I would just like to thank Rose Davis for actually coming up with most of this chapter since I didn't have a clue on what to write! I am also soooo sorry I haven't posted in forever! So enjoy:)

The day started out normal. Hermione woke up the house elves greeted her and proceeded to cook and clean and groom her. That part she was very resentful of because she knew she would be able to do it herself but Draco was very adamant that she do as less as possible. So she went along with it to please him and to make sure that nothing went wrong. Still a week of bed rest left and then she would be able to safely bring the boys into the world. She especially did not want to go into labor while Draco was away on business. Hermione didn't want him to go but Blaise insisted that the client would not cooperate with him alone so to keep their business he went to get the proceeding started but would return in two days. Something about today just didn't feel right. She was unusually moody, she made one of the house elves cry, she conjured up some birds only to have target practice with was this nagging pain in her back that just wouldn't go away and she sent four howlers one to Ginny telling her to stop kissing Harry and get her arse over there, one to Harry telling him to stop being a randy bastard and release Ginny, another to Blaise for keeping Draco away and the last one to her dear Draco telling him that he should be ashamed of himself for once again letting her down and not being there for her. So to say she was having a very emotional and hormonal morning would be the understatement of the year. When Ginny finally arrived she came into the scene of Hermione laying on her side while a house elf was massaging her back. "Well aren't we having a wonderful morning today Hermione?" "Oh, Ginny thank goodness you are here. I thought you would never make it. I don't know what is wrong with me today. My back hurts and one minute I am laughing and happy the next I am crying. The babies won't get off my bladder and I keep going to the bathroom and nothing happens and on top of everything Draco isn't here and I miss him." "Awe poor Hermione, you are having a terrible morning, but that is still no excuse to send out howlers." She said with a smirk on her face but she knew how Hermione was feeling because she had two herself and they were working on number three when Harry's howler called him a 'randy bastard'. "This is ridiculous. I am just going to have to tell Draco that he can't touch me anymore after the boys are born. Everytime we have sex I end up with a baby. These babies want out and I want them out but they can't come out just yet. They will probably be just as impatient as...Ouch I wish these damn pains in my back would go away." "Well Mione I told you a long time ago that Malfoy would only cause you pain." At that Ginny laughed as she held Hermione stand up. "Thanks Gin, nature calls or its another cruel joke the twins are playing." She entered the bathroom and closed the door. "So what do you want to do today. Play another one of your muggle card games or would you like to play wizard chess?" "OH NO!" Hermione screamed from the bathroom. "Okay then what do you want to do?" "NO GINNY, MY WATER JUST BROKE I'M HAVING THE BABIES." "OH SHIT!"

Ginny ran to Hermiones already packed bag and threw it over her shoulder. She collected Hermiones wand and shoved it inside her pocket. "'Mione are you ok in there?" Ginny shouted through the door. "Yes I'm just cleaning my self- ouch that burns...argh, I'm just coming Gin can you floo Draco for me?" Hermione exclaimed back to Ginny, Ginny moved away from the door an in front of the fire place. "Come on you stupid ferret..." "Can I help you?" "Erm yes I need you to get Mr Malfoy straight away for me please." The head in the the fire looked at Ginny and plastered a nasty smile on her face before pouting her lips. "I'm sorry but Draco is uh, preoccupied at the moment can I take a message" she tilted her head to the side and raised her eyebrows towards Ginnys fuming face. "Right listen here you little bitch. If you do not go get Malfoy this instant I will take my wand and shove it up your ass, have you got that?" Ginny replied in a calm, mocking voice as her gaze now pieced into the girls. "WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE! GO. NOW!" Ginny screamed making the girl scramble out of her chair and out off sight. Ginny turned away from the fire and produced a protonus to go to harry explaining what is happening and to meet her at the hospital in five minutes. "Mr Malfoy I tried to get rid of her but she seems very persistent to talk to you" Ginny heard in the fire as she rounded on it again. "For fuck sake Georgia I gave you one job and you manage to fuck that up, just get out you're fired" Draco head appeared in the fire looking very agitated. "Can we make this quick I'm a busy- Red? What's wrong is Hermione ok?" Draco suddenly became alarmed as he looked around the bedroom for Hermione. "Yes ferret she's fine, actually not that fine she's gone into labour be at the hospital as soon as you can." Ginny said in a mean voice before closing the floo off Draco's shocked face. "HERMIONE LET'S GO!" Ginny said in a mean voice before closing the floo off Draco's shocked face. "HERMIONE LET'S GO!" "Ginny I'm...Oh shit, fuck, damn, hell." "Mione what are you saying." "I don't think we are going to make it. I shhhiittttt. I can..." The pain hit her so hard she fell to her knees. Just then Ginny entered the room. "Mione are you ok. Yea that was a dumb question. You gotta get up I can't birth no babies." "Ginny if I could move right now I would. Oh man I can't believe this. Oh man Ginny, help me i can't have them here." Ginny pause for a brief moment to calm herself down and formulate a plan. "OK Mione i am going to have to levitate you so be calm and help me concentrate. 'Wingardiane Leviosa'." She got Hermione down stairs and to the firepalce and help her to her feet and grab some floo powder and yelled, "St Mungos"

