A/N: Gah! Zane literally [spoilers], so now they're two parts of a whole, Jay and Cole are such children thanks to [spoilers], Lloyd thinks [spoilers], and I thought [spoilers]! This show is not for children...

Anyway, rant on Ninjago aside, let's work on another show claimed to be for children but really isn't: Turtles!

This chapter is weird.

Disclaimer: If I owned them, they would've crossed over with Ninjago a while ago.

"DARN IT!" Raph yelled when his on-screen avatar got slaughtered in the video game he was playing with his brothers. This was the third time in a row he had been killed!

"Raph, calm down; it's just a game."

Raph rolled his eyes at his older brother's calmness. Of course he wasn't going to make a big deal out of it; he hadn't died once yet.

"Be glad you're not Donnie!" Mikey teased, thankfully earning no reaction from said turtle. Don may have been a genius, but he wasn't always the greatest at video games (though perhaps the way he kept blinking had something to do with it...).

"True..." Raph agreed as Leo finally died in the game. "Yes!"

Suddenly Don burst out into laughter, much to his brothers' confusion.

"Uh, Don? You alright there?" Leo asked, both scared for and of his brother, after this went on for several moments with no sign of letting up. "What's so funny?"

"I don't know..."

"You don't know why you're laughing..."

"Nope!"

Donnie was certainly a strange one.

A/N: EVERYTHING I LOVE DIES!

Stephanie: Calm. Down.

Never!