."
"Kyaaa! A love triangle!"
Were the murmurs of the female population during lunch.
"Can you believe them, Xanxus?" Tsuna asked.
"They're fucking idiots, all of them."
"Kufufufu~ But that's a great idea, isn't it, Vongola? If we were married, I could finally take over your body and destroy the mafia world~ But I should kill them for calling me a pineapple~"
At that point, Xanxus did something very out of character. He face-palmed.
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