(Marcus's POV)
Once we left the classroom, Sam ripped the mask off and died of silent laughter. "That's was fucking awesome!" he whispered. "The teach totally fell for it! Oh man, that's being uploaded tonight."
"Hey, you think Melanie's single?" Alfie asked.
"My dear Alfred, if she's single now, she won't be for long; did you see the way the other kid was looking at her? He totally fancies her," I said.
"What about Kenzie?" Alfie asked.
"She dating a total chav," Sam said, "Big, muscular, rugby player with drunk friends."
"She's gonna end up with a YouTuber," I predicted.
"Well yeah, she's living with the Foursome basically; my money's on Pj, personally," Sam commented, stripping off Francis.
"If she goes to the party on Saturday, she's going to be overwhelmed, maybe we can see which one she fancies the most," Alfie suggested.
"Alfie, one does not simply ask a girl who she fancies and expects a straight answer. It just doesn't work," I said.
"Not asking her, but observing her; she's bound to flirt with people, and maybe we could get a game of Spin the Bottle going," Alfie corrected.
I shrugged. "Can't hurt."
"My money's still on Pj."
Saturday, Neri-Cool Location, 5:30 PM
(Jack Harries(JacksGap) POV)
"Hey, Alex, did you grab the tequila out of our car?" I asked. Alex nodded.
"Don't you think three bottles might have been slightly... excessive?"
"Not at all," I replied, grinning. "There's gonna be a lot of us here: me, Finn, Carrie, Zoe, Charlie, Bryarly, Marcus, Alfie, Caspar, Ben, Hazel, Sam, and the Foursome. Along with Dan's sister."
"What about her boyfriend, the rugby-playing hunk?" Finn asked.
"He's a chav, he's not coming," Sam clarified.
"And she tweeted something about him getting injured at practice this morning," Marcus added.
"What a wuss." I lined up glasses on the table. "How many people is that again?"
"A lot, but Phil doesn't drink," Charlie said.
"And neither does Sam," Marcus added.
"Can you even play rugby?" Carrie asked.
"Obviously, 'cause we're such manly men," Alex boasted. Charlie rolled his eyes.
*DING DONG*
"Now I wonder who that could be..." Charlie mused as he walked to the door; I followed with glasses of adult beverages.
"Hey guys! C'mon in!" Charlie said, holding the door open for Caspar, Ben, Hazel and Zoe. "Go tell Alfie is wife is here," he said to me with a smirk. Zoe pouted and punched him on the arm.
"Hardy-freaking-har, McDonnell," she said, walking towards the kitchen.
*DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DO-*
"Jesus Christ, you only had to do it once!" Alex said, opening the door to reveal Chris still poking the doorbell button. The rest of the Foursome and a rather attractive girl stood behind him.
"Finn, you got the shot glasses?" I asked.
"Yeah, right over here," Finn called from somewhere in the house.
"Well, head towards the sound of my voice with six glasses and a bottle of something," I instructed.
"Okie dokie," Finn said, turning a corner and coming into the main entrance hall.
"Pour them and I'll serve 'em."
"Is that Dan's sister?" Finn asked while pouring the shots.
"Yup."
"She's kinda hot."
"Yup."
"Is that what Dan would be as a female?"
"Probably."
"Is it bad that I would want to bang a female Dan?" he asked warily, downing a shot.
"Probably, since the equivalent of that can most likely here you," Marcus said, grabbing a shot glass.
"Right, I'll shut up," Finn said, handing me the rest of the glasses.
"Ok, so we're taking bets, which YouTuber do you think she'll end up with?" Sam asked, declining the offered glass. "My five pounds are on Pj."
"Hmm, thats a hard one; I think Phil," I said, after thinking for a moment.
"My money's on Phil's mum," Carrie said, also taking a shot.
"She's not even on YouTube," Marcus argued.
"Yeah she is; she's been on Phil's videos a few times, it works."
"I doubt that will happen," Sam said.
"Doubt what will happen?" Pj asked, stepping inside and taking a glass.
"That Dan will ever get over Delia Smith," Marcus lied.