When they arrived they were met by Harry who immediately helped Ginny get Hermione to the reception desk. "Can I help you?" the woman behind the desk stated without looking up from her magazine. "Yes, my friend is in labor." "Well congratulations," she said then sent a patronus to one of the orderly. When they arrived she just pointed and said, "here's another one." They took Hermione to the back and waited for them to get her settled in her room. Once the nurse came and got Harry and Ginny they didn't have to ask which room she was in because she was yelling and cursing Draco. "Ahhhhhhh, I cant believe I let him do this to me again. I'm going to hex his bullocks off when I see him. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. Some body please give me a pain potion." "Sorry Ms. Granger you are too far dialated to get anything. You should have come as soon as your first pains." "Go to hell. I wasnt aware that I had been in labor since last night. This wasn't how it happened with my daughter." "Hey Hermione you are doing great. You dont need those stupid potions." Ginny said trying to keep her calm. "You are fully dilated now Ms. Granger, I need you to start pushing for me" the nurse smiled towards Hermiones sweating face. "Ahh.. I can't..have to wait ohhhh for fuck sake! Draco...where is HE!" "'Mione sweetheart we can't wait for Draco, I'm here you can do this" Harry whispered in her ear and kissed her forehead. "Harry I can't...Ugghhhh...Not without Dracooooooo." Just then Ginny interjected. "Look Hermione, You know just as well as I know that there is no way you are going to hold those boys in there. Whether you want to or not they are coming. Draco or no Draco. Now push dammit." With that just as commanded Hermione begin to push. "Good Ms. Granger, if you give me a few more pushes like that and we will have your first baby out. Ok now push." "Uggggh, if Draco doesn't show up soon I will kill him." "Ok babies first kill later." Harry said while wiping sweat from her brow. "Ms. Granger I need you to focus." "I am focused. Now get these babies out of me!"

"No need for shouting, I heard you all the way down the hall." Draco said as he entered the room. "Potter. Red. Thanks for helping but now you can go now I have arrived. Wait is that a headddd." (thud) "Oh really Malfoy, all that proper breeding and you can't stand the sight of your own child being born. Harry get this dick up." "First baby is almost out give me another big push." As Hermione was pushing Harry was working to revive Draco. "Malfoy, wake up." He said shaking him. "Malfoy you whimp, wake up." SLAP. "Dammit Potter if there is a bruise I will sue your ass." "Get your ass up and get over there. The first baby is almost out and don't look or you'll end up on the floor again." "I will have you know that I fainted due to exhaustion; not the fact that my sons head was poking out of my fiancé vagina" "Whatever makes you feel better." "Oh Hi Draco glad you could join us. Now if you will excuse me I have a baby to get out!" "Yes dear" Draco rounded on Hermiones other side and held her hand. "Ok Ms Granger one more push then the first one is out" the nurse called up to Hermione. "Darn 'mione not so hard" Draco whined as Hermione squeezed his hand. "On the count off three now Ms...one...two..three!" "ARGHHHHHHHHH" Hermiones screamed pieced through the room as she pushed as hard as she could. "Ah hello there little one" the nurse said softly as the baby's scream echoed in the room. Draco smiled down at his fiancé and kissed her sweaty forehead. "Our baby boy sweetheart I'm so proud of you" Hermione smiled as she watched the nurse clean and check the first baby. Just then Hermione felt another contraction piece though her body. "Ahhhh fuck sake Malfoy, you're never touching me ever again you asshole!" Hermione grimaced through the pain once more. "I know baby, just one more then it's over I promise" "When you're ready Ms Granger start pushing" Hermione pushed and pushed until she heard one more scream echo the atmosphere. She let out a sigh of relief and relaxed down on the bed, still clinging onto Harry's and Draco's hand. Hermione pushed and pushed until she heard one more scream echo the atmosphere. "Sweetie you did wonderful. I just have one request?" "What's that Harry." "Please let go of my hand, I think it's broken" "Potter, mine is broken you are such a ninny." "At least I didn't faint when I saw my son's head popping out." "As I said, I am suffering from exhaustion." "Hello... Just gave birth to two babies here. So your petty crap doesn't count." "Ok Ms. Granger here are your babies." "Oh my they are so beautiful." "Mione, how are you going to tell them apart." "Ginny I don't know. How did your mother always know which was George and which one was Fred. "By their ears."