Hey! I'm glad you guys enjoyed the last chapter, so here are 5 more! I hope y'all enjoy!

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6. Say "I love you" when they don't mean it. If the girl you "loved" gained 300 pounds, would you still love her? That's what I thought.

Over the summer, Kim was gaining weight. She used to be 90 pounds, then she went up to 100. Jack didn't love her anymore, he liked Liberty Pidgeon, who weighed 80 pounds. He only likes girls 95 and less.

"I love you, Jack." her voice rang through his ears.

"I love you to." he lied before hanging up.

7. Lie. You will get caught. Don't ever under any circumstances try to keep a lie going with a girl. It will not work.

Instead of meeting Kim at her house, he was secretly on his tenth date with Mandy Chicz. Whilst Mandy was ordering, his phone went off. It was Kim. He quickly got up and ran to the bathroom.

"Yeah?"

"Where are you?"

"Umm….my mom wanted me to watch my brother."

"Oh okay." And with that she hung up. Jack thanked the lord before returning to Mandy.

8. Deny things that are true. If a girl confronts you about something, she knows the truth. Denying it makes her more angry. Grow some balls and own up to it.

"JACK!" Jack flinched when he heard his girlfriend Kim yelling at him. He turned to her.

"Yes, honey?" he quietly asked.

"I KNOW YOU SLEPT WITH MEL SALZMANN YESTERDAY! YOU LEFT ME ALONE AT SAOIRSE'S FOR FOUR HOURS!"

"Stop yelling, princess." he stuttered. She was right. "You're causing a scene."

"JUST TELL ME IF YOU DID OR NOT!" she screeched.

"I didn't, sweetie. I promise," Jack said.

"MEL TOLD ME."

9. Pressure her. If she wants to do

something with you, she will.

"Come on, sweetie! Just come to the club with us!"

"But Jack-"

"No buts. You are coming!"

10. Talk about other girls. Don't say they're hot,

pretty, or even nice. We don't want to hear it.

"So, I was hanging out with Marcia Cobb, and she looked so hot in her shorts-"

"Jack?"

"Yes?"

"I don't care."

I hope y'all enjoyed!

I had this segment called "WHATS THE LANGUAGE", it's when I give you sentence in a language, and you have to tell me it in reviews, and here's the first one

Un royaume de solitude, ma placé est là pour toujours.

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