Hey! I decided to write five more. Let's go!
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11. Talk to her about their exes. If you're saying nice stuff, we'll assume you still like them, and if you say that crap, we'll assume you'll do the same about us.
"I saw Irma today." Kim set down her pen down. Would she ever give up?
"What happened?"
"She gave me cupcakes, and I gave her a hug."
"Uh-uh, keep going."
"But she was wearing really short shorts. She's such a hoe."
12. Say crap behind her back. No matter how
much you try to keep it a secret. she will hear about it.
"How do you feel about Kim?" Jack's secret girlfriend Perla Boyd asked.
"She's annoying."
"Then why are you dating her?"
"She makes good bacon."
13. Be a jerk to her in front of their friends
. They might think it's funny, but she will definitely not.
"So this is Kim?" Jack's friend Fraser Wagner asked.
"Yeah, this is the derp." Jack laughed, pinching her cheek. "She's so dumb with the way she moves."
"What?" Fraser asked.
"She's so clumsy. She can't do anything right." Jack kept laughing, and Fraser soon joined.
14. Try to make it look like something was her
fault to get yourself out of trouble. It will make things much, much worse.
"Jack! You broke my mother's vase!"
"WHAT?! You did!"
"JACK YOU PICKED IT UP AND THREW IT DOWN!"
"NO YOU DID!"
15. Ask why she's mad at you. Say you were
wrong and apologize. Do not say you didn't do
anything wrong. If she's mad, you obviously did something.
Kim was mad. She saw Jack give Kalea Fuller roses, and it was Valentine's Day. Jack got her nothing, and Kim got him the Xbox One. He didn't even say thank you, he just flipped out and screamed with happiness.
"Kim?" Jack was behind her in class.
"..."
"Kimmy?"
"..."
"Kimmy-bear?"
"..."
"Why are you mad at me?"
"..."
"Kalea liked the roses."
And that's a wrap! I'll see you next time, be sure to review!
REVIEW RESPONSES!
kickinitlover11: I'm so sorry to hear that, and you should. Guys can be stupid sometimes, you're probably awesome.
kickinitwithyou2: It was French, and thanks. :3
LittleMissBookwormBraniac: You're welcome, and that one took me a while to think of.
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