Author's Note:

OMG...
I Updated!?
No. EFFIN. WAY!!
I really apologize to those of you who are still reading this xD
I must've lost a lot of people to this story.
But Oh Well.
I Hope this was Worth the Wait. But I must admit, I think i've lost my touch in my writing Skillage.
But oh well. 3;;
I would also like to tell everyone that i've also become a huge Grimmichi Fan!!
though Sasunaru is still my Favoritem so no worries about that xDD
Naruto: Oi! Why do I always seem to be surrounded by perverts and bastards!!?
Sasuke: because you're a dobe...
Naruto: WHAT"D YOU SAY!?
Me: -puts collars and leashes on Sasu and Naru- You two need to calm down...
Sasuke and Naruto: -Cat fight-
Me: O .O;;
Review please? x3

And The Devil Marches On

Chapter 21

What happened in the previous chapter~:

"What do you think you're doing…" I finally whispered with a gulp. A blush was rising on my cheeks from the fact that he was so close. I could practically smell the soft scent of cologne, but it was just there and it wasn't an overwhelming smell that made you scrunch your nose and want to move away—quite the opposite actually.
My question was only answered by Sasuke moving forward so that his lips brushed against the very corner of my mouth and then he serenely kissed across my scarred cheek. My blush went twice as red, but I didn't pull away.
The way he didn't forcefully kiss me like Itachi and Sai had done… it felt nice. I actually really liked it. But before I could even think about maybe kissing him back, he moved towards my ear; the soft skin of his cheek brushing against mine lightly as he placed his lips right beside my ear. He whispered, "That's all I wanted. I hope that seemed fair enough to you."
Then he plopped the pants in my lap and sat back down in the seat he had previously been in.

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"I brought some food if you're that hungry. Here." He said as he handed me two sandwiches. He had a plastic bowl of Salad in front of him. I didn't even notice when he had started eating because I was too busy chomping down the ham sandwiches.
Oh! I've never felt so happy!!!
Okay so maybe he isn't such an ass….

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Naruto's POV (Dattebayo!)

Jaraiya's Class. (be warned…)

Damn… damn… damn damndamndamndamndamnDAMN!!

I haven't even been to this school for more than two days and I already hate most of the teachers here!! Though, that's not surprising, because I hated every single one of my Teachers from all my other schools, except Iruka-sensei. But I mean… I was hoping to get a new start at this school! Everything seemed just peachy until the whole Itachi thing!

I especially despise Jaraiya-sensei at this moment…

You wanna know why!?

I'LL TELL YOU WHY!

Because I'm standing in front of the whole class- AGAIN!- and he's making me do a demonstration… a demonstration… that demonstrates…

Uhmm…

How to say this…

I HAVE TO SHOW THEM HOW TO PUT ON A CONDOM!

What the hell!?

This isn't fair!

As soon as I walked into this accursed classroom I was pummeled by the old pervert and forced to wait and stand in front of the whole class! And I watched as everyone finally walked into the class and took their seats before the bell rang. Then I was still just standing there… and everyone was staring at me!

Well, they're all still staring at me, but instead of it being curious stares it was all perverted and amused stares!

UGH!

My face felt like it was about to explode from embarrassment! I know I must look ridiculous from blushing so much. But how would YOU feel if you were having to hold a stupid pink Dildo and a pack of condoms!?

Well I guess it's a good thing that Jaraiya-sensei is making me use a dildo instead of my actual… well you know!

BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

I mean… I didn't even really know how to put it on!

Iruka always just told me never to even think about sex until I got married or something. And I would've been happy to live my life as naïve as possible, but apparently Fate's a BITCH!

To my growing dismay, I heard a bunch of the girls start giggling and pointing in my direction, which I'm sure made my face get even more red, but I didn't even notice because my face felt too hot already…

I chanced a glance over to Sasuke only to see that he was visibly trying to hold back from laughing.

That asshole!

My embarrassment some how morphed into rage and I used that rage in order to chuck the dildo at Jaraiya-sensei (who unfortunately dodged it…) and stomp on the small package that held the stupid condom!

"WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO THIS DEMONSTRATION!?" I shrieked as I kicked the package at the door. I quietly fumed while shuffling my feet and I took this time to count to ten in my head. Iruka-sensei always said that if I was really angry then that would help me calm down, but it never worked, so why would it now!?

Jaraiya just sat on his desk and scratched at his chin thoughtfully as he looked at me.

"I really don't know… But it's totally worth it to see you all flustered!" Jaraiya shouted and he laughed loudly while rolling around on his empty desk.

Tch, figures…

I went to turn and stomp out the door in order to get as far away from these demented people, but I thought better of it. When I stormed out of the room like that yesterday I was promptly jumped by that stupid gang in the school that currently wants me out of this school. So I just turned again and stomped over to my seat, which was next to Sasuke's (regrettably). I made sure to glare heatedly at everyone (including that cockatoo-haired bastard) before slumping into my seat, but the only reactions I got from them were laughs and 'Ahwz isn't he cute?'s.

That really didn't really help… AT ALL!

Jaraiya seemed disappointed by my lack of wanting to participate. GOOD! I didn't want to be a part of his stupid little amusement. Why do people love picking on me??! I felt like crying and whining and throwing a tantrum at the moment, but I didn't, I just settled for fuming in my seat.

I felt a tap on my shoulder and snapped my head to the right, ready to glare daggers at the person, but I stopped when I realized it was Sasuke. The teme was giving me this worried look.

"Hey dobe, you okay?" He whispered to me and quickly pulled his hand back to his desk. The question and the way he spoke it out of pure curiosity helped dissipate my anger, if only a little.

I grumbled softly and looked back to my desk to avoid his gaze before saying, "Yeah I'm fine. I'm just tired of being the center of attention I guess."

It was the truth, I really hated being the center of attention, whether it was from being picked on, being used as a demonstration, being the new kid… anything. I mean it was nice to be noticed ever once in a while when you did something cool, but always getting attention was annoying!

I remember when I was little I used to do pranks and cause trouble just to BE the center of attention, but now I just tried to avoid it.

But, as I've said before, Fate's A Bitch!

I have been nothing but an alarm for attention since I've walked into this damned school!

Sasuke frowned and looked to me for a little while longer before sighing and looking back to the front of the class. I guess he didn't really know what to say to that. I can't blame him really, 'cause I wouldn't know what to say either.

I curled my arms in front of me and rested my head on them, ready to just fall asleep and never wake up again. Just before I could even close my eyes though, the bell rang for next period. JEEZ! I must've been stuttering and blushing in front of the class for a while!

I was just about to sit up and get out of my seat but I was roughly SHOVED out of my seat, making me fall on my ass.

I was too worn out at the moment to be angry so I just looked up to see who it was that pushed me. It was one of those stupid guys that had punched me on the rooftop that one time. But before I could even react I was picked up and I saw that someone had shoved that guy away and out the door.

The person that shoved the guy out was Sai, who was now glaring out in the hallway. I then took the chance to look up at whoever had the NERVE to pick me up!

"uhm… Sasuke?"

I said and blinked. He looked down at me and scoffed.

"You're such a dobe." He mumbled.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU TEME!? Put me down!! NOW!" I shouted and squirmed in his arms restlessly. He just sighed and let me down so I was standing on my own. I huffed and snatched up my orange notebook before stomping out of the room to go to next period which happened to be with Deidara-Sensei, which I didn't have the chance to go to yesterday.

I hope his class isn't as crazy as the others…