"Yeah, that's never gonna happen," Pj agreed, downing the shot.
"So what's his sister's name?" Finn asked.
"Why don't you ask her?" a voice asked from behind us, scaring the freaking shit out of us, I might add.
"Ok, what's your name?" I asked.
"Kenzie. Now that wasn't so hard was it?" she asked.
"No, not at all," I said, grinning. "I'm Jack."
"And that's Finn and that's Carrie, and Marcus and Sam and Pj," Kenzie finished, introducing everyone.
"Hey, she knows her YouTubers!" Charlie said, walking over to me to take a glass.
"Care for a drink, Kenzie?" I asked, offering her the last glass.
"No thanks," Kenzie said.
"She has the taste buds of a ten year old, she doesn't even like coffee," Dan said, taking the last glass.
"Hey, I wanted that," I said, pouting.
"Too bad," Dan said, downing the whole thing before giving me back the cup, "You can have the glass."
"Gee, thanks Dan," I said, looking at the glass. "It's covered in Howell slobber, you can keep it."
"Or you could sell it on Ebay," Dan said, walking more into the party.
I fake gagged and set the glass in the sink; no need for male Howell slobber. When I turned back around, Kenzie and Pj had also disappeared.
"So, Kenzie and Pj need a ship name..." Sam started.
"God, you're acting like they're already together," I said. "But they do need a name..."
"Well he fancies her, obviously," Marcus said.
"How do you mix stuff with Pj? That like, doesn't work," Finn complained.
"Well there's KickTheStickz, does she have a channel?" Carrie asked.
"I dunno, I don't think so," Marcus said, thinking.
"MAC WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY PHONE!?" Dan exclaimed from the lounge.
"Nothing!" Kenzie yelled back.
"KickTheKenzie?" Sam asked.
"KickTheMac!" I said. "Computer jokes are never funny, but it works."
"It sounds like we're supporting computer abuse," Finn said.
"Who doesn't?"
"I still believe it will be Phil," Finn said, "AmazingKenzie."
"I agree," Carrie said. "Is there an official person running the bet?"
"I think Alfie is," Sam said.
"Alfie!" Carrie shouted across the lounge.
"What?" Alfie asked as he walked over to our group.
Carrie walked over. "Put me down for five pounds on Phil."
"Any other bets?" Alfie asked, taking Carrie's money.
'"Not yet, unless you don't already have Sam and me down for Pj," I said.
"I do, any other people we're asking?"
"Let's go ask Alex and Charlie," Sam said dragging me and Alfie towards the two.
"Hey, you guys know Kenzie, right? Dan's sister?" I started. They both nodded.
"We're taking bets, which YouTuber do you think she'll end up with?" Sam asked, cutting to the chase.
Alex looked around the room slowly. "I'm going with Marcus on this one," he said, pulling out a five pound note.
"I can't even think of a ship name for that Kencus ...Marnz..." Sam said.
"We're using the channel names, duh," I said. "It would be KenzieButlerTV."
"That sounds like we're married," Marcus pouted, "And she doesn't have a channel."
"We used channel names for Phil and Pj; we could call it MarcusHowellTV," Finn said with a smirk.
"That sounds like Dan, I'll ship that," Charlie said.
"Right, do we have a date the ship has to have sailed by?" Alfie asked.
"Well she does have a boyfriend..." Carrie said.
"Have you met him?" Sam asked, taking a sip of something... probably soda. "He's a big, blonde, buff rugby player who is gonna be out of the picture pretty soon."
"Well, Dan says he's gonna either cheat on her or dump her in about a month, but she always goes for the same type. Both Pj and Phil fancy her, I think," Chris said, appearing out of nowhere.
"Is that so?" Finn asked. "Looks like I'm gonna win that bet; Team Phil!"
"Team Pj's gonna win," I replied. "Did you see the way he's looking at her? I'm surprised he hasn't done anything about it yet."
"She has a boyfriend," Carrie reminded me.
"So?"
"So, if Dan is correct, once he dumps her, she's gonna be heartbroken and will need time to sulk and then get back on her feet, plus I think she thinks of Pj as a brother."
