(Phil's POV)
"Hey guys," Mackenzie said, walking into the flat. I looked up from my computer.
"I thought you had classes all day?" I asked.
"I do, but we got a new writing assignment and I was told to find Pj."
That's right, he's her writing mentor or something; I nodded.
"Do you know where he is?"
"I think he's in Dan's room editing with Dan and Chris."
"Thanks," she said before skipping down the hallway. I followed her to Dan's room. She was setting up her laptop on the floor while Pj read something in a notebook, with Chris and Dan reading over his shoulder.
"Damn girl, that is going to be one messed up story," Dan said.
"That's pretty manageable," Pj said at the same time.
"I'm mostly worried about the mary-sue and the cat," Mackenzie said.
"What if you made everyone cats? Not like Doctor Who Cat-nuns, but like its all from the perspective of cats?" Pj suggested.
"Still, were not even allowed to kill the mary-sue," Mackenzie huffed.
"What the actual fuck are you two going on about?" Dan asked.
"Her story requirements," Pj said, looking at the page in her notebook. "She needs a mary-sue that she can't kill off. Damn."
"Thanks to Tommy who killed his mary-sue in the first chapter two assignments ago."
"And I applaud him for doing so," Pj said. "I need to sit in on one of your classes." He thought for a second. "Oh! How 'bout you make the mary-sue so mary-sueish that Symes will want you to kill her off in your next assignment?"
"That is brilliant. And if you sat in on one of our classes, you would meet a real life mary-sue who doesn't know what a freaking hufflepuff is."
Pj gasped. "SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A HUFFLEPUFF IS?!"
"Nope, and Symes won't let us vote her out of the class."
"I better have a talk with Symes, then," Pj decided, pulling out his phone.
"I think they're aliens from a different planet," Dan stage whispered to me.
I nodded. "We must eliminate them before they destroy the world."
"On three we attack, Phil you get Mac, and Dan and I will get Pj, we have to disable their creativeness," Chris commanded.
"Right," Dan agreed. "One, two, THREE!"
Dan and Chris ran at Pj and tackled him to the ground while I tackled Kenzie. Dan, being the neat freak he is, left Totoro on the floor; I, being the klutz that I am, tripped over it, making Kenzie and I tumble onto the bed, me landing on top. She looked up at me, her bright green eyes wide with surprise and her perfect lips formed an 'o' in surprise matching the look in her eyes.
No, Phil, what are you thinking, she's Dan's sister. And she has a boyfriend.
But Dan said he'd probably break up with her soon...
Stop it, Phil; if anything she's going to fall for Pj, just give it up now.
"AHHHHH HELP GET OFF ME!" Pj shouted from the ground. Chris promptly sat on his stomach.
"NEVER!" Chris shouted.
"MOVE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BARF ALL OVER YOU!"
"Ok then," Chris said moving to sit above his head, pinning his hands above his head as Dan pinned his legs down.
"Phil?" I heard Kenzie question beneath me, "What's going on?"
I quickly rolled off. "Erm, Chris decided we should destroy you aliens before you take over the world."
"How am I an alien? You guys are aliens; you can eat like a ton of food in one meal."
I shrugged. "Well you were talking about mary-sues and cats and and and..."
"Did you read the whole list?" she asked, handing me her notebook.
"No..." I read through the requirements for her newest assignment. "Fifty pages?! Holy lions, that's a lot of words."
"That depends if you write dialog or not; one girl, Autumn, refuses to write any quotation marks, and Benny only writes in dialog."
"Still that's like, infinity million words."
"True, normally we only write like 30 page compositions."
"GET OFF ME YOU SICK BASTARD!" Pj shouted again. "I CAN'T BREATHE!"
"I'LL SAVE YOU PEEJ!" Kenzie shouted before tackling Dan away from Pj.
"My savior!" Pj swooned, falling into Kenzie's arms.
"YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY MAC, RUE IT!" Dan shouted.
"QUICKLY! TO THE KITCHEN!" Chris shouted, running out of the room. Pj, Kenzie and I started running towards the kitchen with Dan chasing after us.
"To the lounge!" Pj shouted once we reached the kitchen. "Don't let Dan know where we are, secrecy is the key!"
"He soooo heard that, we should go back to his room," Kenzie suggested. Chris nodded and ninja rolled into the hallway. Everyone followed suit until we were back into Dan's room and we locked the door.
"Now I want food, dammit," Chris said, leaning against the door.
"I have Nerds and Hershey bars," Kenzie said.
"Sorry, what?"
"Candy, I have candy."
"Gimme gimme gimme!"
"Here," Kenzie said, handing over what looks like a small colorful box and a few, like ten, chocolate bars.
"Jesus, how much candy do you carry with you?" Pj asked, his eyes widening at the stash.
"Enough, I don't like coffee," Kenzie explained.
"Touche."
"How do you not like coffee?" I asked.
"This is gonna make me sound like a kid, but it taste really gross."
"Maybe SHE'S the alien," Chris mused, assuming a 'thinking pose.'
"It is gross, then again, I have the taste buds of a ten year old."
"Guys, it's lonely out here," Dan whined from the other side of the door. "I won't kill anyone or make mass genocide, I promise."
"'Do you swear on Delia Smith?" I asked.
"I swear on Delia Smith's Cooking Bible, and Delia Smith, and her mum, and her mum's placenta."
"Fine," I said opening the door.
A/N Hey guys! I know this is a bit late, but I delayed posting it for a while to see what kind of response it was getting. So far like nothing... :(... but anyway I'll keep posting, but go down there and leave me a review if you don't like something or want something changed, I'm very open to suggestions. You could even be featured, or a name you like if you ask nice enough. But enough of me, just keep reading and stay gold.