Chapter one
The Funeral
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The day started with breakfast. I had soon gotten a shower once my mom was done and soon once I was dried, I had put on a black dress that was covered with black lace and a white belt in the middle just below my chest bones. I had put my hair into two braids on the side of my head. I also put on a bit of eye shadow and soon checked myself out. For a 13 year old, I wasn't too bad looking. I smiled and soon went down stairs, my mom was waiting for me. "You look cute sweetie" She said. My mom was in a black skirt which stopped at her knees along with a black blouse. I smiled. "Thanks mom" I replied. I soon put on my wedges and then went outside. I looked up at the blue sky and soon got into the 2010 Challenger and we went toward New England. You see we live in Boston, which was a three hour drive.
Once we arrived at the church, I got out and stretched my legs, and soon looked over to see my Aunt Deanne and Uncle Kurt get out, followed my Mama Ronzoni and Charlotte and Andre. I went to my two cousins and hugged them, it had been a month since I last seen them. I soon gave my uncle and aunt hug as well. "Look at you" my aunt said as she kissed my cheek. "You look so grown up already" She said as Kurt smiled. "Yea she looks like her mother" He said as he hugged me tight. I soon noticed my mother hug her sister in law, and my uncle as well as Mama Ronzoni. Soon my uncle turned around. "Hollywood" He said as I noticed a black large SUV park and a woman sat in the passenger's side. She wore a large black hat. "Hey Kurt McKenzie and the whole McKenzie Clan" the guy said as he hugged my uncle and smiled. "Wow, Eva is that you" He added as he hugged my mother who hugged back. "You look great" He said as he nodded toward his wife and my mom and Aunt went off. "This is my niece Scarlett and my two kids Andre and Charlotte" He said as I smiled. "Hello Sir" I said as I went to see my mother. "I Roxanne I don't know if you remember me, I was at your wedding dancing on the table" My aunt said as my mother shook her head. "I'm Eva" My mother added and Roxanne smiled. "Ah yes of course Eva and Deanna" She said as she looked at my Aunt. "Wow you are glowing in your pregnancy" She said and my aunt looked at her serious. "What the hell you walking about" She said as my mother tapped her arm a little as Roxanna looked like she just seen a ghost. My aunt laughed. I looked to the Asian woman who seemed to be fixing one of the kids collars. "Hey I'm Greg" He said after she was done. "This is my brother Keithie" He said as I smiled. "Hi, I'm Scarlett" I smiled. I looked over to see Mama Ronzoni trying to Kiss Lenny. I made a gross face as my uncle said something and soon my aunt and Roxanna walked over as they introduced each other. Soon I heard something that sounded like rap music. "Woah, did I tell you to turn off the cell phone Greg?" Lenny asked. "Yea but it's my massage therapist" He said. I looked at him and raised an eye brown. 'Alright he seems like a Spoiled brat' I thought. "No no cell phones" Lenny said. "Wait no cell phones, then I'm outta here" I looked over to see a guy in a striped shirt with shoulder length blonde hair. "Higgy" My uncle, and Lenny said. "Whose ready to get their funeral on" He said as he danced I kind of hid behind my mother, this guy seemed kind of creepy. "Eva?" He asked and looked at my mother as they hugged. "Marcus, this is my daughter Scarlett" She said as I smiled to the guy. "She looks like you but with Kevin's eyes" He added. The guys started to go on about something and soon they talked about the asian woman who was helping Becky. Soon I heard a car and I turned around. "Hey Now" I looked to see a guy pull up. "Lamonsoff" I hear my uncle and Lenny say. They were going on about the car and b cup? I shook my head. "Eva?" Lamonsoff said as my mother smiled. "Hey Eric" She said as they hugged. "This is my daughter, Scarlett" She said as I smiled. "It's nice to meet you" I added. "She has Kevin's eyes" He said as I looked down. Soon a guy came out, as the guys went and hugged him and said a few things. I stood by my cousins and then looked over to see the short guy and the old woman share tongues. I made a pucking sound and my uncle laughed. "You got that right Scar" He said as I felt my body shake. "Gross" I said as Greg nodded in response to me. Soon the Funeral started and I went and sat beside my cousins. Soon mama Ronzoni moved and sat down and I heard something go off. "Andre, I think I sat on your adding machine" I held in a chuckle. "Now I know what happened to the fish tank. That did it. I let out a giggle, and Greg looked at me. I looked down and blushed a light pink as my uncle held in a laugh as well. Soon the ceremony started and Lenny went up and said a few words. Soon the short guy who I got his name was Rob started to sing some song. It felt like this was never going to end. "I bet you this takes him down on one knee" Lenny said as my uncle agreed. Not long after had Rob went down on his knee and my uncle shook his head and handed him five bucks. "Looks like you lost that one" I said in a whispered and he nodded. Soon Marcus cupped his hand over his mouth and made a Buzz sound that got everyone burst out laughing. Rob got mad and it was funny. Soon after we all gathered in a park or something and everyone was chit chatting and going on. I sat beside Charlotte and Andre as I ate a piece of cake. I happened to look over and noticed the guy giving Gloria a foot rub. "Nasty" I said. "I agree" Greg said as he took a seat in front of me. Soon I seen Donna and something snapped as she grabbed her cake and threw it. I shook my head and then looked over and seen Bean well let's just say you don't want to know. I sighed. After a while we all piled into the cars and went for the lake house. We all took different spots as I got out and smiled. "Wow" I said as my mom nodded. "Beautiful isn't it?" She asked. "Daddy what's that machine doing?" Becky asked as we approached the house. "It's getting rid of the moths honey" Lenny said. "Where is it taking them" She asked again. "Hell" Marcus said. "Higgins" Lenny said. "No not hell Mexico" He said and soon received a hit from my mother. "It's giving them electricity so the moths fall asleep" He said. "it's electrocuting them, but their dying" She said scared. "Its killing them?" Charlotte and Donna said in unison. "No!" Lenny said as he ran up and unplugged it. "They are all alright I promise you" He said as he picked up a Moth and threw it. "He's still sleeping" He said. "It's dead dad" Greg said, and soon Roxanna pinched his arm, which made him yell in pin, which I chuckled at. "Ooh a porch swing" Mama Ronzoni said as she pushed Keithie and stepped o the porch and squashed the moth. "Now it's dead" He said in a whisper.
Soon we all went into the house as I smiled more. "Wow it's even more beautiful in here" I said as my mom nodded. "Yes its better t night" She said as she soon heard Lenny say bout rooms for everyone. We soon got a tour from Rob and as we came to the master bedroom, Eric said that Lenny should have it but he gave it to us. We all soon ran in. Greg and Keithie went on about the Television. 'Wow, they really are spoiled...' I thought and soon I knew that this would most likely be a great weekend, even with my dad gone, I think I was going to enjoy myself here at the lake house.
A/N: Alright, you all know what to do. I hope that you guys are enjoying it so far, and I will have chapter two up soon I promise you!
Thanks again!