"We'll let time tell," Alfie said, "No pushing your ships to make sure you win the bet; that's cheating."
"As if we would cheat! What do you take us for?!"
"Irresponsible broke YouTubers."
"Touche."
"Can we pester Kenzie to find out who she likes?" Sam asked.
"Fine. But no changing her mind." Alfie shoved the money into his pocket. "Where'd you get the drink, Sam?"
"Er, someone somewhere," Sam said vaguely, "Let's go find that girl and pester her."
We meandered through the crowd until we found Kenzie with Zoe on one of the couches.
"So, Kenzie-"
"The topic of crushes came up-"
"And we were wondering-"
"Who you like?" Finn and I finished together.
"I have a boyfriend," Kenzie said.
"Well yeah, but who do you like?" Sam asked.
"You mean like all time YouTube crush?" Kenzie asked, slightly confused.
"Yeah, something like that. Who is it?"
"Errr, American or British?" Kenzie asked, trying to avoid the questions.
"Like, in this building," Finn said, grinning.
"Fine, but fyi I was going to say Joey Graceffa, but here I guess maybe...errr... I'm not sure."
"Sure you're sure," Marcus said, joining us again. "Have a drink, it helps me make big decisions."
"I don't really drink."
"C'mon girl, you're not in 'merica any more, you can drink," Zoe said.
"Pick your poison," I said, leading her over to the table where Charlie had set up a mini bar in the lounge.
"I honestly have know idea about any of this," Kenzie said, looking completely lost.
"Give her a vodka on the rocks," Zoe instructed. "Now, if you've never done this before, I suggest sipping it. Unless you wanna go crazy then you can chug it."
"Er, okay," Kenzie said, taking a small sip.
"How's it taste, love?" I asked.
"Ok I guess, have have nothing to compare it to..." Kenzie trailed off.
"So... you're all time YouTube crush..." Marcus said.
"Joey Graceffa."
"In this building," he clarified.
"Hmmp, errr, who's here?"
"I have a list!" Charlie declared; he handed over a piece of paper. "Here."
"Hottest or all time crush, like fangirl stalkerish crush?"
"Both."
"Er hottest is Charlie, hands down, but crush is like P-"
"You guys can't get her drunk to win," Alfie said, cutting Kenzie off.
"YES I AM THE CHAMPION!" Charlie shouted.
"Wait, win what?" Kenzie asked, putting down the empty glass.
"Erm, nothing...?" Alfie said, making it more like a question than a statement.
"Whatever," Kenzie said, shrugging it off.
"Can the hottest guy in the building refill your glass for you?" Charlie asked, grinning.
"Sure, thanks," Kenzie said, blushing slightly.
"Hey, quit that blushing; I'm a taken man, remember?"
"Yet you don't care about being called the hottest guy?" Finn asked.
"There's a difference between being called hot and being blushed over. Huge difference."
"Well, if she thinks your hot she's obviously going to blush; five pounds she's a fangirl and is internally dying," Marcus said.
Charlie gasped. "Is this true?!" he asked, being overly dramatic.
"Um, er yeah," Kenzie said, looking down at her feet.
"YAYYY A FAN!" Charlie ran around the table and gave Kenzie a huge hug. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?!"
"Well, I practically stalked all of you for most of highschool, and it would be creepy if I suddenly knew everything about you guys," Kenzie babbled on, "Basically, I wanted to meet you guys for you, not as a fan and YouTuber."
"Touche," Charlie said, nodding.
"Hey, Charlie, we're running low on Bourbon," Alex said, looking under the table.
"We'll go grab some more from our car," Finn said. "Wanna come with, Kenzie?"
"Sure," she said, following us towards the door.
"Oo, we also have Red Bull!" I said, jumping up and down in excitement. Finn rolled his eyes.
"Like you need more energy."
"Hey, Kenzie, you feeling alright?" I asked, looking at her leaning against the wall next to our car, looking sickly pale.
"Ye-" she started, before collapsing onto the pavement. Fuck.
"FINN!"
A/N and its a cliffie...
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